willyjakes
Don Corleone
Dingleberry Don
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Post by willyjakes on May 28, 2015 22:29:01 GMT -5
It takes Jose Lothario at least seven stabs with the straw to get a Capri Sun pouch open.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 29, 2015 0:19:52 GMT -5
They should bring him back to manage Tyler Breeze. Breeze holding up the selfie stick taking pics with Jose rubbing his shoulders and pumping his fist would make Breeze the face of the company.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on May 29, 2015 0:26:34 GMT -5
26 pages in which we turn Jose Lothario into the worst human being who ever lived. This is why I love this place.
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Post by Paul E. Funk on May 29, 2015 4:32:29 GMT -5
26 pages in and nobody's mentioned Jose's short lived catchphrase he used in the build to his match with Cornette:
"I'm gonna kick you butt like nobody done it before"
He would just work this into his otherwise all Spanish promo I'm assuming under instruction.
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jmule
Don Corleone
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Post by jmule on May 29, 2015 6:23:32 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won Championship Wrestling from Florida NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times) NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1) NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1) NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1) Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time) L&G Promotions L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA Big Time Wrestling NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1) NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times) NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times) NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1) WCCW Television Championship (1 time) NWA Tri-State NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time) And I heard he would pose naked with just the belt on..thats where Shawn got the idea to start doing that.. |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 29, 2015 8:07:05 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won Championship Wrestling from Florida NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times) NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1) NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1) NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1) Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time) L&G Promotions L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA Big Time Wrestling NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1) NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times) NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times) NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1) WCCW Television Championship (1 time) NWA Tri-State NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time) I can just imagine his tag team partners when they find out they are winning the tag team championships with Jose as their partner. Promoter: "We're going to give you a tag team title run." Wrestler: "Sweet, who's my partner?" Promoter: "Jose Lothario." Wrestler: "Oh S***" |
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Post by Citizen Snips on May 29, 2015 8:25:08 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won Championship Wrestling from Florida NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times) NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1) NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1) NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1) Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time) L&G Promotions L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA Big Time Wrestling NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1) NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times) NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times) NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1) WCCW Television Championship (1 time) NWA Tri-State NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time) World's Dumbest Wrestler World's Ugliest Wrestler Stupidest Wrestler in the Universe of All-Time |
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on May 29, 2015 8:31:45 GMT -5
Nah, Sting's still got him beat for the last one.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on May 29, 2015 9:25:11 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won Championship Wrestling from Florida NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times) NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1) NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1) NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1) Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time) L&G Promotions L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA Big Time Wrestling NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1) NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times) NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times) NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1) WCCW Television Championship (1 time) NWA Tri-State NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time) Could be worse....could be modern NWA titles. And what the hell did Wahoo do to be stuck with this abomination of a human being? |
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Post by JTG Fan on May 29, 2015 10:30:23 GMT -5
Jose definitely spends at least an hour and a half in the bathroom each morning, and still reeks of old man stink.
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Post by The Spelunker! on May 29, 2015 11:58:02 GMT -5
Jose definitely spends at least an hour and a half in the bathroom each morning, and still reeks of old man stink. He spends that hour and a half cultivating his musk. Eating two week old buckets of KFC while taking a dump. |
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
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Post by Talent Name on May 29, 2015 16:46:14 GMT -5
When I am having a crappy day and hate my life, I realize I am not Jose and I feel better
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 29, 2015 19:25:06 GMT -5
These are all the titles that Jose has won Championship Wrestling from Florida NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Florida version) (3 times) NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Argentina Apollo (1) and Danny Miller (1) NWA Southern Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (5 times) - with Don Curtis (1), Joe Scarpa (3) and Dory Funk (1) NWA World Tag Team Championship (Florida version) (4 times) – with Wahoo McDaniel (2), Eddie Graham (1) and Sam Steamboat (1) Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship (1 time) L&G Promotions L&G Caribbean Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA Big Time Wrestling NWA American Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Ivan Putski (1), Mil Máscaras (1), El Halcon (3) and Tiger Conway, Jr. (1) NWA Brass Knuckles Championship (Texas version) (3 times) NWA Texas Heavyweight Championship (4 times) NWA Texas Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Mil Máscaras (1), Ivan Putski (1), Alberto Madril (2), Rocky Johnson (1) and Cien Caras (1) WCCW Television Championship (1 time) NWA Tri-State NWA Louisiana Heavyweight Championship (Tri-State vesion) (1 time) I can just imagine his tag team partners when they find out they are winning the tag team championships with Jose as their partner. Promoter: "We're going to give you a tag team title run." Wrestler: "Sweet, who's my partner?" Promoter: "Jose Lothario." Wrestler: "Oh S***" "...can't I just team with Invader 1 instead?" |
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 29, 2015 20:40:32 GMT -5
It was Jose Lothario's idea to make Chris Jericho Doink.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 22:38:39 GMT -5
Look it up: Jose Lothario "won" that first Caribbean title BY FORFEIT!
"Anybody wanna wrestle for the Caribbean title? Very prestigious new belt!"
"No problemo, who do I face?"
"Um...Jose Lothario."
(Wrestler strips naked, catches a plane to New Guinea, is never heard from again.)
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on May 29, 2015 22:52:10 GMT -5
My goodness! This thread has taken on a life of it's own!
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jmule
Don Corleone
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Post by jmule on May 29, 2015 23:15:11 GMT -5
My goodness! This thread has taken on a life of it's own! I'm tellin ya its gonna poison the entire world! Soon enough John Conner will have to send a terminator back in time to destroy Jose before he ever puts on a pair of tights and this thread will never exist! |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 30, 2015 1:09:11 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure he won the NWA Gulf Coast Heavyweight Championship when he was the only one that was able to make it to the arena the day they were going to crown a new champion.
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Post by Stu on May 30, 2015 1:20:28 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is a boring old bitty
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on May 30, 2015 12:23:47 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once offered a prostitute $100 to touch his penis and she offered him $200 to go away.
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