Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 14:32:18 GMT -5
Lol this thread has become a good zombie movie.
|
|
Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 63,747
|
Post by Talent Name on May 20, 2015 14:41:52 GMT -5
Lol this thread has become a good zombie movie. At this point Jose's career is a zombie
|
|
willyjakes
Don Corleone
Dingleberry Don
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 1,646
|
Post by willyjakes on May 20, 2015 15:03:22 GMT -5
Jose Lothario swims with his shirt on, and purposely doesn't tweeze the hair growing out of his facial mole in order to frighten bystanders.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 15:04:13 GMT -5
Jose actually has a statue in San Antonio. Here is an reenactment of the reveal: vimeo.com/72381720
|
|
|
Post by Prince Petty on May 20, 2015 15:05:34 GMT -5
Thinking back to earlier in the thread about Sid power bombing Jose Lothario's son. That means somebody had sex with that which means one of these things. 1. He really lives the "Lothario" gimmick. 2. She was extremely drunk. 3. Her standards are really low. Nah, I'm pretty sure that kid was adopted illegally from El Salvador or somewhere. No way Jose Lothario ever had sex with a real woman. I mean look at him, he's a human sack of mouldy potatoes.
|
|
Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
|
Post by Chainsaw on May 20, 2015 16:24:19 GMT -5
Jose actually has a statue in San Antonio. Here is an reenactment of the reveal: vimeo.com/72381720
|
|
jmule
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,274
|
Post by jmule on May 20, 2015 16:52:47 GMT -5
I just tried to look up sweatsocks win/loss record, IWD says he only had 11 matches? That's like 1 per decade...no wonder he's so outta shape!
|
|
|
Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 20, 2015 16:56:33 GMT -5
'El Grand' I'll bet none of his girlfriends ever called him that. Probably 'El Mouse Wiener' Seth Rollins mocks his wiener size f*** if even Seth Rollins has a bigger dick than you, then you failed at life, poor Sweatsock. Kinda off topic but they should start asking on youshoot "How small is Seth Rollins's dick?" I think Kaitlyn's dick is even bigger.
|
|
|
Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 20, 2015 17:07:52 GMT -5
We should start a gofundme so that Jose returns to wrestling. I want to see him enter the John Cena US invitational, it would get Cena a lot of cheers, hell everyone would throw batteries when they see Sweatsock entering the ring, and I mean car batteries. They must have thousands of those old instant cameras that are useless now that everyone has smart phones. They could give them away for free to patrons so they can have the thrill of throwing a camera at Jose.
|
|
jmule
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,274
|
Post by jmule on May 20, 2015 17:37:05 GMT -5
Is Jose still alive? Must be some Mexican black magic keeping him goin at this rate...
|
|
Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 63,747
|
Post by Talent Name on May 20, 2015 21:30:53 GMT -5
Is Jose still alive? Must be some Mexican black magic keeping him goin at this rate... Jose practices Santaria
|
|
Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
|
Post by Hawk Hart on May 21, 2015 11:09:35 GMT -5
Shitsock couldn't be HBK's pimp because no one is gay for Moleman.
|
|
|
Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 21, 2015 22:54:30 GMT -5
Sweatsock is gonna be inducted to the hall of fame...the TNA hall of fame
|
|
Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
Posts: 4,083
|
Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 22, 2015 0:47:14 GMT -5
Is Jose still alive? Must be some Mexican black magic keeping him goin at this rate... Jose practices Santaria He's got a crystal ball? I doubt he made a million dollars but what he did make, he spent it all.
|
|
willyjakes
Don Corleone
Dingleberry Don
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 1,646
|
Post by willyjakes on May 23, 2015 1:36:23 GMT -5
Jose Lothario was for the most part unmoved by Walder Freys actions during the Red Wedding
|
|
|
Post by G✇JI☈A on May 23, 2015 6:29:47 GMT -5
This thread makes me think Jose is like Jerry/Garry/Larry dammit his name is Gerry from Parks & Rec.
Has he ever suggested that HBK's name bar be in Comic Sans cause it's a fun text.
Err, Jose is the worst.
|
|
|
Post by Hulk With A Mustache on May 23, 2015 13:38:27 GMT -5
Jose actually has a statue in San Antonio. Here is an reenactment of the reveal: vimeo.com/72381720So appropriate since Jose Lothario is the Jimmy Carter of wrestlers.
|
|
Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
|
Post by Chainsaw on May 23, 2015 13:54:08 GMT -5
So appropriate since Jose Lothario is the Jimmy Carter of wrestlers. Are you kidding?! He's barely John Tyler!
|
|
|
Post by Hulk With A Mustache on May 23, 2015 13:55:49 GMT -5
So appropriate since Jose Lothario is the Jimmy Carter of wrestlers. Are you kidding?! He's barely John Tyler! But, he is History's Greatest Monster.
|
|
Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 63,747
|
Post by Talent Name on May 23, 2015 14:29:05 GMT -5
You know Jose Lothario is getting just about the same attention as TNA closing is
|
|