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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Jun 6, 2006 19:45:29 GMT -5
Robert: At age 68, suicide, straight up
Damn and I had my heart set on 35 for when I offed myself
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AnM is back
Don Corleone
"$50 fine and time served."
Posts: 1,397
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Post by AnM is back on Jun 6, 2006 20:01:31 GMT -5
Miranda : At age 95, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
At least I die old and playing a video game...
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 6, 2006 20:04:11 GMT -5
Miranda : At age 95, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. At least I die old and playing a video game... Thos means you should be more like William "The Messiah" Welsh. This exact scenario happened to him, except he got off with just getting a thumb cut off. We should all be more like The Messiah.
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jun 6, 2006 20:08:27 GMT -5
Apparently, I do something that isn't very wise.
Justin: At age 43, suicide, straight up.
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nisi
Vegeta
Da Bears
Posts: 9,868
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Post by nisi on Jun 6, 2006 20:57:58 GMT -5
The fascinating thing about this thread is seeing everyone post their first names, I didn't think of that.
nisi: At age 79, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol
Christ, that could happen this week!
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Post by gsguy on Jun 6, 2006 21:03:26 GMT -5
Andrew: At age 74, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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MichaelRBoh
Unicron
cowpee changed gimmick
Posts: 3,301
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Jun 6, 2006 21:06:25 GMT -5
Michael : At age 57, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 6, 2006 21:10:50 GMT -5
Miz: At age 44, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. no fair ma'am, you get to live until you're 89.... only the good die young and please.. after the events that unfolded today, don't call me 'man' LOL corrected for politness
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jun 6, 2006 21:18:27 GMT -5
Shawn Steele: At age 71, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage
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Post by bruteshot79 on Jun 6, 2006 21:18:33 GMT -5
Miranda : At age 95, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. At least I die old and playing a video game... Thos means you should be more like William "The Messiah" Welsh. This exact scenario happened to him, except he got off with just getting a thumb cut off. We should all be more like The Messiah. He then went on to become a 3 time CZW Heavyweight Champion.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 6, 2006 21:19:28 GMT -5
Thos means you should be more like William "The Messiah" Welsh. This exact scenario happened to him, except he got off with just getting a thumb cut off. We should all be more like The Messiah. He then went on to become a 3 time CZW Heavyweight Champion. One of the best and most credible they ever had.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jun 6, 2006 22:02:30 GMT -5
Joey: At age 77, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
I can see me at the age but I never become addicted to anything
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 6, 2006 22:42:59 GMT -5
christian: At age 43, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
So I die young and still the loser I am today. Plus I drink
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Post by cattlemutilation on Jun 6, 2006 22:54:48 GMT -5
Tommy: At age 96, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chili.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 6, 2006 23:07:13 GMT -5
Cole: At age 47, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jun 7, 2006 6:28:12 GMT -5
Martin: At age 101, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.
We should find out what Fast Food emporium this is and sue
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 7, 2006 6:31:32 GMT -5
Gojira: At age 102, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
Hey at least I will have a long life.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 7, 2006 6:36:55 GMT -5
Mars: At age 98, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
98? Hey, I told 27!
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midicai
Samurai Cop
Did i mention the porthole defoggers?
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Post by midicai on Jun 7, 2006 7:56:51 GMT -5
midicai: At age 81, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
least ill live longer than elvis did.
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
Posts: 18,051
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 7, 2006 8:00:33 GMT -5
I know, X-Men 17? Can you believe it! Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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