ToyfareMark
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Post by ToyfareMark on Aug 10, 2014 22:29:56 GMT -5
The pure convenience that literally every match on a card is a perceived "good guy" vs. a perceived "bad guy". Cage doors are complete nonsense. The logistics of a triple threat match is pretty asinine. Any contest with more than 2 guys in a combat sport is pretty insane. Could you imagine a triple threat UFC fight? The amount of guys who would lose their careers to blindside roundhouse kicks to the head would be staggering. This needs to happen, buyrates applenty baby!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2014 8:21:06 GMT -5
Why does ANYONE use a headlock? It's never beaten anyone, it never does any good, and usually you either get picked up and dropped, or elbowed in the stomach a bunch of times for your trouble. My interpretation of the headlock is that when used in its correct context, it's a good weardown move. You can hook someone in something very simple and make them wear themselves out trying to get out of it. When animals get caught in traps, they have been known to gnaw off parts of their own body or even die from fighting so hard to escape. The problem is that everything is so taken for granted now that no one bothers to sell things like weardown holds or provide a proper context, so they just seem like a submission hold that never works.
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Post by Shy Guy on Aug 11, 2014 9:32:41 GMT -5
if there is a beat down after a match, and the bell ringer keeps ringing the bell. like this dastardly heel is just going to stop beating the face with a chair\crowbar\barbed wire bat\whatever, because the bell ringer is like "hey heel! the match is over! see?" *dingdingding*
and the heel should be like, "oh, you're right. my bad." *puts down weapon and leaves the ring peacefully without mocking the face or any fans he walks by"
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 11, 2014 9:47:46 GMT -5
if there is a beat down after a match, and the bell ringer keeps ringing the bell. like this dastardly heel is just going to stop beating the face with a chair\crowbar\barbed wire bat\whatever, because the bell ringer is like "hey heel! the match is over! see?" *dingdingding* and the heel should be like, "oh, you're right. my bad." *puts down weapon and leaves the ring peacefully without mocking the face or any fans he walks by" I've never got that, it's really annoying if they keep at it, too. I don't get why more wrestlers don't wear gear like the Shield did if they are going to have a match with weapons. Seems like it'd be kinda nice to have a vest with even minimum padding in a match where you might get put through a table, take a chair to the gut, etc. Only time I remember anyone wearing armor to the ring for reasons like that are Norman Smiley in WCW, or when someone put on a plastic visor to try to block getting mist to the face. Also, someone tried to use an umbrella to block Tajiri's mist. No success there, as he saw it coming and just waited until they had stopped blocking.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2014 10:01:19 GMT -5
if there is a beat down after a match, and the bell ringer keeps ringing the bell. like this dastardly heel is just going to stop beating the face with a chair\crowbar\barbed wire bat\whatever, because the bell ringer is like "hey heel! the match is over! see?" *dingdingding* and the heel should be like, "oh, you're right. my bad." *puts down weapon and leaves the ring peacefully without mocking the face or any fans he walks by" I've never got that, it's really annoying if they keep at it, too. I don't get why more wrestlers don't wear gear like the Shield did if they are going to have a match with weapons. Seems like it'd be kinda nice to have a vest with even minimum padding in a match where you might get put through a table, take a chair to the gut, etc. Only time I remember anyone wearing armor to the ring for reasons like that are Norman Smiley in WCW, or when someone put on a plastic visor to try to block getting mist to the face. Also, someone tried to use an umbrella to block Tajiri's mist. No success there, as he saw it coming and just waited until they had stopped blocking. Don't forget Lanny Poffo's suit of medieval armor.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Aug 11, 2014 12:21:54 GMT -5
"Unsanctioned matches". I mean, they're happening, we can see it, WWE is televising it, there's a referee and entrances. What exactly is unsanctioned about it?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2014 12:39:50 GMT -5
When someone takes a finisher from the person they're feuding with at the end of Raw and they lay unconscious forever. The heel can stand over the guy for ages celebrating and we can see a half dozen replays of it and the guy is still down until the show goes off the air, even if it's minutes later.
If the same guy takes that same move in a match though, it probably wouldn't even be enough to put him down for a three count.
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Stauf Crust
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Post by Stauf Crust on Aug 11, 2014 13:50:41 GMT -5
Why is John Cena
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Aug 11, 2014 13:51:27 GMT -5
"Unsanctioned matches". I mean, they're happening, we can see it, WWE is televising it, there's a referee and entrances. What exactly is unsanctioned about it? Ive thought about this before as well but I guess they're matches that WWE will allow to happen but they are unofficial, will not show up in a wrestler's history of recorded WWE bouts, a win will not go towards the victors prospect of moving up the card or a future title shot and WWE will take no responsibility for anything that happens in the match, something like that?
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Post by phen0m2112 on Aug 11, 2014 14:56:05 GMT -5
"Unsanctioned matches". I mean, they're happening, we can see it, WWE is televising it, there's a referee and entrances. What exactly is unsanctioned about it? Ive thought about this before as well but I guess they're matches that WWE will allow to happen but they are unofficial, will not show up in a wrestler's history of recorded WWE bouts, a win will not go towards the victors prospect of moving up the card or a future title shot and WWE will take no responsibility for anything that happens in the match, something like that? Sounds like Jakked/Metal. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 11, 2014 15:43:28 GMT -5
Why people use brother so much, brothers?
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Post by Clawley Race on Aug 11, 2014 19:03:52 GMT -5
Why people use brother so much, brothers? Because when certain guys are around, it can get confusing to call everyone jack.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2014 19:29:37 GMT -5
How some people can still suspend disbelief
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 11, 2014 19:30:44 GMT -5
Why people use brother so much, brothers? Because when certain guys are around, it can get confusing to call everyone jack. Thanks dude, here's the thing brother, I also heard hogan calling everyone daddy, back on his Golden Steriling days
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Post by Captain & Diet on Aug 11, 2014 23:58:14 GMT -5
An endless supply of evil authority figures. When will it end?
SAVE_US.tunney
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 12, 2014 4:11:24 GMT -5
When someone takes a finisher from the person they're feuding with at the end of Raw and they lay unconscious forever. The heel can stand over the guy for ages celebrating and we can see a half dozen replays of it and the guy is still down until the show goes off the air, even if it's minutes later. If the same guy takes that same move in a match though, it probably wouldn't even be enough to put him down for a three count. My suspension of disbelief on this is the lack of adrenaline from the match, or, if you were wrestling someone else, not being prepared for that move because you were wrestling a different guy.
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Stauf Crust
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Post by Stauf Crust on Aug 12, 2014 15:46:48 GMT -5
How much does the WWE network cost a month with a six-month commitment?
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Phil Parent
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Post by Phil Parent on Aug 12, 2014 18:24:54 GMT -5
Why did Flair keep climbing that ***damn corner!? When he did make it up top and delivered his Double Axe Handle towards the end of his WWE career, it was a big deal in a sarcastic but also touching way. It won't be listed in his accomplishments, but yeah, he made it. Somebody mentionned a triple threat MMA match. I'm positive this happened. Tags too. They've even done MMA Arm Wrestling. EDIT: Three Way MMA
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Aug 12, 2014 19:29:07 GMT -5
I raise your three way with team MMA:
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Phil Parent
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Post by Phil Parent on Aug 12, 2014 19:56:53 GMT -5
DUDE THAT'S AWESOME!
Think of the ratings.
In the US, do it with rival gangs!
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