Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 5, 2015 21:50:20 GMT -5
Not entirely true, establishments all through out Texas have Jose's picture hanging up in them. It's on a wall that says "Do not take checks from this man, CASH ONLY!" But still that's gotta count for something And they STILL want two forms of ID. Most places he goes to don't even allow him in. The manager will be like, "Hey buddy, I don't know what you're trying to prove here but this is a family establishment and we'd appreciate it if you leave before we have to get the police involved."
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 5, 2015 23:09:28 GMT -5
Sweatsock makes Virgil feel good about himself The main difference between Jose and Virgil is that Virgil wants you to pay him $20 for his autograph, while Jose will give you $20 (if he has it) if you let him sign a picture for you.
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No Longer a Produceman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jun 6, 2015 0:20:16 GMT -5
Sweatsock makes Virgil feel good about himself The main difference between Jose and Virgil is that Virgil wants you to pay him $20 for his autograph, while Jose will give you $20 (if he has it) if you let him sign a picture for you. And Jose has to "borrow" your pen, which he doesn't give back. Then he runs off without paying the $20. He used to run that scam with photos but he was getting hit by too many cameras so he had to stop. Sent from my SGH-T399N using proboards
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 6, 2015 0:50:03 GMT -5
Ever not receive a Netflix disc in the mail..
Jose.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jun 6, 2015 1:00:25 GMT -5
Hey Jose... Pull my finger.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jun 6, 2015 2:11:03 GMT -5
Ever not receive a Netflix disc in the mail.. Jose. Netflix is too ritzy, Jose actually runs a mail order betamax porn exchange club. Yes in 2015
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jun 6, 2015 2:17:30 GMT -5
This thread is hilarious That being said, has Shawn spoke on the whole deal-Jose is still alive-wonder if Shawn has had any interaction with him at all since he cleaned up his act? Shawn was shocked to find out Jose was real, he actually thought sweatsock was a bad hallucination of a troll brought on by the goofballs
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 9:14:10 GMT -5
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jmule
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Post by jmule on Jun 6, 2015 13:28:06 GMT -5
I always hated that moment at WM12 when sweatsock comes wobbling into the ring gets up on the ropes and points to the rafters trying to look cool..Shawn should've just zipped down and drop kicked him into the 12th row.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 6, 2015 14:21:01 GMT -5
Shawn probably thought Jose wasn't real, like the rabbit in Donnie Darko.
The rabbit is way better looking, though
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 6, 2015 18:28:29 GMT -5
Shawn probably thought Jose wasn't real, like the rabbit in Donnie Darko. The rabbit is way better looking, though I could imagine an actual conversation Shawn:Where Did you come from? Jose:You believe in the boyhood dream?
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Post by somsta on Jun 7, 2015 20:53:44 GMT -5
Funny story. Everyone knows the famous "boyhood dream has come true!" call from Mania 12. Those of us who watched the show live know that's been edited for all these years. Originally Vince yelled "The boyhood dream!" Looked and saw Sweatsock getting into the ring and finished "has become a nightmare!"
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 7, 2015 21:11:35 GMT -5
Remember how CM Punk said that Shawn took Daniel Bryan's money it was in reality Jose
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 7, 2015 21:37:49 GMT -5
Jose gave VKM the idea to destroy the territories
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Post by edgestar on Jun 7, 2015 21:44:44 GMT -5
Ever not receive a Netflix disc in the mail.. Jose. He thinks they are AOL discs
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 7, 2015 21:52:51 GMT -5
Jose Lothario smells bad.
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Post by somsta on Jun 7, 2015 22:07:51 GMT -5
Ever not receive a Netflix disc in the mail.. Jose. He thinks they are AOL discs He stands outside vacant old Blockbuster buildings trying to sell them. For fun. And any sort of human contact.
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Post by Stu on Jun 7, 2015 22:29:42 GMT -5
Havok is catching up to this thread. Don't let it happen. No one defeats the Sweatsock
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Jun 7, 2015 22:30:20 GMT -5
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 8, 2015 0:04:18 GMT -5
His eyes are kinda red he might be crying after all the bad things we have said about him....looks like a roided up Hans Moleman though.
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