Fundertaker
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Post by Fundertaker on May 30, 2015 13:28:45 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once offered a prostitute $100 to touch his penis and she offered him $200 to go away. And then her pimp came by and hit Jose with a camera.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on May 30, 2015 13:28:49 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once offered a prostitute $100 to touch his penis and she offered him $200 to go away. LIES AND SLANDER! Sweatsock has never had more than 48 dollars in his wallet at any point in his life If there was a DISLIKE button I'd press it twice on this reply
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on May 30, 2015 13:31:19 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once offered a prostitute $100 to touch his penis and she offered him $200 to go away. LIES AND SLANDER! Sweatsock has never had more than 48 dollars in his wallet at any point in his life If there was a DISLIKE button I'd press it twice on this reply I said he offered it, not that he had it. Jose probably would've run away after the encounter so he didn't have to pay her anything.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 30, 2015 13:46:28 GMT -5
I hear Jose 'makes it rain' at the strip club using Monopoly money
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 30, 2015 13:48:34 GMT -5
I hear Jose 'makes it rain' at the strip club using Monopoly money Even then, it's still only the 1's with both Get out of Jail Free cards mixed in.
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Ozymandius
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Post by Talent Name on May 30, 2015 13:54:43 GMT -5
I hear Jose 'makes it rain' at the strip club using Monopoly money Even then, it's still only the 1's with both Get out of Jail Free cards mixed in. Jose's business card actually is a community chest card
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on May 30, 2015 14:26:54 GMT -5
Virgil once turned down a check from Sweatsock. {Spoiler}No he didn't. {Spoiler}The check bounced.
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jmule
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Post by jmule on May 30, 2015 16:19:59 GMT -5
LIES AND SLANDER! Sweatsock has never had more than 48 dollars in his wallet at any point in his life If there was a DISLIKE button I'd press it twice on this reply I said he offered it, not that he had it. Jose probably would've run away after the encounter so he didn't have to pay her anything. You mean WOBBLE away?
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willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on May 30, 2015 16:46:06 GMT -5
Somebody needs to make this picture into a "can I borrow a feeling" cassette case.
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Ozymandius
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Post by Talent Name on May 30, 2015 22:03:42 GMT -5
That is the face of a man who has too many regrets to count
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 30, 2015 23:16:01 GMT -5
I don't think Jose Lothario owns any clothing made after 1980.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2015 1:14:28 GMT -5
That is the face of a man who has too many regrets to count In his adolescence, Shawn Michaels was watching this on TV when his Mother suggested "maybe one day you'll be a wrestler like him" to which he replied "shut the f*** up, Mom." There's something about his tie here. It looks like it's made of plastic.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2015 2:15:57 GMT -5
That is the face of a man who has too many regrets to count In his adolescence, Shawn Michaels was watching this on TV when his Mother suggested "maybe one day you'll be a wrestler like him" to which he replied "shut the f*** up, Mom." There's something about his tie here. It looks like it's made of plastic. It looks like it's painted onto his shirt.
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on May 31, 2015 2:34:10 GMT -5
I heard in San Antonio movie theaters they sell popcorn in 5 sizes. Extra Large, Large, Medium, Small, and Jose Lothario's penis
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 31, 2015 3:32:01 GMT -5
His socks are at Sweat Level Orange.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 31, 2015 4:08:03 GMT -5
Sweatsock must be the lamest nickname.. Lamest until 'The One Man Fence' Bam Neely exploded onto the scene.
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Post by HMARK Center on May 31, 2015 8:30:43 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is the guy standing behind you at the ATM, whistling through his nose as he breathes and making moist sounds with his mouth.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2015 8:59:11 GMT -5
He voted for Hubert Humphrey.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2015 9:12:37 GMT -5
He voted for Hubert Humphrey. And was Bobby Kennedy's security detail
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on May 31, 2015 9:29:28 GMT -5
This thread is officially longer than the years Jose was relevant in.
Then again, he was never relevant.
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