|
|
Post by theshockmaster on Dec 11, 2015 10:22:22 GMT -5
Sweatsock is the type of guy who doesn't wash his hands after he pees, and then will shake your hand without remorse.
|
|
|
|
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 11, 2015 12:43:38 GMT -5
Sweatsock is the type of guy who doesn't wash his hands after he pees, and then will shake your hand without remorse. Let's be honest, he doesn't wash after a Number 2 either. |
|
|
|
Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 11, 2015 14:23:23 GMT -5
Sweatsock is the type of guy who doesn't wash his hands after he pees, and then will shake your hand without remorse. Let's be honest, he doesn't wash after a Number 2 either. And that's how The Ryback got pink eye. Not by shaking Lothario's hand no one would do that but by actually looking at him in person. |
|
No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,421
|
Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 11, 2015 15:51:12 GMT -5
Sweatsock is the type of guy who doesn't wash his hands after he pees, and then will shake your hand without remorse. Let's be honest, he doesn't wash. Fixed for smelly accuracy |
|
|
|
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 11, 2015 16:07:27 GMT -5
Let's be honest, he doesn't wash. Fixed for smelly accuracy When Shawn yelled for "that piece of shit out my ring", he really did mean Jose and was actually looking out for Bret. Didn't want him to get a whiff. Jose was the origin of the Bret/Shawn feud the whole time. |
|
Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,810 
|
Post by Glitch on Dec 12, 2015 4:58:16 GMT -5
jose's son lost his virginity before he did.
|
|
Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,682
|
Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 12, 2015 5:44:30 GMT -5
Today is the Sweatsock's birthday (shout out to El Pollo Guerrera!) What should we get him, well, other than excessive beatings with cameras, of course? |
|
|
|
Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 12, 2015 9:49:39 GMT -5
Today is the Sweatsock's birthday (shout out to El Pollo Guerrera!) What should we get him, well, other than excessive beatings with cameras, of course? Happy birthday Jose! Now GFY |
|
|
|
Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 12, 2015 13:01:34 GMT -5
Happy birthday, Sweatsock. You have no idea how many laughs you've contributed to my life via this thread.
Well, by thread, I suppose I should write 'biography'.
|
|
No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,421
|
Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 12, 2015 17:36:32 GMT -5
Happy birthday, Sweatsock. You have no idea how many laughs you've contributed to my life via this thread. Well, by thread, I suppose I should write 'biography'. And by biography you mean "tragedy" |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2015 17:39:09 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Jose!
(Camera zooms out to show me filing application for Jose to be striped of his citizenship.)
|
|
Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,810
|
Post by Glitch on Dec 12, 2015 17:52:45 GMT -5
Happy b-day dude!
What do you get the man who has everything?(that he touches get ruined)
|
|
|
|
Post by The Spelunker! on Dec 12, 2015 18:01:37 GMT -5
I'll have you guys know that Jose was never live birthed, but rather hatched from a rotten egg.
|
|
|
|
Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 12, 2015 20:51:35 GMT -5
I think Jose was birthed out of someone's chest like in 'Alien'.
|
|
|
|
Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 14, 2015 17:19:13 GMT -5
I'll have you guys know that Jose was never live birthed, but rather hatched from a rotten egg. He must've been jealous of the egg the Gooker hatched out of, then? |
|
|
|
Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 14, 2015 17:23:15 GMT -5
Cops pull over Jose and tell him to speed up so he can get out of town faster
|
|
|
|
Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 14, 2015 17:37:12 GMT -5
I'll have you guys know that Jose was never live birthed, but rather hatched from a rotten egg. He must've been jealous of the egg the Gooker hatched out of, then? That WAS his house.... |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2015 17:40:57 GMT -5
You know that Sweatsock has stayed at your hotel because the room has a stink that wafts for days and he's raided the bathroom of towels and toiletries.
|
|
FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,082
|
Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 14, 2015 22:21:54 GMT -5
You know that Sweatsock has stayed at your hotel because the room has a stink that wafts for days and he's raided the bathroom of towels and toiletries. The other sign is the amount of people complaining to the front desk about a foul smell. |
|
cactussam
Bubba Ho-Tep
The Greatest United States Champion of All Time! Because this building is apropos!
Posts: 572
|
Post by cactussam on Dec 15, 2015 18:24:44 GMT -5
Jose makes his own advent calendars and gives them to local schools. He's been doing this for almost 50 years. They are filled with dirty needles and used condoms he collects from prostitutes.
|
|
