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Post by Chainsaw on May 17, 2015 14:29:48 GMT -5
Sweatsock looks like what Milhouse would be in real life at 40.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 17, 2015 16:15:36 GMT -5
Almost every picture of Jose Lothario in this thread looks like he crunched the numbers, and has learned that he will not be able to pay his mortgage in this lifetime. All the gambling & hookers will do that
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 17, 2015 17:42:37 GMT -5
According to Cornette Vader was gonna win the belt from HBK then attack Jose setting up a rematch for the Royal Rumble. I think that the reaction from the fans would've probably turn him face so they didn't book it. It was Jose's fault that Vader didn't get a run with the belt, f*** Lothario!
He also didn't add anything to Shawn's gimmick, he looked like HBK's pimp
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Post by Talent Name on May 17, 2015 18:08:09 GMT -5
According to Cornette Vader was gonna win the belt from HBK then attack Jose setting up a rematch for the Royal Rumble. I think that the reaction from the fans would've probably turn him face so they didn't book it. It was Jose's fault that Vader didn't get a run with the belt, f*** Lothario! He also didn't add anything to Shawn's gimmick, he looked like HBK's pimp A disappointed one at that
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Post by Citizen Snips on May 17, 2015 19:22:11 GMT -5
Sweatsock looks like what Milhouse would be in real life at 40. Sweatsock looks like Hans Moleman on a bad day.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 18, 2015 9:46:51 GMT -5
This is both the best and worst thread ever.
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Post by willyjakes on May 18, 2015 10:17:30 GMT -5
Jose Lothario strikes me as the type of guy who would linger around a public restroom creepily longer than expected, staring at himself too long in the mirror, perhaps picking his teeth, and hogging the hand dryer
He's also definitely a "tuck my t-shirt into my dad jeans" kind of bloke
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Post by jmule on May 18, 2015 10:43:28 GMT -5
Jose Lothario strikes me as the type of guy who would linger around a public restroom creepily longer than expected, staring at himself too long in the mirror, perhaps picking his teeth, and hogging the hand dryer He's also definitely a "tuck my t-shirt into my dad jeans" kind of bloke Oh god damn it, I HATE those weirdos! You just made hate Jose even more!
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Post by willyjakes on May 19, 2015 6:58:34 GMT -5
Jose Lothario strikes me as the type of guy who would linger around a public restroom creepily longer than expected, staring at himself too long in the mirror, perhaps picking his teeth, and hogging the hand dryer He's also definitely a "tuck my t-shirt into my dad jeans" kind of bloke Oh god damn it, I HATE those weirdos! You just made hate Jose even more! He's also the kind of guy who would fix his combover by licking the palm of his hand and then matting what's left of it down. I also guarantee that he probably smells his own socks after taking them off following a long day at work at GOYA. He's a self sock sniffer.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 8:19:04 GMT -5
Jose is probably responsible for the Texarkana Moonlight Murders.
Even Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon can mutually agree to hate this man.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 19, 2015 9:08:49 GMT -5
Sweatsock. LMAO
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 19, 2015 9:45:54 GMT -5
See, threads like this is one of the reasons I love this place. We might come from different countries, speak strange languages and have absolutely nothing in common, but we can all agree on our irrational hatred of that disgusting piece of excrement that goes by the name Jose Lothario. Ugh, just typing his filthy name made me feel sick to my stomach.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 9:56:01 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario
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Post by Mozenrath on May 19, 2015 10:07:08 GMT -5
I think the original Todd thread made me question where a life can go wrong less.
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 19, 2015 11:37:32 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario He looks like an older, fatter version of Cheech Marin. Also, I don't buy he's 238 pounds. That number seems conservative to me.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on May 19, 2015 11:50:22 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario He looks like an older, fatter version of Cheech Marin. Also, I don't buy he's 238 pounds. That number seems conservative to me. Hes using the blow away diet.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 14:57:07 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario Hey! That's not fair! My spastic colon has only acted up three... (Loud noise) Four...only four times! Give me another chance guys!
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Post by jmule on May 19, 2015 15:51:50 GMT -5
They should've had sweatsock play big shows daddy, then boss man could feed him pepper then stuff him in a casket and drag him around and around! ?
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on May 19, 2015 16:16:07 GMT -5
HBK: "I accept the Slammy for "Person Who Succeeded The Most With The Least Talent" on Jose's behalf. I'm sure he'd like to thank everyone who voted for him, but he's asleep on his feet, no doubt dreaming off all of the success he's had in his career!" Jose: "If I looked like Shawn, all of those women who turned me down, even after a few six packs, wouldn't have said no then! f*** you, Manuela. f*** you, Josephina. f*** you, Mary. f*** you, Wendi Richter. Definitely, f*** you, Mae Young!"
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 16:35:57 GMT -5
I also guarantee that he probably smells his own socks after taking them off following a long day at work at GOYA. He's a self sock sniffer. If this sack of wilted broccoli has a job, then I'm Donald Trump.
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