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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 18:53:02 GMT -5
 The Shit Break Kid I'm looking at the heart...now I can't unsee it. |
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Post by willyjakes on May 27, 2015 18:57:36 GMT -5
The man looks like he's never trimmed his nose hairs a day in his life. I'd wait in line to see him at a convention just to drop my pants and say sign my ass you dirty old Sweatsock. Jose would probably do it and then not say sorry when the sharpie accidentally slips into your crack. Then he would quietly slink away into the shadows from whence he came. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 27, 2015 19:02:52 GMT -5
 "So I want to apologize on national TV to Shawn for overflowing his toilet..." |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 27, 2015 19:04:09 GMT -5
Jose gave Pam Anderson Hep C, they didn't had sex, he just looked her on the internet. f*** Sweatsock
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 19:15:39 GMT -5
"Let's buy him scorpions." "Not after last time, remember, he ate all the males & tried to marry the females?" "Anybody have Sid's number still?"  The night Sid hit Jose Lothario with a camera was truly the greatest night in the history of our sport. |
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Post by jmule on May 27, 2015 19:30:55 GMT -5
My god this thread just. Won't. DIE! it just keeps growing like some hideous sci-fi creature!
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Post by Talent Name on May 27, 2015 21:12:51 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won
Championship Wrestling from Florida
NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times)
NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1)
NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1)
NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1)
Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling
NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
L&G Promotions
L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times)
NWA Big Time Wrestling
NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1)
NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times)
NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times)
NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1)
WCCW Television Championship (1 time)
NWA Tri-State
NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time)
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Post by The Spelunker! on May 27, 2015 22:51:51 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won Championship Wrestling from Florida NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times) NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1) NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1) NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1) Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time) L&G Promotions L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA Big Time Wrestling NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1) NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times) NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times) NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1) WCCW Television Championship (1 time) NWA Tri-State NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time) You forgot Most Disgusting Man In The World. |
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on May 28, 2015 1:49:12 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won Championship Wrestling from Florida NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times) NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1) NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1) NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1) Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time) L&G Promotions L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA Big Time Wrestling NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1) NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times) NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times) NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1) WCCW Television Championship (1 time) NWA Tri-State NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time) You forgot Most Disgusting Man In The World. Hes Co Champion with Gypsy Joe |
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Post by nm on May 28, 2015 1:53:26 GMT -5
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 28, 2015 4:40:58 GMT -5
Jose got his revenge on the world years later when he rapped "Shawn Tell Me How My Ass Tastes"
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 28, 2015 5:07:26 GMT -5
My god this thread just. Won't. DIE! it just keeps growing like some hideous sci-fi creature! Just like the Sweatsock himself! |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 28, 2015 8:22:06 GMT -5
Jose Lothario makes Charlie Brown look succesful
I wish that Jose Lothario and Gypsy Joe would wrestle in a c4 match with actual explosives
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Post by jmule on May 28, 2015 13:14:18 GMT -5
This thread has to be stopped! If it gets too big it will spread all over the world and poison the entire human race..
Imagine if everyone's grandfather became possessed by Jose and started hobbling around to sexy boy music while wearing Shawn Michaels jackets and fist pumping to the neighborhood children..the horror..
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 18:02:26 GMT -5
Shawn's just there to translate Jose's BS into jive, turkeys! |
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Post by lionheart21 on May 28, 2015 18:33:45 GMT -5
You know with Father's Day next month I wonder if Jose's children will buy him anything or just leave him in the home They'll buy him a camera, which they'll then proceed to beat him senseless with. |
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Post by edgestar on May 28, 2015 19:35:12 GMT -5
For Father's Day, the Lothario children got their dad a singing telegram. The singer is Sid  |
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Post by Talent Name on May 28, 2015 19:44:30 GMT -5
If you doubt El Dandy you turn into Jose
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Post by Chainsaw on May 28, 2015 19:55:17 GMT -5
Sweatsock is the Ron Bonk of the FAN boards.
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 28, 2015 21:03:09 GMT -5
For Father's day Jose's kids are each gonna give him a pair of semen filled sweatsocks which they wiped their ass with.
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