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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 6, 2006 18:13:41 GMT -5
Jeff: At age 40, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again!
AW CRAP!
Well, On the bright side, I don't have to worry about missing out on Medicaid and Social Security.
Plus I'll leave an attractive corpse (that is if the dogs stay away from the face.)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2006 18:16:24 GMT -5
Jeff: At age 40, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again! AW CRAP! Well, On the bright side, I don't have to worry about missing out on Medicaid and Social Security. Plus I'll leave an attractive corpse (that is if the dogs stay away from the face.) Wanna swap deaths?
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Post by Desi on Jun 6, 2006 18:17:13 GMT -5
Desiree: At age 52, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. ?
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Post by westendriot on Jun 6, 2006 18:32:54 GMT -5
Jim: At age 78, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 6, 2006 18:37:32 GMT -5
Jeff: At age 40, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again! AW CRAP! Well, On the bright side, I don't have to worry about missing out on Medicaid and Social Security. Plus I'll leave an attractive corpse (that is if the dogs stay away from the face.) Wanna swap deaths? Okay! Andy Griffith I can handle. if it was the apparition of Don Knotts, I'd go completely mad!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2006 18:40:41 GMT -5
Okay! Andy Griffith I can handle. if it was the apparition of Don Knotts, I'd go completely mad! Thanks a lot! Now I can escape suicide
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Jun 6, 2006 18:44:13 GMT -5
James: At age 81, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
kinky
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 6, 2006 18:49:01 GMT -5
The D: At age 31, you will die in defiant battle with the zombie hordes, only to rise again and walk the earth as one of the undead.
Woohoo! The zombie apocalypse is upon us within two years!
.... yeah, I made my own. Wanna make summit of it?
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Post by wolfpackbitch on Jun 6, 2006 18:50:43 GMT -5
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Post by GnarKill on Jun 6, 2006 18:57:04 GMT -5
At age 94, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2006 18:58:23 GMT -5
At age 94, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal. timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 6, 2006 18:59:22 GMT -5
Wolfie: At age 89, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. Miz: At age 44, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. no fair man, you get to live until you're 89....
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Post by wolfpackbitch on Jun 6, 2006 19:07:11 GMT -5
Wolfie: At age 89, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. Miz: At age 44, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. no fair man, you get to live until you're 89.... only the good die young and please.. after the events that unfolded today, don't call me 'man' LOL
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jun 6, 2006 19:11:28 GMT -5
Tyler: At age 50, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.
HAHA I don't even eat fast food! SWERVE
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Jun 6, 2006 19:22:02 GMT -5
mitchell: At age 92, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.
Hey, I got off pretty easy!
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jun 6, 2006 19:26:06 GMT -5
mitchell: At age 92, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Hey, I got off pretty easy! LAME
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Jun 6, 2006 19:32:47 GMT -5
mitchell: At age 92, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Hey, I got off pretty easy! LAME Just because i've got it good!
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 6, 2006 19:32:52 GMT -5
Actually, a big news story around here is that a man was stabbed to death last night when he told someone that he didn't have a cigarette. In reponse, the smoker decided to viscious stab him.
I bet noone saw something like that coming.
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Jun 6, 2006 19:40:38 GMT -5
At age 43, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2006 19:41:21 GMT -5
At age 43, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. Bad karma. Again.
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