willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on May 19, 2015 19:53:34 GMT -5
I guarantee you that if you look in Jose Lothario's wallet you will find at least 2 Blockbuster cards
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 20:04:55 GMT -5
You know Jose has read this thread...from the libraries computer room. In-which he spends all day there because he's too cheap to pay for internet.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 19, 2015 20:15:14 GMT -5
Things that have happened since Jose was born in 1934: -WWII -JFK, RFK, and MLK assassinated -Jim Jones -Vietnam War -9/11 Coincidence? ? "Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its' number is Six hundred and sixty six."J= 10 letter of the alphabet. Jose is four letters. 10-4=6 666!!!!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 19, 2015 20:57:51 GMT -5
Jose gets thrown through the barbershop window.. I don't think Jose has the hops to dive through the barbershop window.
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Post by jmule on May 19, 2015 21:30:16 GMT -5
Jose gets thrown through the barbershop window.. I don't think Jose has the hops to dive through the barbershop window. Yeah, you're probably right..those wooden legs of his!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 20, 2015 0:29:20 GMT -5
We should start a gofundme so that Jose returns to wrestling. I want to see him enter the John Cena US invitational, it would get Cena a lot of cheers, hell everyone would throw batteries when they see Sweatsock entering the ring, and I mean car batteries.
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willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on May 20, 2015 1:40:42 GMT -5
Guess who rooted for the Soviet Union during the Miracle on Ice?
Jose Lothario
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 20, 2015 5:11:56 GMT -5
Guess who rooted for the Soviet Union during the Miracle on Ice? Jose Lothario So you're saying the Soviets threw the game because they wanted to disappoint Sweatsock?
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Post by jmule on May 20, 2015 6:37:40 GMT -5
We should start a gofundme so that Jose returns to wrestling. I want to see him enter the John Cena US invitational, it would get Cena a lot of cheers, hell everyone would throw batteries when they see Sweatsock entering the ring, and I mean car batteries. Or cameras...
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 20, 2015 8:20:16 GMT -5
They should do a long-awaited return match on Raw between Sweatsock and Tonga John.
Why?
Because the fans want to see it, that's why!
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Post by Talent Name on May 20, 2015 9:57:26 GMT -5
If Jose had a yardsale would he sell those ugly sweaters and if so would anyone actually want to buy one
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 10:07:00 GMT -5
If Jose had a yardsale would he sell those ugly sweaters and if so would anyone actually want to buy one All I know is I would round my boys up to go there and throw his shit around for a while.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on May 20, 2015 10:07:33 GMT -5
Jose Lothario: The Anti-Chuck Norris
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Post by edgestar on May 20, 2015 11:50:45 GMT -5
We should start a gofundme so that Jose returns to wrestling. I want to see him enter the John Cena US invitational, it would get Cena a lot of cheers, hell everyone would throw batteries when they see Sweatsock entering the ring, and I mean car batteries. Cole: For the first time in YEARS, John Cena is not being booed! JBL: Can you believe it, Maggle? Cole: the most controversial wrestler is in the ring right now. With John Cena.
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 20, 2015 12:39:39 GMT -5
Thinking back to earlier in the thread about Sid power bombing Jose Lothario's son. That means somebody had sex with that which means one of these things.
1. He really lives the "Lothario" gimmick.
2. She was extremely drunk.
3. Her standards are really low.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 12:58:55 GMT -5
Jose comes out, to the sound of crickets leaving the arena Wow, not even crickets in the arena, but crickets bailing on the arena. That's cruelly specific.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 13:11:55 GMT -5
This thread makes a lot of claims about the guy, but it turns out that Jose was actually quite the family man. Just another day in the Lothario household.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 20, 2015 13:37:33 GMT -5
'El Grand' I'll bet none of his girlfriends ever called him that. Probably 'El Mouse Wiener'
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Post by Talent Name on May 20, 2015 14:07:28 GMT -5
'El Grand' I'll bet none of his girlfriends ever called him that. Probably 'El Mouse Wiener' Seth Rollins mocks his wiener size
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 20, 2015 14:25:02 GMT -5
'El Grand' I'll bet none of his girlfriends ever called him that. Probably 'El Mouse Wiener' Seth Rollins mocks his wiener size Why is he doing the Bushwhackers walk?
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