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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 31, 2015 9:32:39 GMT -5
I heard in San Antonio movie theaters they sell popcorn in 5 sizes. Extra Large, Large, Medium, Small, and Jose Lothario's penisIt's a single popcorn kernel.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2015 9:47:33 GMT -5
This thread contains the nicest things ever said about Jose. I imagine the nursing home people probably burn him with lit cigarettes.
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Post by jmule on May 31, 2015 10:07:00 GMT -5
This thread contains the nicest things ever said about Jose. I imagine the nursing home people probably burn him with lit cigarettes. Well how else are they going to check his vital signs?
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Post by Talent Name on May 31, 2015 10:13:33 GMT -5
This thread contains the nicest things ever said about Jose. I imagine the nursing home people probably burn him with lit cigarettes. Well how else are they going to check his vital signs? Show him pictures of Shawn
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 31, 2015 10:58:30 GMT -5
I can just picture the conversation where they suggested bringing in Jose Lothario to be Shawn Michaels' trainer:
Vince: "Since we're putting the title on you at WrestleMania, we're going to be doing something to make you look more human."
Shawn Michaels: "What do you have in mind?"
Vince: "We've decided bring in a former wrestler from Texas to act as your trainer."
Michaels: "Who are you bringing in? Dusty Rhodes? One of the Funks?"
Vince: "No, it's not them."
Michaels: "If it's not them, who is it?"
Vince: "Jose Lothario"
Michaels: "Jose Lothario? Of all the people you could put me with you picked the sweatiest man in Texas. Why?"
Vince: "Since WCW is beating us in the ratings, we had to watch our costs. Besides, Jose is the only guy who was willing to be paid in bologna."
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on May 31, 2015 13:51:43 GMT -5
WWE network needs to do a Jose and Gypsy Joe special where it is nothing but their old matches with dubbing of other wrestlers mocking it. It can be the Gypsy and Sweatsock Comedy Hour.
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 31, 2015 13:58:13 GMT -5
If Jose had been windmilling his dick instead of Mike Tenay maybe next week TNA would still be around.
No it wouldn't.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2015 15:25:08 GMT -5
WWE network needs to do a Jose and Gypsy Joe special where it is nothing but their old matches with dubbing of other wrestlers mocking it. It can be the Gypsy and Sweatsock Comedy Hour. Puppet H or we riot.
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Post by Talent Name on May 31, 2015 15:33:27 GMT -5
WWE network needs to do a Jose and Gypsy Joe special where it is nothing but their old matches with dubbing of other wrestlers mocking it. It can be the Gypsy and Sweatsock Comedy Hour. If you get a third you can have the Male Golden Girls, but unlike the actual Golden Girls no one will care about those three
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2015 15:39:27 GMT -5
WWE network needs to do a Jose and Gypsy Joe special where it is nothing but their old matches with dubbing of other wrestlers mocking it. It can be the Gypsy and Sweatsock Comedy Hour. If you get a third you can have the Male Golden Girls, but unlike the actual Golden Girls no one will care about those three "Hollywood" John Tatum.
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Post by Lancers on May 31, 2015 15:59:17 GMT -5
Somebody needs to make this picture into a "can I borrow a feeling" cassette case. Meh, it's not necessary. Or is it? Figures they couldn't even center his head on the cover photo.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2015 1:58:07 GMT -5
According to his Wiki, his nickname is actually Supersock
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 1, 2015 2:12:57 GMT -5
According to his Wiki, his nickname is actually Supersock Sweatsock also spends a lot of time on Wiki changing the nicknames on his page. He has an overinflated sense of self worth due to being the guy who deletes Brimstone's legendary page over and over.
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Post by jmule on Jun 1, 2015 5:45:33 GMT -5
According to his Wiki, his nickname is actually Supersock According to me his nickname is actually supersuck!
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jun 1, 2015 6:02:47 GMT -5
According to his Wiki, his nickname is actually Supersock Sweatsock also spends a lot of time on Wiki changing the nicknames on his page. He has an overinflated sense of self worth due to being the guy who deletes Brimstone's legendary page over and over. He's been banned more than once, but he's come back with different names like MegaSock and Sockman5428. He always gets caught after a day, of course.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 1, 2015 6:34:22 GMT -5
Any thing with Sock is a bad nickname..
It's a thing that people jerk off into.
Ewe, oh... I'm so sorry... Mental images.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jun 1, 2015 13:58:06 GMT -5
Sweatsock hates toilets. He only defecates in wells.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 1, 2015 17:22:59 GMT -5
According to his Wiki, his nickname is actually Supersock
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 1, 2015 17:29:18 GMT -5
WWE network needs to do a Jose and Gypsy Joe special where it is nothing but their old matches with dubbing of other wrestlers mocking it. It can be the Gypsy and Sweatsock Comedy Hour. Mick Foley: "I honestly don't see what the fuss is about. Maybe it's all the Al Snow matches I had to watch throughout my career but this really isn't that bad."
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 1, 2015 19:17:29 GMT -5
Tyson Kidd would rather watch a Giant Gonzalez match than watch seven Jose Lothario matches
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