Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
Posts: 18,051
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 7, 2006 8:02:42 GMT -5
Erik Majorwitz: At age 82, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.
Damn, German landlords.
Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2006 8:40:59 GMT -5
We should put in celebrity's details... what's Michael Cole's shoe size?
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Post by Poker Joker on Jun 7, 2006 8:45:43 GMT -5
Jason: At age 37, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
How strangely appropriate.
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
Posts: 18,051
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 7, 2006 10:19:09 GMT -5
We should put in celebrity's details... what's Michael Cole's shoe size? Try 9. Waits for the first John Cena one... Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jun 7, 2006 10:51:40 GMT -5
I will live forever cause I didn't donate a buck. There can be only one...and maybe one more, but that's it!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2006 10:57:52 GMT -5
Ryan: At age 73, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
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Post by jdm24 on Jun 7, 2006 11:23:28 GMT -5
Jon: At age 87, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 7, 2006 12:08:32 GMT -5
Cassidy: At age 54, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.
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lester
AC Slater
OWNED!!!
Posts: 116
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Post by lester on Jun 7, 2006 12:15:45 GMT -5
lester: At age 51, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar. cool!
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Post by starking18 on Jun 7, 2006 13:08:42 GMT -5
James: At age 95, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth margarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) Sweet. I live till 95 and die drunk and partyin'.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 7, 2006 13:50:57 GMT -5
John Cena: At age 62, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
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jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
Posts: 3,052
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 7, 2006 14:02:36 GMT -5
What are the odds that John Cena, at 62, will be wrestling Hassan in Spain? I wonder when they'll bring him back?
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
Posts: 18,051
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 8, 2006 2:38:29 GMT -5
What are the odds that John Cena, at 62, will be wrestling Hassan in Spain? I wonder when they'll bring him back? Will his gimmick be different? Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
Posts: 31,359
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 8, 2006 2:50:43 GMT -5
Koda Kazar: At age 98, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years. Feck yes!!! I die playing video games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My first predicted death said that I would die in a vat of shoe polish in 4 years. I hit "back" and hit "predict" again and got this result with the same data. I like this way a lot better.
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
Posts: 17,355
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 8, 2006 2:56:38 GMT -5
Hollis: At age 73, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
Ok, so i did it four times. The first one was really lame. This one is just funny.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
Posts: 2,095
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Post by Albino Heat on Jun 8, 2006 13:36:17 GMT -5
Choked on Steak at age 72...
Kind of tame considering the rest of the responses... but at least I get steak out of the deal!
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TuneinTokyo
Hank Scorpio
The Mountain from Stone Mountain
Posts: 6,431
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Jun 9, 2006 21:19:54 GMT -5
Content and looking forward.
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
Posts: 5,556
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Post by Beav on Jun 10, 2006 0:19:09 GMT -5
Beaver Las Vagas: At age 100, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.
I always knew I'd be murdered... I just always assumed it would be at a much younger age...
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Post by JordynKaiyseee on Jun 13, 2006 15:08:55 GMT -5
ToMMy TrIstAN: Gets hit by a truck and dies instantly during a Numb Chucking session.
I didn't feel a thing
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Post by Highest Quarrelling Saturday? on Jun 14, 2006 6:52:35 GMT -5
"At age 70, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar. "
I'll buzz myself to death, apparently. Darn, I need some Jolly Ranchers now.
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