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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 21, 2015 17:12:26 GMT -5
What ever happened to the actual camera that hit Jose? Imagine auctioning that thing on eBay? Cha-ching! They threw a tickertape parade for it the day after SS96. I consider it the best thing Rudy Giuliani ever did. Could you imagine if a tickertape parade was done for every blunt object thrown at Jose Lothario? That would cause a tickertape shortage the likes of which have never been seen.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Sept 21, 2015 17:19:47 GMT -5
you guys are mean
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 21, 2015 17:23:19 GMT -5
I was just recently on vacation in Texas and I made the mistake of saying "Jose Lothario" while in the airport. TSA beat the everloving shit out of me and locked me up for making terrorist threats.
When I explained to them that I was saying, "Jose Lothario sucks" they released me, dropped all charges, gave me a video camera, and said, "Happy hunting."
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Post by jmule on Sept 21, 2015 19:50:10 GMT -5
I heard Jose still has the camera imprinted into his chest just like a tattoo
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Post by General Adam on Sept 21, 2015 19:57:58 GMT -5
Are you trying to make us sympathize Jose Lothario?! I feel more sympathy for the possum I accidentally hit this morning with my truck.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 21, 2015 20:43:38 GMT -5
Jose, get the Hell outta here!
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Sept 25, 2015 0:39:49 GMT -5
They threw a tickertape parade for it the day after SS96. I consider it the best thing Rudy Giuliani ever did. Could you imagine if a tickertape parade was done for every blunt object thrown at Jose Lothario? That would cause a tickertape shortage the likes of which have never been seen. In Rod We Trust.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Sept 25, 2015 1:27:04 GMT -5
The polar icecaps melting is just a result of them trying to get further from Lothario.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 25, 2015 5:56:01 GMT -5
What killed zee Dinosaurs?
Jose!
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 25, 2015 6:03:20 GMT -5
What killed zee Dinosaurs? Jose! That giant meteor that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs was simply trying to kill Jose Lothario
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 25, 2015 6:12:10 GMT -5
There is no Dana, only Jose
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Post by nisidhe on Sept 25, 2015 11:28:46 GMT -5
Yeah, we are. Alas, the serious portion of the thread was about 40 pages back.
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Post by willyjakes on Sept 25, 2015 12:28:34 GMT -5
There is no Dana, only Jose Jose Lothario is the long lost Scolari brother
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Sept 25, 2015 16:10:03 GMT -5
Jose's dick makes Rollins feel like a stud...I can't say that with a straight face, Seth is smaller tan Lothario
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 25, 2015 17:23:12 GMT -5
WWF Shopzone Circa 1997
Shopkeeper: Get your Austin 3:16 T-Shirts here... For $25!
2nd Shopkeeper: For sale 'No Way, Jose' T-shirts... Now only a nickle.
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Post by jmule on Sept 25, 2015 23:46:27 GMT -5
Sweatsock is so poor, he asked Jameson for a handout!
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Sept 26, 2015 13:41:27 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2015 15:13:26 GMT -5
What feud? Fighting over the last donut in the break room?
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Post by Stu on Sept 26, 2015 15:21:50 GMT -5
This entire thread has been going for eight freakin months. It's not because it's a popular thread. It's just that we lock threads after reaching 100 pages and it's taking forever for a Jose Lothario thread to finish up. To follow up to my post, it's like the Simpsons episode about bowling when the Holy Rollers kept getting strike after strike before Mr Burns' first attempt even made it to the end of the lane
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 26, 2015 21:15:19 GMT -5
What feud? Fighting over the last donut in the break room? They were feuding over who would be the Gobbeldy Gooker.
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