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Post by Stu on Jun 14, 2006 3:44:00 GMT -5
My daily routine includes waking up at about 11:30 a.m., making a cup of coffee and sitting down to watch the Smurfs. That's how things have been going since October, and it's great that I can become reacquainted with all 101-plus of them, except for that stupid jerk, Brainy. I hate that guy.
Handy, Hefty and Clockwork (even though he's a robot) have always been my favorites. What about the rest of you? And extra credit goes to anyone who can name every major Smurf.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jun 14, 2006 5:37:06 GMT -5
I used to love the Smurfs, I was never a fan of Hefty, and as for all of the major Smurfs:
Papa Smurf
Smurffette
Sleepy Smurf
Brainy Smufr
Hefty Smurf
Handy Smurf
Clumsy Smur
Tailor Smurf
Farmer Smurf
Dreamy Smurf
Harmony Smurf
Painter Smurf
Vanity Smurf
Joker Smurf
Poet Smurf
Grouchy Smurf
Baker Smurf
Greedy Smurf
Snappy Smurf
Slouchy Smurf
Nat Smurfling
Sassette Smurfling
Baby Smurf
Grandpa Smurf
Nanny Smurf
Tracker Smurf
Wild Smurf
Clockwork Smurf
Thats all I can remember
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Post by Banned Member on Jun 14, 2006 9:45:29 GMT -5
I always wanted to stomp on Brainy, and what is the deal with only 2 female smurfs? Either Smurfette is a ho or the other Smurfs are all pedofiles.
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Post by Loki on Jun 14, 2006 13:01:19 GMT -5
I always wanted to stomp on Brainy, and what is the deal with only 2 female smurfs? Either Smurfette is a ho or the other Smurfs are all pedofiles. Don't forget Vanity Smurf and probably Painter Smurf (unsure about the name) may have homosexual tendencies, which could appeal to other Smurfs. ;D I once read an interesting and funny take on Smurfville and its social system. If I can trace it down, I'll post it. Besides, Doesn't Smurfville bear some similarities with Plato's Republic? (Seriously) |
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Post by Stu on Jun 14, 2006 14:04:48 GMT -5
And don't forget the lesser known Toughy, Sloppy, Scaredy, Nosey and Pushover Smurfs. I always wanted to stomp on Brainy, and what is the deal with only 2 female smurfs? Either Smurfette is a ho or the other Smurfs are all pedofiles. Hence, Chronic Masturbator Smurf. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 14, 2006 14:14:06 GMT -5
Favorite-Clockwork Smurf
Least Favorite-Lazy Smurf. GET OFF YER BUTT AND HELP PAINT THIS MUSHROOM, YA BUM!!
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Post by hil on Jun 14, 2006 14:43:13 GMT -5
I always wanted to stomp on Brainy, and what is the deal with only 2 female smurfs? Either Smurfette is a ho or the other Smurfs are all pedofiles. Don't forget Vanity Smurf and probably Painter Smurf (unsure about the name) may have homosexual tendencies, which could appeal to other Smurfs. ;D I once read an interesting and funny take on Smurfville and its social system. If I can trace it down, I'll post it. Besides, Doesn't Smurfville bear some similarities with Plato's Republic? (Seriously) The smurfs has a lot of racist connotations. I once saw a stand up comic do their entire act about why this was and they went into quite some depth with their research - it was quite compelling. Here are a couple of the arguments (it was a while ago so I can't remember a great deal about it) Papa Smurf wears a red outfit and the rest of the smurfs wear white like the grand dragon and the rest of the KKK. The black smurf was portrayed as a rabid wildsmurf with red eyes and even the toy version came in a cage! |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 14, 2006 15:36:50 GMT -5
SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2006 16:40:28 GMT -5
I hated Brainy Smurf, he was such an ass. I always wanted to see Gargamel get that little bastard.... or maybe a Sheiky Smurf to Smurf his ass and make him to be humble. ;D
Hefty Smurf was cool though.
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Post by Bullhead on Jun 14, 2006 16:44:47 GMT -5
Stoner Smurf
Mariachi Smurf
I'm Rick James, Smurf
Dead Smurf
Sabrina The Teenage Smurf
Stripper Smurf
Darth Smurf
Untalented Jewish Female Comedian Smurf
Resthold Smurf
Luger Smurf
Jobber Smurf
Samoa Smurf
MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SMUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!
Sorry, I'll stop now.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jun 14, 2006 20:39:06 GMT -5
I always wanted to stomp on Brainy, and what is the deal with only 2 female smurfs? Either Smurfette is a ho or the other Smurfs are all pedofiles. whats worse is the females weren't really smurfs they were created, the first was magically created from clay by Gargamel and the other I don't remember but in all actuallity they weren't real smurfs at all |
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jun 14, 2006 20:45:41 GMT -5
there was only one female ..... smurfette ..... that gargamel fashioned out of whatever, to drag them into the mire of womenkind .....
or stop them all making the "ham sandwiches" all the time .....
BTW ..... this thread scares me :SKURRED:
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jun 14, 2006 20:48:20 GMT -5
Anarcho commie Smurf is the dude.
Not a fan of Nazi Smurf.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Jun 14, 2006 21:23:40 GMT -5
I always loved brainy smurf I could not stand baby smurf I wish I wish I wish gene zitski would punt that baby far far away
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 14, 2006 21:31:42 GMT -5
I actually liked Brainy, because he was never allowed to fit in. Yes, he was annoying, but it was because if he didn't draw attention to himself nobody would know that he was there. Brainy was a better wizard than Gargamel was, but that wasn't saying much. The person that annoyed me the most was Pee-Wee. Remember? He was Gohan's squire. He was more annoying that Bigmouth, Brainy, Lazy, Jokey, etc. combined.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jun 14, 2006 21:47:34 GMT -5
there was only one female ..... smurfette ..... that gargamel fashioned out of whatever, to drag them into the mire of womenkind ..... or stop them all making the "ham sandwiches" all the time ..... BTW ..... this thread scares me :SKURRED: actually there were 3 smurfette, nanny, and sassette, sassette was made in a similar fashion to smurfette but was made by someone else as a friend for smurfette, and I don't remember much about nanny I just remember she has something to do with grandpa smurf is it bad that I still have some smurf comics  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 14, 2006 23:33:35 GMT -5
Brainy Smurf I wanted to kick in the nuts. I always liked Toughy Smurf, who wanted to be like Hefty Smurf, but never could  |
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