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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 8, 2015 15:26:37 GMT -5
Every year Jose gets a lump of coal for Christmas from his family, he either displays it proudly or eats it
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 8, 2015 15:38:13 GMT -5
Jose had so much of this thread that he is secretively the current head of WWE Creative to extract his revenge on us.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 8, 2015 15:39:18 GMT -5
Every year Jose gets a lump of coal for Christmas from his family, he either displays it proudly or eats it Ahh the Lothario dilemma. Either eat the coal or use it to heat his shitty shack for some warmth. He usually eats it and burns down his house for heat. Everytime he rebuilds it somehow the shack gets shittier |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 8, 2015 16:40:45 GMT -5
Santa avoided the Lothario house after a young Jose kept trying to f*** Rudolph year after year
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 17:22:35 GMT -5
His eyes are blank, yet you can still feel him seeing into your soul. |
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Post by Glitch on Dec 8, 2015 18:08:57 GMT -5
It began with the knitting of the socks.
Three socks for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
But they were all of them deceived. In secret, lothario knitted his own master sock. Into it he poured all his loserness and stenchfilled sweat.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 8, 2015 23:54:45 GMT -5
It began with the knitting of the socks. Three socks for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, But they were all of them deceived. In secret, lothario knitted his own master sock. Into it he poured all his loserness and stenchfilled sweat. No one had the heart, or no one wanted to tell him at all, that what he knitted was a mitten. |
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 9, 2015 10:17:31 GMT -5
He's a permanent resident of Santa's "Naughty List," just because he's Jose Lothario. The list was originally called "Jose Lotharios of the world", but Santa thought that was too cruel to call even the naughtiest of children. Plus, he got sick of reading that turd's name all the time. |
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Post by DjZonk on Dec 9, 2015 14:53:03 GMT -5
We are all going to feel really bad when he passes. Like, really bad.
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Post by theshockmaster on Dec 9, 2015 16:52:12 GMT -5
The saying "No way, Jose" originates from promoters responding to Sweatsock begging for bookings.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 9, 2015 18:58:17 GMT -5
We are all going to feel really bad when he passes. Like, really bad. That's why we're getting our hits in now |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 9, 2015 19:00:32 GMT -5
We are all going to feel really bad when he passes. Like, really bad. That's why we're getting our hits in now God only gives us so long might as well use that time to bash Lothario |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 9, 2015 19:15:45 GMT -5
You know when you're standing in a line and the person behind you can't stop coughing or snorting boogers up their nose because they don't have tissues?
Jose invented that, also loud chewing with your mouth open.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2015 20:28:41 GMT -5
This just in...
Jose Lothario is not dead.
Carry on.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2015 20:41:56 GMT -5
We are all going to feel really bad when he passes. Like, really bad. I'll plant a tree in his honor. |
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 9, 2015 20:46:48 GMT -5
We are all going to feel really bad when he passes. Like, really bad. I'll plant a tree in his honor. I'll smash a camera over his headstone |
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Post by Glitch on Dec 10, 2015 5:47:14 GMT -5
Years ago, Jose told Rob Feistein "don't worry. If there's grass on the field, play ball."
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 10, 2015 6:57:10 GMT -5
I'll plant a tree in his honor. I'll smash a camera over his headstone I'll powerbomb his son on the casket |
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Post by cactussam on Dec 10, 2015 21:57:48 GMT -5
Jose is not allowed within 100 yards of any Mall Santa. He's prone to start fights with the Santas because he's never gotten anything on his list any year he's sent it in. Granted the first year he wrote a letter to Santa he was 42 and his list just included prostitutes, black tar heroin and a taxidermied badger.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 11, 2015 0:48:48 GMT -5
Jose is not allowed within 100 yards of any Mall Santa. He's prone to start fights with the Santas because he's never gotten anything on his list any year he's sent it in. Granted the first year he wrote a letter to Santa he was 42 and his list just included prostitutes, black tar heroin and a taxidermied badger. I'm pretty sure that letter was made public. At the bottom he wrote, 'PS If I can only get one, forget the prostitutes and black tar heroin.' |
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