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Post by Ryushinku on Nov 4, 2015 6:35:37 GMT -5
Jose handled the PC port of Batman: Arkham Knight.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 4, 2015 6:50:37 GMT -5
Jose thinks that 'Aliens: Colonial Marines' is a great game. Because he secretly made it. After he got a build of the Duke Nukem franchise. And he was last seen in the summer at Konami. You stay away from Uncharted 4, Sweatsock. Uncharted 4 will replace Nathan Drake with Jose himself. It is the only game in history expected to have minus pre-order numbers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 13:05:34 GMT -5
Someone must have changed his Wikipedia because apparently he's not a snapping turtle but he's still a Sweatsock and still a HBK bangbus champion
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Nov 4, 2015 13:07:20 GMT -5
Someone must have changed his Wikipedia because apparently he's not a snapping turtle but he's still a Sweatsock and still a HBK bangbus champion 'Least they kept some of the factual info.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 4, 2015 16:51:49 GMT -5
Because he secretly made it. After he got a build of the Duke Nukem franchise. And he was last seen in the summer at Konami. You stay away from Uncharted 4, Sweatsock. Uncharted 4 will replace Nathan Drake with Jose himself. It is the only game in history expected to have minus pre-order numbers. It would be cool if they swapped characters, have HBK be Nathan Drake, and Jose be Sully. Every mission HBK tries to get rid of Jose like kicking him off an airplane, only for Jose to land on manure...poor manure.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 21:54:37 GMT -5
Jose Lothario test played ET: The Video Game and give it a perfect score.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 4, 2015 21:55:14 GMT -5
Jose built his house out of old AOL discs
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 4, 2015 21:57:42 GMT -5
Jose Lothario test played ET: The Video Game and give it a perfect score. Atari tried to bury him in the desert along with all the unsold copies, but he kept digging his way out
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Post by jmule on Nov 5, 2015 7:04:55 GMT -5
Guys knock it off! Jose is getting real mad, he's pumping up in the gym right now and getting ready to kill all of you!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2015 8:30:50 GMT -5
Jose Lothatio and Shawn Michaels are scheduled to star in a shot-by-shot remake of Demolition Man.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 6, 2015 10:45:06 GMT -5
Guys knock it off! Jose is getting real mad, he's pumping up in the gym right now and getting ready to kill all of you! Wherever this gym is will be closed for a while after he leaves so they can sanitize it.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 6, 2015 10:54:43 GMT -5
Someone must have changed his Wikipedia because apparently he's not a snapping turtle but he's still a Sweatsock and still a HBK bangbus champion 'Least they kept some of the factual info. They would use this topic as a source but Wikipedia thinks we're sugar coating it about Sweatsock
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 6, 2015 12:10:30 GMT -5
Jose was the original character model for 'Quiet' in Metal Gear. Same outfit and everything.
So if you are wondering why Kojima was fired, that was it.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Nov 6, 2015 12:56:15 GMT -5
Jose was the original character model for 'Quiet' in Metal Gear. Same outfit and everything. So if you are wondering why Kojima was fired, that was it. Does Jose have to breathe and absorb nutrients through his skin as well? Freakshow.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Nov 6, 2015 13:02:53 GMT -5
Guys, please stop editing the Jose Wiki page. And that includes linking this thread as "His offical fan club". Its fine to do stuff here, but do not go vandalizing Wikipedia.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 6, 2015 14:02:37 GMT -5
Jose would probably go around editing Wiki pages for laughs. Don't be like Jose.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 6, 2015 15:20:01 GMT -5
Jose was the original character model for 'Quiet' in Metal Gear. Same outfit and everything. So if you are wondering why Kojima was fired, that was it. Jose caused the infection at mother base after you extract him. All the soldiers threw up at the sight of him.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 6, 2015 19:09:44 GMT -5
Jose was the original character model for 'Quiet' in Metal Gear. Same outfit and everything. So if you are wondering why Kojima was fired, that was it. Does Jose have to breathe and absorb nutrients through his skin as well? Freakshow. No, Jose eats food like everyone else. Well, maybe not quite like everyone else: "Why pay for food when you can look under rocks and find worms for free?" -Jose Lothario
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 6, 2015 19:22:35 GMT -5
When Virgil had his table on the subway, Jose did too...
But Virgil was doing autographs while Jose was living underneath one.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Nov 6, 2015 19:26:45 GMT -5
It wasn't the ring mat that destroyed Sid's leg, it was memories of Sweatbag that made his leg buckle.
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