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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 10, 2014 9:53:57 GMT -5
Reverse battle royal. I generally like gimmick matches, but the "Dominick on a pole," viagra on a pole, and the dog poop match were the worst I've ever heard of. The Dominick match wasn't a pole match it was a ladder match. Judy Bagwell on a pole did happen though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2014 10:02:48 GMT -5
That one where Booker T and Jarret had to bust up boxes around the ring ranks up there for me It did give us this classic moment though
I don't know what made Booker T feel like Daria in that moment, but God bless him for it.
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Post by fazzle on Jul 10, 2014 10:07:16 GMT -5
For me it has to be the Kennel From Hell match, especially so because I was there live to witness it. No matter how bad it was on PPV, I guarantee you it was worse in person. The regular cage and the Hell in a Cell didn't line up right at all, so you couldn't see ANYTHING going on in the ring, it was nothing but a wall of cages.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 10, 2014 10:15:32 GMT -5
Reverse battle royal. I generally like gimmick matches, but the "Dominick on a pole," viagra on a pole, and the dog poop match were the worst I've ever heard of. The Dominick match wasn't a pole match it was a ladder match. Judy Bagwell on a pole did happen though. She was also on a Forklift from what I regretfully recall...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 10, 2014 10:22:00 GMT -5
well the match was still labelled Judy Bagwell on a pole
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 10, 2014 10:28:13 GMT -5
While it wasn't as bad as some of the ones listed here, the Raw Bowl in early 1996 was a convoluted rules system.
Not just for the fact that everyone had to wear football jerseys either.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jul 10, 2014 11:33:13 GMT -5
dog poop match. was there even a kayfabe explanation for why The Rock and Davey Boy felt they had to have THAT match? Cause Smith was the British BullDOG And Hogan was HULK. So, say him vs Andre with the loser having to be bombarded with gamma rays would have been equally as idiotic.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 10, 2014 11:35:31 GMT -5
Punjabi prison match, the second one
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 10, 2014 11:38:16 GMT -5
Most gimmick matches I usually like, because at worst they can be pretty funny (Judy Bagwell on a pole, the Miracle On 34th Street fights), but the dog poop match wasn't necessary.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2014 12:10:26 GMT -5
The saving grace of the dog poop match was that it gave us one of the funniest calls in the history of commentary.
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Post by wwefan24 on Jul 10, 2014 13:54:23 GMT -5
What the hell was the point in the dog poop match? I vaguely remember mankind being involved in the build up but that's about it!
Also I'd have to say coal miners glove! 'I hate you so much I'm gonna punch you in the face with a gardening glove?' Yeah doesn't work for me
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 10, 2014 13:59:08 GMT -5
The fact that we've gone this far without the words "Sledgehammer Ladder Match" is a bit surprising.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 10, 2014 13:59:35 GMT -5
What the hell was the point in the dog poop match? I vaguely remember mankind being involved in the build up but that's about it! Also I'd have to say coal miners glove! 'I hate you so much I'm gonna punch you in the face with a gardening glove?' Yeah doesn't work for me That was a lesson in... ALWAYS gimmick your wheels
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2014 14:17:28 GMT -5
Most gimmick matches I usually like, because at worst they can be pretty funny (Judy Bagwell on a pole, the Miracle On 34th Street fights), but the dog poop match wasn't necessary. IT stuck out in a sea of "why am I watching this" moments my younger self should've had. I was weary of Naked Mideon and a Mr. Ass singles push, but hearing Michale Cole shout HE WENT IN THE DOG POOP! INTO THE DOG POOP! may have been my first existential crisis.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 10, 2014 14:30:25 GMT -5
Not WWE, but the stupidest match I can think of was probably a laundry match in GLOW where the losers had to do their opponents laundry. And of course the weapons consisted of stuff like wash basins, laundry detergent, and clothes baskets.
Only in professional wrestling, folks.
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Jul 10, 2014 14:33:45 GMT -5
Not WWE, but King of the Mountain matches are a little rules heavy, and don't really do anything a ladder match doesn't...
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 10, 2014 17:11:47 GMT -5
Most gimmick matches I usually like, because at worst they can be pretty funny (Judy Bagwell on a pole, the Miracle On 34th Street fights), but the dog poop match wasn't necessary. IT stuck out in a sea of "why am I watching this" moments my younger self should've had. I was weary of Naked Mideon and a Mr. Ass singles push, but hearing Michale Cole shout HE WENT IN THE DOG POOP! INTO THE DOG POOP! may have been my first existential crisis. Oddly enough, I'm not bothered when heels get slimed with liquid waste from the ceiling because I know it's obviously fake. Getting slammed down into realistic looking turds, though....not a fun visual.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2014 17:15:51 GMT -5
What about the one where the Rock and Billy Gunn fought with the loser getting his head shoved into a fat woman's ass? That happened, right?
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 10, 2014 17:53:16 GMT -5
The Hog Pen Match when they don't involve Henry Godwinn. It only worked when you have him in the match. Didn't care for it being a part of that Redneck Triathlon or Santina vs Vickie Guerrero
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Post by Stu on Jul 10, 2014 19:45:28 GMT -5
Piñata on a pole. And I'm still unclear on the Duchess of Queensbury rules
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