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Post by General Adam on Jun 1, 2015 20:06:01 GMT -5
Jose Lothario was almost on the Gong Show, but before he can even sing his rendition of "Do the Clam" Jamie Farr banged the gong and threw the mallet at him. Then during the commercial break Jamie Farr, Arte Johnson, and Gene Gene the Dancing Machine beat the crap out of him.
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Post by willyjakes on Jun 1, 2015 20:10:43 GMT -5
Grover Cleveland spanked Jose Lothario on two non consecutive occasions.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2015 20:54:02 GMT -5
That cassette is even more hilarious than imaginable!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 1, 2015 20:57:29 GMT -5
Jose Lothario breastfeeds Jon Madden
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 1, 2015 20:58:46 GMT -5
Jose Lothario breastfeeds Jon Madden By force
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 1, 2015 21:03:58 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is a close personal friend of Jose Gonzalez aka Invader #1
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Jun 1, 2015 21:05:49 GMT -5
Jose Lothario breastfeeds Jon Madden By force using Mark Madden's breasts
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jun 2, 2015 0:43:14 GMT -5
The mayor on San Antonio presented sweat sock with an award for helping to clean up the city
(The ceremony took place at Jose's new trailer park in Houston)
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 2, 2015 2:30:53 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels checks his attic every night before he goes to bed to make sure Jose Lothario didn't break in to live there.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 2, 2015 2:39:08 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels checks his attic every night before he goes to bed to make sure Jose Lothario didn't break in to live there. So does Mrs Lothario
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 8:59:01 GMT -5
When no one was looking, Jose Lothario took forty cakes.
He took 40 cakes.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
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Post by jmule on Jun 2, 2015 10:21:07 GMT -5
Man some of these jokes are really getting lame..not as lame as Jose but still...
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Post by willyjakes on Jun 2, 2015 14:29:48 GMT -5
A close confidant described the Michaels-Lothario relationship as the closest thing to a modern day Reek-Ramsay.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jun 2, 2015 18:52:21 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is a close personal friend of Jose Gonzalez aka Invader #1 That's a damn lie. Everyone knows Sweatsock has no friends.
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Post by nm on Jun 2, 2015 18:59:26 GMT -5
Every time I look at the forum index this is the latest updated thread on the Wrest board
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Post by fw91 on Jun 2, 2015 19:36:47 GMT -5
Even Jeffrey Dahamer didn't want to be friends with Lothario. Jose's stench made him unappetizing
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jun 2, 2015 20:30:34 GMT -5
ODB's butt stank because Jose Lothario's head was up it.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 2, 2015 21:32:59 GMT -5
Jose Lothario sits on people's couches, leans over, and leaves fingerprint smudges all over their glass coffee tables.
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Post by fw91 on Jun 2, 2015 22:13:14 GMT -5
Now a written quote found in a teenage girl's diary on Jose.
"“In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery, and death. I see the world gradually being turned into a wilderness, I hear the ever approaching thunder, which will destroy us too, I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens, I think that it will all come right, that this cruelty too will end, and that peace and tranquility will return again..... Once Jose Lothario perishes."- Anne Frank
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 8:07:41 GMT -5
Looking back, I'm sorry for my comment on the last page.
.........I meant to say "as much as cinco ochos."
Again, my deepest apologies.
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