fw91
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Post by fw91 on Oct 31, 2015 12:10:11 GMT -5
SWERVE! Russo is talking about Jose Canseco. Russo is the one running that Twitter account
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 31, 2015 12:17:58 GMT -5
Jose went to a baseball game and thought everyone liked him finally because they were singing, 'Jose, can you see?"
But then he realized they were just singing the national anthem and he was depressed again.
Then the mascot kicked him in the nuts
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Oct 31, 2015 12:36:44 GMT -5
Last year Jose decided to join a gym and try to lose some weight. Yet whenever he tried to visit his local 24 Hour Fitness, there was a sign in the window that read "Closed."
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 1, 2015 8:44:02 GMT -5
Jose holds the record for most weddings, wedding receptions and parties crashed or ruined.
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Post by Snake Pit on Nov 1, 2015 10:36:25 GMT -5
I suspect Jim Cornette was being held a gun point by Jose at the time he said this... and I believe old Sweatsock was holding a gun against his own head too.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 1, 2015 11:27:41 GMT -5
Last year Jose decided to join a gym and try to lose some weight. Yet whenever he tried to visit his local 24 Hour Fitness, there was a sign in the window that read "Closed." I can't blame them. Every time Jose visits a gym, a mysterious MRSA outbreak happens.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2015 11:46:08 GMT -5
In other Turd Shaped like a humanoid news the wikipedia just keeps getting better.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 1, 2015 19:40:08 GMT -5
In other Turd Shaped like a humanoid news the wikipedia just keeps getting better. "Guadalupe Robledo (born December 12, 1934) is a Mexican Snapping Turtle and former professional wrestler, best known by the ring name of Jose Lothario"
This...at this point the administrators there hate Lothario so much that they vandalize his page.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2015 19:50:50 GMT -5
In other Turd Shaped like a humanoid news the wikipedia just keeps getting better. "Guadalupe Robledo (born December 12, 1934) is a Mexican Snapping Turtle and former professional wrestler, best known by the ring name of Jose Lothario"
This...at this point the administrators there hate Lothario so much that they vandalize his page.
I didn't even see that all i noticed was "Sid Eudy Take It To The Face Invitational (1 Time)" lol
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 1, 2015 20:58:01 GMT -5
Last year Jose decided to join a gym and try to lose some weight. Yet whenever he tried to visit his local 24 Hour Fitness, there was a sign in the window that read "Closed." Not only would he not wipe down the machines when he was done, he was actually pouring buckets of additional water on the weights.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 1, 2015 21:15:13 GMT -5
Jose thinks that 'Aliens: Colonial Marines' is a great game.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 2, 2015 10:29:31 GMT -5
"Guadalupe Robledo (born December 12, 1934) is a Mexican Snapping Turtle and former professional wrestler, best known by the ring name of Jose Lothario"
This...at this point the administrators there hate Lothario so much that they vandalize his page.
I didn't even see that all i noticed was "Sid Eudy Take It To The Face Invitational (1 Time)" lol Check out his hometown.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 2, 2015 18:04:23 GMT -5
His Wikipedia page got rid of the latest edits. It still has the HBK Bangbus Champion and the nickname of "Sweatsock," though.
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Post by Snake Pit on Nov 2, 2015 18:26:58 GMT -5
Wiki
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 2, 2015 22:24:36 GMT -5
His Wikipedia page got rid of the latest edits. It still has the HBK Bangbus Champion and the nickname of "Sweatsock," though. f***ing Lothario, it's his fault. I wish he didn't had internet. He probably still has a dial up connection.
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 3, 2015 3:26:30 GMT -5
His Wikipedia page got rid of the latest edits. It still has the HBK Bangbus Champion and the nickname of "Sweatsock," though. f***ing Lothario, it's his fault. I wish he didn't had internet. He probably still has a dial up connection. I blame myself...a couple edits were flying too close to the sun, and now it's not as beautiful as it was. I need to punish myself in ways no one should for destroying something beautiful...I'm signing up for NWA On Demand to watch Sweatsock matches in punishment.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Nov 3, 2015 18:44:09 GMT -5
f***ing Lothario, it's his fault. I wish he didn't had internet. He probably still has a dial up connection. I blame myself...a couple edits were flying too close to the sun, and now it's not as beautiful as it was. I need to punish myself in ways no one should for destroying something beautiful...I'm signing up for NWA On Demand to watch Sweatsock matches in punishment. Don't do it! You have a family!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2015 19:58:54 GMT -5
Sid vs Shawn Michaels at Survivor Series 1996. Crowd turns on Shawn.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Nov 4, 2015 1:24:38 GMT -5
Jose thinks that 'Aliens: Colonial Marines' is a great game. Because he secretly made it. After he got a build of the Duke Nukem franchise. And he was last seen in the summer at Konami. You stay away from Uncharted 4, Sweatsock.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 4, 2015 1:39:45 GMT -5
I wanted to edit his championships, and putting that he won the "Bear Skin Rug Tournament, 1982 edition", but I chickened out part of me felt bad about Jose, but a bigger part of me feared that they would noticed it and also smarten up with Sweatsock and the HBK Bangbus championship.
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