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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on May 23, 2015 16:45:30 GMT -5
You know Jose Lothario is getting just about the same attention as TNA closing is A dumpster fire is a dumpster fire by any name.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 23, 2015 17:48:31 GMT -5
So appropriate since Jose Lothario is the Jimmy Carter of wrestlers. At least Jimmy builds affordable homes for the poor, Jose probably drives around drunk at night in housing estates crashing into people's homes
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 23, 2015 19:19:37 GMT -5
So appropriate since Jose Lothario is the Jimmy Carter of wrestlers. At least Jimmy builds affordable homes for the poor, Jose probably drives around drunk at night in housing estates crashing into people's homes He and Kurt Angle hang out, Jose complains about how he used to be somebody while Kurt Angle moonsaults off of those houses.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 19:47:38 GMT -5
Jose is such a horrible person that even the Carter's refuse to sell TNA to him.
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Post by Talent Name on May 23, 2015 19:51:42 GMT -5
Jose is such a horrible person that even the Carter's refuse to sell TNA to him. Even if they wanted to sell to Jose he can't afford it, he has outstanding library fines to pay off first
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 23, 2015 19:54:44 GMT -5
Jose is such a horrible person that even the Carter's refuse to sell TNA to him. Even if they wanted to sell to Jose he can't afford it, he has outstanding library fines to pay off first He checked out 14 copies of Everybody Poops and decided he'd just keep them. A true sourge of humanity.
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Post by Talent Name on May 23, 2015 19:59:58 GMT -5
Even if they wanted to sell to Jose he can't afford it, he has outstanding library fines to pay off first He checked out 14 copies of Everybody Poops and decided he'd just keep them. A true sourge of humanity. He also has HBK's bio, HBK's dvd's out as well the man owes a few thousand in not only library fines but collection agency fines
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 23, 2015 20:09:33 GMT -5
Jose is gonna star on the Sunny promo under his porn name "El Grande Shitcock"
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Post by Talent Name on May 23, 2015 20:28:07 GMT -5
The only positive highlight is Jose's lengthy life is that helped found the Texas Wrestling Academy
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on May 23, 2015 20:37:03 GMT -5
The only positive highlight is Jose's lengthy life is that helped found the Texas Wrestling Academy Jose thinks that Daniel Bryan are the names of the two kids that egg his house once a week.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 20:43:12 GMT -5
If you turn out the lights at midnight and chant "Lo-thario. Lo-thario. Lo-thario." while looking in your mirror Jose Lothario appears and kills your boner
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 23, 2015 23:25:11 GMT -5
Even if they wanted to sell to Jose he can't afford it, he has outstanding library fines to pay off first He checked out 14 copies of Everybody Poops and decided he'd just keep them. A true sourge of humanity. He reads through it and thinks "Pfft, not everybody"
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2015 8:20:05 GMT -5
Shawn: We have a saying in this country; Love It Or Leave It! Jose: The best thing I'll ever do is Lovin' Leavin' It! Shawn: Security! Get this piece of shit outta my dressing room!
(In the meantime, Bret Hart is in an adjoining dressing room, eavesdropping and getting ideas for his eventual confrontation with Shawn.)
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Post by Talent Name on May 24, 2015 13:33:23 GMT -5
If you turn out the lights at midnight and chant "Lo-thario. Lo-thario. Lo-thario." while looking in your mirror Jose Lothario appears and kills your boner Then gets knocked out by a camera
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 25, 2015 0:53:43 GMT -5
I wonder who's more hated on FAN? Hornswoggle or Sweatsock? In my opinion Sweatsock takes it, hornswoggle felt short this time.
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on May 25, 2015 2:13:46 GMT -5
Does anyone know if old "Boner in Sweatpants" Lothario had an alibi around the time the Benoit family was killed?
Bombshell tonight!
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on May 25, 2015 2:24:49 GMT -5
If Jose had access to the internet this is what he would think about us Gassed
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 25, 2015 4:49:07 GMT -5
I wonder who's more hated on FAN? Hornswoggle or Sweatsock? In my opinion Sweatsock takes it, hornswoggle felt short this time. Sweatsock and it's not even close. Hornswoggle was part of WeeLC, Jose was never part of anything that was that fun and designed to be that fun.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on May 25, 2015 7:52:55 GMT -5
This is Terry Funk opinion about Jose Lothario, he has other opinions but those are irrelevants to this discussion Also, Jose Lothario was the biggest star of the 70's in Corpus Christi, this could explain lots of things
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 25, 2015 7:57:01 GMT -5
This is Terry Funk opinion about Jose Lothario, he has other opinions but those are irrelevants to this discussion Also, Jose Lothario was the biggest star of the 70's in Corpus Christi, this could explain lots of things One of those things it explains is that the 70's must have been a horrible decade for Corpus Christi, if Jose Lothario was it's biggest star.
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