Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates

[Duke Delicious]

abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885


Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."



The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.



According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.



In the police report obtained by ABC News, the trim job was apparently essential because the arresting officer, trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend.


She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick told the Key West Citizen.

It gets weirder. In order to pay full attention to her sensitive regions, police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel.



Yes, her ex-husband.



Their tag-team driving went awry when an SUV driving in front of them slowed to turn. Barnes' 1995 Thunderbird smashed into it. Two of the SUV's passengers suffered minor injuries, police say. Barnes shouldn't have been driving that Thunderbird, since she had been convicted the previous day for driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.



According to the arrest report, it was the sixth time her license had been suspended.

After the accident, Barnes and Judy drove off, police say. The Thunderbird limped a few hundred yards before the couple switched seats. "She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick told the Citizen. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?'"



But the attempt to claim that Judy, not Barnes, was driving was also doomed. Judy had visible burns on his chest he claimed came from the exploding airbag, but only the passenger side airbag deployed, according to the police report.



So Dunick charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.



According to the arrest affidavit, the trooper asked her afterward why she didn't hit the brakes when she saw the SUV. She answered bluntly, "I told you, I was shaving."



"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," Dunick told the Citizen.



"About 10 years ago, I stopped a guy in the exact same spot... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

[Mister Pigwell]

I remember hearing about a lady who did this with her ex husband in the car while going to see her new boyfriend from years ago.

I'm reading this and going... this happened AGAIN?!?!

But no it's the same 2010 story.

[Deleted]

People do crazy stuff. I work at a hotel and yesterday a female guest stripped down to her underwear and changed clothes in the parking lot. The idea of simply changing in either her room or the lobby restroom apparently never crossed her mind.

And it's a pretty nice place, it's not like I work at a dumpy shithole in the ghetto riddled with druggies or something.

[Kevin Hamilton]

A public service announcement:



Well, it's safer than driving with an Epilady anyway.

[lionheart21]

Of course its Florida

[Deleted]

Where else but Florida?

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

*before reading it*
please let it not be florida

*reads*
DAMMIT!!!

[Deleted]

The dude with the three syringes in his arm probably read this story and said, "Jeez, you're going to hurt yourself doing that."

[Chip Chipperson]

If this were me I think I'd just do it before I left. You know, wake up an extra 10-15 minutes early?

[Duke Delicious]

Hmm, saw this posted just today. Don't know why it was posted if it was from a few years ago.

[Mister Pigwell]

It's fine. Still interesting this happened to someone.

And you know. Florida.

[Heartbreaker]

What a stupid thing she did.

Shaving would leave razor bumps and in-grown hairs all over her bits, you get that waxed.

[Perd]

Jan 18, 2015 19:18:36 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

A pubic service announcement:



Well, it's safer than driving with an Epilady anyway.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Lady looks like Greg the Hammer Valentine

[Famous Rocking Chimes]

Knew it was Florida the moment I saw the thread title.

And holy crap at Cornfed Pig's signature, I haven't watched TNA in years but blimey Jeremy Borash hasn't aged well since the last time I saw him.

[Juice]

Add me to the list of people who knew this was going to be a Florida story.

[Push R Truth]

When I have issues trimming my pubes while driving to my lover's place, I know the first person I'd enlist to help is my ex

[King Boo]

I don't know what it says about this place that I remembered hearing about this story specifically due to reading about it here.

[Digital Witness]

Jan 18, 2015 19:42:40 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

Lady looks like Greg the Hammer Valentine

Still has more in common with Razor Ramon, chico.

[Mister Pigwell]

Jan 18, 2015 19:57:57 GMT -5 King Boo said:

I don't know what it says about this place that I remembered hearing about this story specifically due to reading about it here.

FOUND IT!
officialfan.proboards.com/thread/287999/woman-finds-completely-wtf-crash

Mar 9, 2010 19:40:01 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

My favorite part is that her ex husband is in the car while she's doing this... so she can go see her boyfriend.

I don't know which part of this story I find the most 'WTF'.