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Post by The Spelunker! on Jun 9, 2015 10:39:23 GMT -5
Legend has it if you watch an entire Jose Lothario match, he will appear in your home, use your toilet and ask to borrow 7 dollars and 42 cents.
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Post by Gecko on Jun 9, 2015 14:43:21 GMT -5
To apologise for not reading the greatness that is this thread before today, I made you all a gift inspired by earlier posts.  |
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 9, 2015 16:52:00 GMT -5
Jose' wife is so fat when she wears a red shirt everyone yells "HEY KOOL-AID!" BOOM! His wife must have low standards. |
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Post by jmule on Jun 9, 2015 18:13:45 GMT -5
To apologise for not reading the greatness that is this thread before today, I made you all a gift inspired by earlier posts. Ok ok that's it, STOP THE THREAD NOW! absolutely NOTHING will top this! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 18:53:46 GMT -5
It can only be topped if we get "Can I Borrow A Feeling" in Spanish.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 9, 2015 21:12:04 GMT -5
To apologise for not reading the greatness that is this thread before today, I made you all a gift inspired by earlier posts. Stop it you're killing me! |
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Post by abjordans on Jun 10, 2015 18:48:02 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is shithead.
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Post by willyjakes on Jun 10, 2015 18:53:11 GMT -5
It can only be topped if we get "Can I Borrow A Feeling" in Spanish. ¿Puedo pedir prestado un sentimiento? ¿Me podría dar una jarra de amor ? Corazones dañando necesitan un poco de curación , Toma mi mano con su guante de amor . |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 19:26:59 GMT -5
To apologise for not reading the greatness that is this thread before today, I made you all a gift inspired by earlier posts.  Big John approves. |
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jun 11, 2015 0:10:55 GMT -5
Jose Lothario was originally slated for the Bastion Booger gimmick, but crowds kept leaving the arenas ill.
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Post by willyjakes on Jun 11, 2015 0:18:50 GMT -5
To apologise for not reading the greatness that is this thread before today, I made you all a gift inspired by earlier posts.  Muy Bueno |
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 11, 2015 2:35:15 GMT -5
Rumor has it, Vince McMahon's idea for the Stinkface came after walking in on Jose in the dressing room, sitting in a chair while wearing underwear.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 13:24:24 GMT -5
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Post by jmule on Jun 11, 2015 14:01:25 GMT -5
Nadia? You mean the horse wasn't named Shawn? |
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 12, 2015 17:41:58 GMT -5
I'm sure he's not 45 either. |
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 12, 2015 17:59:22 GMT -5
Jose tried to get a role in the next Expendables movies Sylvester Stallone said no and gave his part to Hulk Hogan
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Post by Snake Pit on Jun 12, 2015 18:16:33 GMT -5
I was creeping on this thread and had to sign up, no joke. Holy s***. I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time so thanks to everyone that's contributed with their gifs and pics.
One of the first ever WWF events I bought on VHS was Survivor Series '96 and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Jose getting clocked with a camera.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jun 12, 2015 19:21:46 GMT -5
I was creeping on this thread and had to sign up, no joke. Holy s***. I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time so thanks to everyone that's contributed with their gifs and pics. One of the first ever WWF events I bought on VHS was Survivor Series '96 and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Jose getting clocked with a camera. Welcome to FAN. There was pie, but the mods ate it :-P |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 12, 2015 19:48:37 GMT -5
So you find out Jose is your biological father...how do you react?
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Post by jmule on Jun 12, 2015 19:56:13 GMT -5
So you find out Jose is your biological father...how do you react? That's a horrible thing to say! You should be ashamed of yourself. |
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