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Post by alexwrightspackage on Sept 18, 2015 0:27:35 GMT -5
If the WWE started a Hall of Shame, then Jose should be the only inductee. Fixed some spelling errors there for you.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 18, 2015 20:38:04 GMT -5
If the WWE started a Hall of Shame, then Jose should be a first-ballot inductee. Jose should be inducted every year, with every class "Ladies & Gentlemen, the Hall Of Shame class of 2016! Mantaur! Tiger Ali Singh! Beaver Cleavage! The Gymini! The Dicks! And as always……Jose Lothario" Audience boos & throws glass bottles, rotten tomatoes & rocks at Jose while Tiger Ali Singh & The Dicks just hang & shake their heads at him
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 19, 2015 2:44:44 GMT -5
Jose Lothario has proven to be useful in treating people suffering from depression. Depressed people who talk to their psychiatrist or therapist seem to be cheered up when reminded they are not Jose Lothario.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 19, 2015 17:43:21 GMT -5
Jose would make a fortune if he started a toilet paper company with his face on every sheet because everybody wants to wipe their ass with Jose Lothario.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 19, 2015 18:00:07 GMT -5
El Cucuy checks his closet every night for Jose Lothario
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 19, 2015 18:10:56 GMT -5
BREAKING: Dixie and Jose fell in love, and ran off together to start their own wrestling league
EDIT: Serg seen crying on the sidewalk, as the worst thing that can happen to a man is his wife running off with Jose Lothario
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Post by General Adam on Sept 19, 2015 18:34:46 GMT -5
Jose would make a fortune if he started a toilet paper company with his face on everyU sheet because everybody wants to wipe their ass with Jose Lothario.U Uh...sorry man. I don't want anything associated with Jose Lothario near my ass. In fact when I go to Texas to visit my brother I always ask the manager if Jose Lothario has every used the bathroom in there restaurant and if they say "yes" I set the restaurant on fire. So far it has only been two and oddly enough they have both been a Denny's.
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Post by cactussam on Sept 20, 2015 1:17:05 GMT -5
Jose refuses to be paid in anything other than Nazi gold.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2015 1:47:54 GMT -5
I went to the bathroom at Arbys today and when I looked in the bowl after I had a chuckle to myself, thinking, "heh, that looks like Jose Lothario." The laugh didn't last long, as it happens, it was Jose Lothario. Cautionary tale, this is a thing that he does now.
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Post by Talent Name on Sept 20, 2015 12:42:28 GMT -5
The Big Show cries so much because Jose Lothario owes him money
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Post by Stu on Sept 20, 2015 14:42:22 GMT -5
This entire thread has been going for eight freakin months. It's not because it's a popular thread. It's just that we lock threads after reaching 100 pages and it's taking forever for a Jose Lothario thread to finish up.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2015 16:25:21 GMT -5
If the WWE started a Hall of Shame, then Jose should be a first-ballot inductee. Jose should be inducted every year, with every class "Ladies & Gentlemen, the Hall Of Shame class of 2016! Mantaur! Tiger Ali Singh! Beaver Cleavage! The Gymini! The Dicks! And as always……Jose Lothario" Audience boos & throws glass bottles, rotten tomatoes & rocks at Jose while Tiger Ali Singh & The Dicks just hang & shake their heads at him Jose: Why do I have a boner right now? Ah well, I ain't touching it.
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Post by froggyfrog on Sept 20, 2015 17:15:47 GMT -5
44 page thread shitting on Jose Lothario. you guys are savages
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2015 17:20:58 GMT -5
Jose should visit coma patients, the knowledge of Jose in close proximity would make the patient wake up and beat the shit out of him
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Post by somsta on Sept 20, 2015 22:42:56 GMT -5
Jose should visit coma patients, the knowledge of Jose in close proximity would make the patient wake up and beat the shit out of him Strangely enough, Jose is so boring he was mistook for a coma patient for five months in the 80's. And again in the 90's - live on WWF tv.
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 21, 2015 14:50:23 GMT -5
Jose should visit coma patients, the knowledge of Jose in close proximity would make the patient wake up and beat the shit out of him Strangely enough, Jose is so boring he was mistook for a coma patient for five months in the 80's. And again in the 90's - live on WWF tv. In fact, in his high school yearbook, Jose was voted as "most likely to be mistaken for a coma patient."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 15:00:09 GMT -5
44 page thread shitting on Jose Lothario. you guys are savages Not as much of a savage as Jose of course
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Post by jmule on Sept 21, 2015 16:55:34 GMT -5
What ever happened to the actual camera that hit Jose? Imagine auctioning that thing on eBay? Cha-ching!
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Sept 21, 2015 17:02:45 GMT -5
What ever happened to the actual camera that hit Jose? Imagine auctioning that thing on eBay? Cha-ching! They threw a tickertape parade for it the day after SS96. I consider it the best thing Rudy Giuliani ever did.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 17:12:26 GMT -5
What ever happened to the actual camera that hit Jose? Imagine auctioning that thing on eBay? Cha-ching! They threw a tickertape parade for it the day after SS96. I consider it the best thing Rudy Giuliani ever did. Sid was invited, but he was busy hunting down Lothario family members and power bombing them.
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