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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 0:11:40 GMT -5
He felt so good after buying that spot for a 3AM Public Access commercial for his school but the only person who showed up was a cameraman who knew it would turn out like this.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 8, 2015 0:42:43 GMT -5
No wonder capes went out of style for so many years.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 8, 2015 0:50:59 GMT -5
No wonder capes went out of style for so many years. Looks like Jose used to be an effeminate vampire
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Post by Ryushinku on Jun 8, 2015 1:41:42 GMT -5
You can safely tug on Jose's cape.
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jun 8, 2015 1:57:59 GMT -5
There is a special place in hell for history's greatest monster
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 8, 2015 3:38:10 GMT -5
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 8, 2015 7:16:36 GMT -5
Jose Lothario was the guest of honour at 3rd annual secret Kliq meeting, where beers were drunk and songs were sung in his honour.
'Who controls the triple crown? Who keeps the midcard talent down? Jose! Jose!
Who keeps sitting on Shawn's lap? But still can't make fans give a crap? Jose! Jose!
Who made Shane Douglas not go far? Who made Mike Higgenbot' a star? Jose! Jose!
Who looks awkward when in sight? Who makes small kids scream in fright? Jose... Joooooseeeeeeeee!'
At least that's what happened in his head... He sent out invites to try and organise a Kliq get together at the cheapest motel he could find, 25 miles east of San Antonio. Jose ended up just sitting alone on the lumpy bed, wearing nothing but his undies and a stained white vest, drinking the cheapest beer known to man and singing to himself in the hope that at least Aldo Montoya will show up.
He didn't.
No-one turns up, no-one ever turns up so it's just Jose... It's always just Jose.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jun 8, 2015 7:43:19 GMT -5
Jose gave VKM the idea to destroy the territories Of course this being Jose his idea came over a quarter of century too late and he gave the idea to the "Voodoo Kin Mafia."
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 8, 2015 8:11:50 GMT -5
It just hit me who Jose reminds me of. Somewhere out there, there's a Mrs Luann Lothario who looks just like him in drag. *shudder*
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 8, 2015 9:24:05 GMT -5
It just hit me who Jose reminds me of. Somewhere out there, there's a Mrs Luann Lothario who looks just like him in drag. *shudder* Nah Jose is also Luann Lothario, he greets guest that visit him dressed like Luann so that people don't pity him...I'm just kidding nobody visits Jose ever
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 9:40:17 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once went to a restaurant, everyone left the restaurant, and they had to close down the restaurant.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 8, 2015 9:50:52 GMT -5
Nah Jose is also Luann Lothario, he greets guest that visit him dressed like Luann so that people don't pity him...I'm just kidding nobody visits Jose ever Jose has a son so the implications of that are terrifying! it seems that Kevin Kelly wasn't the only herm in the 90s WWF as Jose can reproduce with himself! I would suggest people in the southern United States be on their guard for a hoard of rampaging Joses, but even Jose doesn't want to get it on with Jose so it's not really that big a threat.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 8, 2015 11:17:13 GMT -5
No wonder capes went out of style for so many years. Tommy Wiseau was going to make "The Room" as a Lothario biopic with himself as Sweatsock, but he had to change it after everyone insisted on using cameras as weapons in the match scenes.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 12:39:51 GMT -5
Nah Jose is also Luann Lothario, he greets guest that visit him dressed like Luann so that people don't pity him...I'm just kidding nobody visits Jose ever Jose has a son so the implications of that are terrifying! it seems that Kevin Kelly wasn't the only herm in the 90s WWF as Jose can reproduce with himself! I would suggest people in the southern United States be on their guard for a hoard of rampaging Joses, but even Jose doesn't want to get it on with Jose so it's not really that big a threat. They say you can't remember your own birth but for the Son of Sweatsock, he remembers as far back as being a sperm. "All I knew is that I wanted the hell out of there" is how he's known to begin retelling the thrilling story of his escape.
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Post by jmule on Jun 8, 2015 14:28:31 GMT -5
Jose' wife is so fat when she wears a red shirt everyone yells "HEY KOOL-AID!" BOOM!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 16:57:08 GMT -5
"Yup, toilets clogged in record time."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 17:51:28 GMT -5
Virgil thinks Jose is an awful human being.
VIRGIL.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 8, 2015 18:06:45 GMT -5
No wonder capes went out of style for so many years. Little do people know that Jose inspired lame ass Super Friends hero, El Dorado. When the show's characters seen him panhandling in front of the studios, someone shouted out "I wish this bastard would disappear". And thus El Dorado was born.
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 8, 2015 19:04:38 GMT -5
That is a look into Tito's future
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Post by edgestar on Jun 8, 2015 22:32:53 GMT -5
Jose Lothario wrote tonight's Raw
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