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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on May 16, 2015 9:39:10 GMT -5
"Ladies, the line forms to the left..." Why would any woman want to have sex with anyone associating with Jose Lothario?
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2015 9:46:31 GMT -5
"Ladies, the line forms to the left..." Why would any woman want to have sex with anyone associating with Jose Lothario? This looks like closing time at some run-down bar I remember being at in Greenville, Mississippi. (And the guys weren't much to look at either, hey-yooooooo!)
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Post by somsta on May 16, 2015 12:10:41 GMT -5
I rewatched the Good Friends Better Enemies match between HBK and Nash yesterday. Every time they showed that old sweat stain at ringside I wanted Sid to come out and bash his head with a camera.
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Post by jmule on May 16, 2015 13:44:43 GMT -5
Did that match between Jose and cornette really happen?? It sounds like something out of the twilight zone..
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on May 16, 2015 14:06:11 GMT -5
Did that match between Jose and cornette really happen?? It sounds like something out of the twilight zone.. It's on Dailymotion. And, even if it wasn't against the rules, I still wouldn't post a link to a Jose Lothario match.
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Post by Talent Name on May 16, 2015 16:24:37 GMT -5
Did that match between Jose and cornette really happen?? It sounds like something out of the twilight zone.. It's on Dailymotion. And, even if it wasn't against the rules, I still wouldn't post a link to a Jose Lothario match. That match was less mobile than a Great Khali match
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Post by chazraps on May 16, 2015 16:44:53 GMT -5
18 page banger.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on May 16, 2015 16:55:23 GMT -5
Which is ironic as 18 is the number of shots a woman would need to make Jose look passable for a pity f***.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2015 20:44:18 GMT -5
"Ladies, the line forms to the left..." He just picked Andre's pocket!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 16, 2015 20:51:05 GMT -5
"Ladies, the line forms to the left..." Why would any woman want to have sex with anyone associating with Jose Lothario? Jose is the ultimate 'slumpbuster'
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Post by jmule on May 16, 2015 21:07:19 GMT -5
Did that match between Jose and cornette really happen?? It sounds like something out of the twilight zone.. It's on Dailymotion. And, even if it wasn't against the rules, I still wouldn't post a link to a Jose Lothario match. Oh my god I just watched it, the fans were hanging from the rafters!..by their nooses...
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Post by CH Punk on May 16, 2015 22:16:10 GMT -5
Just finished going through this amazing thread. Does anyone know if Jose has EVER looked young? Jesus, even the youngest pictures make him look about 38.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 17, 2015 0:13:31 GMT -5
Just finished going through this amazing thread. Does anyone know if Jose has EVER looked young? Jesus, even the youngest pictures make him look about 38. In dog years.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 17, 2015 8:47:27 GMT -5
"Ladies, the line forms to the left..." Why would any woman want to have sex with anyone associating with Jose Lothario? the REAL reason Shawn hated working with him.
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Post by jmule on May 17, 2015 9:18:44 GMT -5
Riddle me this. Is there is anything more pathetic than seeing sweat sock lothario wobble down to the ring to the "sexy boy" theme while wearing a Shawn Michaels jacket?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 17, 2015 9:59:13 GMT -5
I did it for Shawn Michaels. I did it for the People. He looks like he's sweating is ass off in that stylish crushed velvet suit that makes him look like a talking eggplant. See I think he looks like:
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 17, 2015 11:27:43 GMT -5
Riddle me this. Is there is anything more pathetic than seeing sweat sock lothario wobble down to the ring to the "sexy boy" theme while wearing a Shawn Michaels jacket? The knowledge that sold out crowds of unfortunate rubes got conned into paying good money to watch sweat sock lothario (Definitely the correct call on your part in not capitalizing his name. He never earned that honour) wrestle on a regular basis in the 60s and 70s? It's up there for me and it's a good example of why we shouldn't glamourize the old days of the territories too much. Yeah sure, you might get to see the living legend Lou Thesz come to your town to put on a clinic on technical wrestling with your local champ or Abdullah The Butcher or The Sheik brutalize your local favourite in a spectacle you'd never forget but then the next week you could get this geek coming in and stinking the joint out.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 17, 2015 11:51:36 GMT -5
Lol just realized that Eva Marie is being trained by Brian Kendrick, whose trainer HBK was trained by Jose Lothario, she should adopt the nickname Sweatsock as a tribute
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2015 12:13:51 GMT -5
Almost every picture of Jose Lothario in this thread looks like he crunched the numbers, and has learned that he will not be able to pay his mortgage in this lifetime.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on May 17, 2015 12:52:41 GMT -5
Why would any woman want to have sex with anyone associating with Jose Lothario? the REAL reason Shawn hated working with him. That's why his Sexy Boy routine didn't work. The repulsiveness of Jose Lothario was just too much for Shawn to overcome.
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