Fundertaker
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Post by Fundertaker on May 19, 2015 16:59:52 GMT -5
Almost every picture of Jose Lothario in this thread looks like he crunched the numbers, and has learned that he will not be able to pay his mortgage in this lifetime. The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for him. They also spell "Sid is going to hit you with a camera".
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 19, 2015 17:00:01 GMT -5
I like to think Jose tried to attempt a Red Wedding scenario on Hunter & Stephanie's big day.
Everybody is having a good time at the reception when the head waiter who is Jose's son in disguise pulls a knife out. "Jose Lothario sends his regards……whoa oh oh YEEOW!"
*He trips over a shrimp cocktail on the floor & somersaults out an open window. Everybody goes back to the ceremony*
"Now the best man, Kevin Nash would like to say a few words"
*Kev clears his throat & puts on his glasses*
"Mawwiage…"
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Post by edgestar on May 19, 2015 17:43:49 GMT -5
They should've had sweatsock play big shows daddy, then boss man could feed him pepper then stuff him in a casket and drag him around and around! ? But they wanted Show to try to get the casket away from Bossman. *Scenario if Jose was the dad* Commentary: Bossman just took Big Show's dad's casket! Truly heinous! Show: Who wants chicken wings? *Show and mourners race out of the cemetery*
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willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on May 19, 2015 17:48:01 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario Back in the 80's you had to send in about 10,500 Marlboro coupons to get the jacket that he's wearing in this picture
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 19, 2015 18:04:06 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario Back in the 80's you had to send in about 10,500 Marlboro coupons to get the jacket that he's wearing in this picture He's a Marlboro Millionaire!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 19, 2015 18:25:13 GMT -5
I love this thread, just went to the bathroom and took a Lothario
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Post by Citizen Snips on May 19, 2015 18:29:22 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario It's somewhat hard to tell from a still photo, but the guy in the blue shirt with his arm raised is yelling "Go to Hell, Sweatsock!"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 19, 2015 18:29:59 GMT -5
You can't tell me he doesn't look like Slithe from Thundercats:
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 18:37:33 GMT -5
Jose "Frump" Lothario Alberto really let himself go.
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jmule
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Post by jmule on May 19, 2015 18:53:05 GMT -5
Can someone tell me how I can find this promo clip?
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Post by Talent Name on May 19, 2015 18:55:44 GMT -5
You can't tell me he doesn't look like Slithe from Thundercats: But Slithe actually had good ideas though
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Post by willyjakes on May 19, 2015 19:20:33 GMT -5
Jose Lothario actually owns Waterworld on VHS, DVD, and Blu Ray. He's that kind of guy.
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Post by jmule on May 19, 2015 19:24:15 GMT -5
Jose Lothario actually owns Waterworld on VHS, DVD, and Blu Ray. He's that kind of guy. Are you sayin he'd sellout Shawn for a bucket of dirt?
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Post by jmule on May 19, 2015 19:27:02 GMT -5
I just watched a match with Shawn introducing Jose..it really sounds like they're calling him SUPERSUCK! LOL!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 19, 2015 19:27:33 GMT -5
Jose Lothario actually owns Waterworld on VHS, DVD, and Blu Ray. He's that kind of guy. Are you sayin he'd sellout Shawn for a bucket of dirt? He'd sell anyone for a pack of smokes. That's how he got the jacket.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 19, 2015 19:33:48 GMT -5
Jose Lothario actually owns Waterworld on VHS, DVD, and Blu Ray. He's that kind of guy. So he's like me with Predator 2?
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Post by Talent Name on May 19, 2015 19:36:35 GMT -5
If Jose had access to the internet this is what he would think about us
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 19:38:39 GMT -5
Jose Lothario actually owns Waterworld on VHS, DVD, and Blu Ray. He's that kind of guy. Most second hand shops refuse to sell him the laserdisc version.
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Post by edgestar on May 19, 2015 19:40:18 GMT -5
They should do an Old School Raw next year, to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Sweatsock. HBK comes out looking like a kid that's been told no more ice cream, and grudgingly introduces Jose Jose comes out, to the sound of crickets leaving the arena Sid's music hits. He heard Jose was parked in space 22
~ENTERTAINMENT~
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Post by jmule on May 19, 2015 19:52:14 GMT -5
WWE should reenact all their most violent moments using Jose..
Piper smashes a coconut over joses head. Jake the snake slams the casket on joses hand and pummels him with a chair. Jose gets thrown through the barbershop window..
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