Sweatsock Jose Lothario getting KO'd by Sid

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Nov 29, 2015 11:27:21 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Nov 29, 2015 5:03:05 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Jose is using windows 95, the thread is still loading.

He hopes to upgrade to Windows ME someday

What's the point?
His AOL dial-up won't be faster with another OS.

[alexwrightspackage]

Nov 30, 2015 10:19:34 GMT -5 Magnus the Magnificent said:

Nov 29, 2015 11:27:21 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

He hopes to upgrade to Windows ME someday

What's the point?
His AOL dial-up won't be faster with another OS.

Pretty sure Jose was the one who encouraged AOL and Time Warner to merge in the first place.

Thanks, Sweatsock.

[No Longer a Produceman]

Dec 3, 2015 16:44:42 GMT -5 alexwrightspackage said:

Nov 30, 2015 10:19:34 GMT -5 Magnus the Magnificent said:

What's the point?
His AOL dial-up won't be faster with another OS.

Pretty sure Jose was the one who encouraged AOL and Time Warner to merge in the first place.

Thanks, Sweatsock.

Jamie Kellner heard a rumor that WCW was gonna put the strap on 'Ol Sweatsock and was so mortified he cancelled Nitro and refused to air any more WCW programming as a public service to America. Thank you, Mr. Kellner. Thank you.

[FHgrad99]

The BB gun scene from Home Alone was based on how most people greet Jose Lothario when he shows up on their doorstep.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Dec 4, 2015 19:47:11 GMT -5 No Longer a Produceman said:

Dec 3, 2015 16:44:42 GMT -5 alexwrightspackage said:

Pretty sure Jose was the one who encouraged AOL and Time Warner to merge in the first place.

Thanks, Sweatsock.

Jamie Kellner heard a rumor that WCW was gonna put the strap on 'Ol Sweatsock and was so mortified he cancelled Nitro and refused to air any more WCW programming as a public service to America. Thank you, Mr. Kellner. Thank you.

Oh that's just a rumor set for by Kellner to make him look good. Hell he used it to justify cancelling Animaniacs too and nobody bought that one either

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

My greatest wish is for some non-wrestling fan to stumble into this thread with no context.

I'm talking about you, Jose Lothario's wife.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

I heard they tried filming a Lothario shoot tape but all the cameras were destroyed when the camera men kept trying to smash them over Jose's head

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Dec 5, 2015 21:49:00 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

My greatest wish is for some non-wrestling fan to stumble into this thread with no context.

I'm talking about you, Jose Lothario's wife.

What are you talking about, most of the facts written here were posted by Jose's wife, I'm sure she's the one that edited his Wikipedia page. Poor thing waking up next to that piece of manure.

[jmule]

Why do people on here keep mentioning sweatsock having a wife?
Is it legal to marry a blowup doll in Mexico?

[Sir Woodrow]

Jose having a wife is like having a girlfriend who lives in Canada

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

I heard that everyone who has posted in this thread is a big jerk just for writing "jose lothario" in any kind of form

[No Longer a Produceman]

Dec 6, 2015 21:23:38 GMT -5 N E O G E O B O Y S said:

I heard that everyone who has posted in this thread is a big jerk just for writing "jose lothario" in any kind of form

This from someone who not only has "Lothario" in his username but also violates the sanctity of every poster by having Sweatsock's visage in their avatar

[FHgrad99]

Dec 6, 2015 14:55:53 GMT -5 jmule said:

Why do people on here keep mentioning sweatsock having a wife?
Is it legal to marry a blowup doll in Mexico?

I guess he didn't have a choice after the burro rejected his advances.

[cactussam]

And he broke his first "wife" which was a pinata.

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

Dec 6, 2015 21:38:15 GMT -5 No Longer a Produceman said:

Dec 6, 2015 21:23:38 GMT -5 N E O G E O B O Y S said:

I heard that everyone who has posted in this thread is a big jerk just for writing "jose lothario" in any kind of form

This from someone who not only has "Lothario" in his username but also violates the sanctity of every poster by having Sweatsock's visage in their avatar

That's why I believe that this rumor is true

[Sir Woodrow]

In the San Antonio area Christmas Pageants children are visited by Santa who tells them to be nice because when you're naughty Santa turns you into Jose Lothario

[No Longer a Produceman]

Jose Lothario is so awful, even the Krampus is scared to approach him

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Dec 7, 2015 22:01:08 GMT -5 No Longer a Produceman said:

Jose Lothario is so awful, even the Krampus is scared to approach him

I heard countries now use the threat of a Jose Lothario coming on Christmas to keep kids in check

[FHgrad99]

He's a permanent resident of Santa's "Naughty List," just because he's Jose Lothario.

[metylerca]

His family took Christmas photos, making sure Jose was completely out of frame. He was there and everything, standing nearby. You can smell his stench just from looking at the photos.