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Post by Snake Pit on Jun 12, 2015 20:26:45 GMT -5
I was creeping on this thread and had to sign up, no joke. Holy s***. I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time so thanks to everyone that's contributed with their gifs and pics. One of the first ever WWF events I bought on VHS was Survivor Series '96 and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Jose getting clocked with a camera. Welcome to FAN. There was pie, but the mods ate it :-P Thanks. That's okay, I don't blame the Mods. I blame Ol' Sweatsock Lothario. Pie eating mother******! |
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Post by Gecko on Jun 13, 2015 5:09:20 GMT -5
So you find out Jose is your biological father...how do you react? Probably how Luke did in Empire Strikes Back. He found out his father was an evil, corrupted, mass murdering half machine who was feared and hated by everyone. But at least it wasn't Sweatsock. |
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 14, 2015 11:23:44 GMT -5
So you find out Jose is your biological father...how do you react? I would seek psychiatric help because that sort of thing would be very traumatic. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 12:38:58 GMT -5
I was creeping on this thread and had to sign up, no joke. Holy s***. I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time so thanks to everyone that's contributed with their gifs and pics. One of the first ever WWF events I bought on VHS was Survivor Series '96 and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Jose getting clocked with a camera. Welcome, here's your free drink card and complementary t-shirt. Your Malaysian slaves must buy their own. |
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Post by Snake Pit on Jun 14, 2015 13:47:15 GMT -5
I was creeping on this thread and had to sign up, no joke. Holy s***. I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time so thanks to everyone that's contributed with their gifs and pics. One of the first ever WWF events I bought on VHS was Survivor Series '96 and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Jose getting clocked with a camera. Welcome, here's your free drink card and complementary t-shirt. Your Malaysian slaves must buy their own. I'll take the free drink, but I have no affiliation with THAT Christian.  It is my real name and I just couldn't think of anything better to use so I'll stick with it for now. |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jun 16, 2015 12:04:45 GMT -5
Have some respect for San Antonio's favorite son, ol' Sweatsock.
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Post by jmule on Jun 16, 2015 14:17:24 GMT -5
Have some respect for San Antonio's favorite son, ol' Sweatsock. Ya ok, we'll show some respect..SUCK IT! HAHAHAHAHA! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2015 16:32:26 GMT -5
I watched the best of in your house last week and they had a couple of appearances by ol' Sweaty Socks and it is quite funny how he literally contributes nothing to those matches and is barely seen
Even the cameramen didn't want to focus on him ha
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jun 16, 2015 17:06:06 GMT -5
Have no respect for San Antonio's least favorite son, ol' Sweatsock. FTFY |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 16, 2015 17:20:43 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan: So you find out Jose is your biological father...how do you react?  Gorilla: WILL YOU BE SERIOUS?!?!?? |
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jun 21, 2015 3:13:02 GMT -5
So you find out Jose is your biological father...how do you react? You bend over and get powerbombed on a table by Sid. |
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 21, 2015 7:43:24 GMT -5
Jose Lothario asks people for rides, gets wherever he's going, steps out of the car, then only lightly nudges the car door closed, leaving it partially ajar.
Every. Single. Time.
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Post by jmule on Jun 21, 2015 8:21:07 GMT -5
Jose is so clumsy, he tripped over a cordless phone!
BA dum tss!
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Jun 21, 2015 8:31:09 GMT -5
This is probably the thread I read and get the most enjoyment out of which is funny cause the real sweatsock has only brought feelings of disgust and shame
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 21, 2015 8:56:38 GMT -5
Jose Lothario asks people for rides, gets wherever he's going, steps out of the car, then only lightly nudges the car door closed, leaving it partially ajar. Every. Single. Time. You mean somebody is willing to let him in their car? The poor sap that gives him a ride immediately goes to Wal-Mart and cleans out their shelves of air fresheners to hide the stench. In the San Antonio area, if the cashier questions the purchase of a large amount of air fresheners just say "Jose Lothario" and they'll immediately understand. |
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 21, 2015 9:07:54 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once tried to pay his taxi driver in McRib coupons that expired in 2010
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Post by somsta on Jun 21, 2015 9:36:18 GMT -5
Jose Lothario uses a picture of Kevin Dunn as his Facebook profile and under work it says "chillaxin."
The rest is blank since he was asked to leave the library for making the other visitors uncomfortable.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 9:44:46 GMT -5
So you find out Jose is your biological father...how do you react? *Stands down off the apron* Don't wanna be a part of this game. |
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Post by Stu on Jun 21, 2015 10:26:24 GMT -5
I'm keeping tabs on whether this thread or the Havok/Chicken thread reaches page 100 first, or at least has more pages by the end of this month
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 21, 2015 10:32:14 GMT -5
I'm keeping tabs on whether this thread or the Havok/Chicken thread reaches page 100 first, or at least has more pages by the end of this month That's not fair to Jose, everything moves slower for him |
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