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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 13, 2015 16:52:49 GMT -5
@supersweetbotch's ass is the final boss. I can only defeat him by using my penis as a blanket, which takes away 5000 HP.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 13, 2015 16:57:16 GMT -5
At least a dozen different sidequests involve helping out people with dating issues, half of them being just convincing the person to ask out somebody.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jan 13, 2015 17:02:00 GMT -5
You can only convince CageKing to unblock the road by bringing him his favorite bear in all of pro-wrestling.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 13, 2015 17:04:36 GMT -5
I volunteer to be rugged guy with stubble and a quip
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 13, 2015 17:06:32 GMT -5
Only available on ColecoVision!!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 13, 2015 17:33:30 GMT -5
Diet Mt. Dew is a power up.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 13, 2015 17:51:17 GMT -5
doytch serves as the tutorial/hint provider ala Navi from LoZ:OoT.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 13, 2015 18:00:41 GMT -5
Buggy as Hell.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 13, 2015 18:15:34 GMT -5
A negative status effect could be anal bleeding.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 61,989
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 13, 2015 18:20:05 GMT -5
You get chased by a giant blue bear at one point, and you have to avoid Florida at all costs
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 13, 2015 18:24:19 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 13, 2015 18:28:28 GMT -5
finishing the game on super impossibly hard mode going through the hall of shame that is deleted gives you the fabled Banhammer of the Mods, each use of said hammer takes your popularity down 25 points but increases your local area on the maps peace and tranquillity by 23%
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 13, 2015 19:22:14 GMT -5
Instead of normal exploding barrels, ours would start off calm and polite, then after about 8 pages explode with bizarre rants.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 13, 2015 19:45:23 GMT -5
doytch serves as the tutorial/hint provider ala Navi from LoZ:OoT. Nobody makes it past the first level. If you create a female character, it makes it impossible to do the game in stealth, as all the male characters instantly know where you are and stare at you, but battles are easier, because they're too preoccupied starting at your chest to attack. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 19:47:52 GMT -5
You're in a peaceful city when all off a sudden a CM Punk thread has destroyed the city because all the locals are rioting and killing each other and you're trying to escape the city alive
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
Posts: 5,749
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 13, 2015 20:53:05 GMT -5
....i know just the video game company to make it!!  |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 13, 2015 21:07:04 GMT -5
Online Multiplayer includes "Capture The Kash Flagg" mode |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 22:15:34 GMT -5
The mods would be considered too broken for tourney play.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Jan 13, 2015 22:33:48 GMT -5
Created by Suda51.
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