cjb01: Limited Edition Item!
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Post by cjb01: Limited Edition Item! on Feb 10, 2015 6:26:51 GMT -5
Man between going through this whole thread at once and the "Seth Rollins Penis" Thread before it, I don't know how I'm still breathing with how many times I've laughed in like a half hour...
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 10, 2015 7:47:09 GMT -5
"How do I reeeeeeeaaaaccccchhh these keeeeedddss?" |
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 10, 2015 7:59:45 GMT -5
I loved him in Stand and Deliver. Edward James Almost |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2015 8:06:08 GMT -5
 Vince: Who booked this shit!? |
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Post by DjZonk on Feb 10, 2015 9:19:54 GMT -5
 Sure he used to falls asleep on television, but he was great in the Simpsons...  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 10, 2015 14:00:31 GMT -5
It was aimed at Bret and it was 100% a work. They discussed it beforehand, and thought that it would give Bret a reason to have a beef with Shawn when he came back. The comment gets really blown out of proportions - which I guess just means that they worked you. Must have worked Bret too...according to his book he was furious when he heard Michaels say that. I think he was saying to Lothario though. You know Jose would've been there patting Shawn's shoulders and clapping the whole time, which would've made the Boyhood Dream Pose-a-thon even more awkward. Bret was just upset that he wasn't called a glorious piece of shit. |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 10, 2015 14:47:54 GMT -5
Vince: Who booked this shit!? Why is Vince looking like Dracula there? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2015 14:48:09 GMT -5
Sure he used to falls asleep on television, but he was great in the Simpsons... It was part of the WWF/Simpsons talent exchange. Matt Groening got Bret Hart while Vince got Moleman. Edit: Vince should bring Jose back for Daniel Bryan. Think about it, the man who train the man who train Daniel Bryan. |
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 10, 2015 14:58:59 GMT -5
Sure he used to falls asleep on television, but he was great in the Simpsons... It was part of the WWF/Simpsons talent exchange. Matt Groening got Bret Hart while Vince got Moleman. Edit: Vince should bring Jose back for Daniel Bryan. Think about it, the man who train the man who train Daniel Bryan. Lothario tries to get YES chants started and gets pelted with garbage |
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Post by Venti on Feb 10, 2015 17:50:14 GMT -5
I like to imagine that Shawn and Bret would have been best friends had that piece of shit Lothario not been in the ring. Shawn probably meant to get that piece of shit out of the ring, as in Lothario, not Bret. But Bret thought it was directed at him. This caused a rift between Shawn and Bret. And because they had a real life rivalry after that, Bret didn't want to drop the WWF title to Shawn at Survivor Series 1997. So that must mean... Sweatsock caused the Montreal Screwjob! Great going, Sweatsock. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 10, 2015 18:02:36 GMT -5
Vince: Who booked this shit!? Why is Vince looking like Dracula there? He was going to bite down on Ol' Crusty Jocks Jose Lothario's neck, but got nothing but Tequila & dust |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2015 18:08:01 GMT -5
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Post by edgestar on Feb 10, 2015 18:17:07 GMT -5
I would love to see a Hall of Fame type video package on him. The interviews could be hilarious.
Shawn: I loathed working with Lothario
Vince: I forgot he worked here!
HHH: Remember when DX drove a tank to his house and turned the tide in having a boring ass manager?
Sid: 22? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Jose: Who are we talking about?? *producer: uhh, you..* Oh yeah, I was less fun than a bee sting!
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 10, 2015 18:17:12 GMT -5
I like to imagine that Shawn and Bret would have been best friends had that piece of shit Lothario not been in the ring. Shawn probably meant to get that piece of shit out of the ring, as in Lothario, not Bret. But Bret thought it was directed at him. This caused a rift between Shawn and Bret. And because they had a real life rivalry after that, Bret didn't want to drop the WWF title to Shawn at Survivor Series 1997. So that must mean... Sweatsock caused the Montreal Screwjob! Great going, Sweatsock. Bret should have known that HBK didn't mean him, there weren't tears in his eyes. |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 10, 2015 18:21:44 GMT -5
I like to imagine that Shawn and Bret would have been best friends had that piece of shit Lothario not been in the ring. Shawn probably meant to get that piece of shit out of the ring, as in Lothario, not Bret. But Bret thought it was directed at him. This caused a rift between Shawn and Bret. And because they had a real life rivalry after that, Bret didn't want to drop the WWF title to Shawn at Survivor Series 1997. So that must mean... Sweatsock caused the Montreal Screwjob! Great going, Sweatsock. By extension that means Jose Lothario ended Bret Hart's career. Damn that sweatsock! Ending the career of the greatest wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots (just ask him). 4/10 and no boners for you, Jose! |
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 10, 2015 18:40:39 GMT -5
10 pages of pure, unadulterated, (possibly) irrational Jose Lothario hate. This is why this site is great.
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Post by jmule on Feb 10, 2015 18:58:20 GMT -5
I like to imagine that Shawn and Bret would have been best friends had that piece of shit Lothario not been in the ring. Shawn probably meant to get that piece of shit out of the ring, as in Lothario, not Bret. But Bret thought it was directed at him. This caused a rift between Shawn and Bret. And because they had a real life rivalry after that, Bret didn't want to drop the WWF title to Shawn at Survivor Series 1997. So that must mean... Sweatsock caused the Montreal Screwjob! Great going, Sweatsock. So Bret was looking to punch out Jose backstage and poor Vince got caught in the crossfire... So Jose is responsible for the unholy creation of Mr McMahon?! |
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Post by somsta on Feb 10, 2015 19:37:42 GMT -5
Here's another thing that damn Jose was responsible for. I think we've established that Shawn was a failure as champion and Nitro kicked Raw's ass solely due to the presence of one Mr. Lothario.
These events led Vince McMahon to turn to the psychotic rambling of a certain magazine editor from New York in an attempt to recover from the damage Lothario caused.
Therefore, it is the indisputable truth that Jose Lothario is single handedly responsible for unleashing Vince Russo and his million poles on to the innocent wrestling fans of the world.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 10, 2015 19:41:51 GMT -5
 I did it for Shawn Michaels. I did it for the People. |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 10, 2015 19:48:02 GMT -5
Look what we did to Jose  {Spoiler}Jose was in the hospital to get his parking validated. |
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