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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 12, 2015 20:02:14 GMT -5
Even a giant turd is still better off than Jose Lothario.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Nov 12, 2015 20:02:47 GMT -5
I just went into the bathroom and took a big Jose. I'm a giant turd and I find that comment very hurtful Leave him alone. He's already getting sued by his toilet for assault and defamation for insinuating that he'd be affiliated with Jose Lothario in any way, shape, or form.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 12, 2015 22:44:15 GMT -5
Steve Keirn didn't took a shit in Jerry Lawler's crown, he told Jose to wear it.
Sean Waltman didn't put a piece of shit in Sunny's sandwich, Jose took a bite of said sandwich.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Nov 15, 2015 22:32:32 GMT -5
I'm a giant turd and I find that comment very hurtful Leave him alone. He's already getting sued by his toilet for assault and defamation for insinuating that he'd be affiliated with Jose Lothario in any way, shape, or form. Another one?? Why did Jose do it again? Wasn't there a restraining ord-- Oh wait, is this a different toilet? And still, Sweatsock doesn't learn. And now he'll have to defend himself in court. Again. Good luck trying to find a jury that hasn't heard of him and his general Jose-ness.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 15, 2015 22:49:29 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure just being Jose Lothario is illegal in several states.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Nov 15, 2015 22:50:59 GMT -5
I heard that Jose bet on Rousey to beat Holm. The fight ended the way it did so that he wouldn't get any money.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 16, 2015 10:12:55 GMT -5
I heard that Jose bet on Rousey to beat Holm. The fight ended the way it did so that he wouldn't get any money. "Ronda, your entire rep is on the line if you lose this fight!"
Ronda: "Yeah, but at least Jose Lothario wouldn't win any money"
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Post by metylerca on Nov 16, 2015 12:34:09 GMT -5
Jose bought Fallout 4 on Amazon last week. When it finally shipped to his house, the box contained a pile of shit and a personal letter from Amazon to f*** himself.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 16, 2015 12:44:33 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure just being Jose Lothario is illegal in several states. And many states are working to pass legislation to make being Jose Lothario illegal in their state as well.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 16, 2015 17:36:32 GMT -5
Lothario said he was to Shawn Micheals what Bob the Goon was to the Joker. Bob then sued for defamation of character.
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Post by cactussam on Nov 16, 2015 23:08:52 GMT -5
I heard that if you create Jose Lothario in any video game you are automatically put on a NSA watchlist, must register as a sex offender for life and are denied reentry to the United States if you ever leave the country. Frankly, I think those people are getting off easy.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 16, 2015 23:49:17 GMT -5
I heard that if you create Jose Lothario in any video game you are automatically put on a NSA watchlist, must register as a sex offender for life and are denied reentry to the United States if you ever leave the country. Frankly, I think those people are getting off easy. Even if they set the computer on Easy and just beat the crap out of him?
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Post by cactussam on Nov 17, 2015 0:03:23 GMT -5
I heard that if you create Jose Lothario in any video game you are automatically put on a NSA watchlist, must register as a sex offender for life and are denied reentry to the United States if you ever leave the country. Frankly, I think those people are getting off easy. Even if they set the computer on Easy and just beat the crap out of him? That gets you a minimum two months in a psychiatric ward as no one would understand why you'd want to take the time create and then play against Jose and you'd be more of a case study. The sole exception is Sid and his copy of 2k16 only has three characters and one weapon; Sid, Jose, HBK and a camera.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 17, 2015 2:20:59 GMT -5
I tried creating Jose in 2K16 but my PlayStation spat the disc out and then caught fire and burnt my house down...
OK lesson learnt.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2015 2:58:17 GMT -5
I tried creating Jose in 2K16 but my PlayStation spat the disc out and then caught fire and burnt my house down... OK lesson learnt. I am very offended by your house fire joke i lost my home as a child to arson {Spoiler}{Spoiler} It was Jose
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 17, 2015 3:10:58 GMT -5
Also if you try and create Jose in Fallout 4 the nuke will drop before you make it to the vault ending the game.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2015 17:46:20 GMT -5
Jose's pictures is posted outside all soup kitchens with a note stating to not let him in. He will try and steal the soup.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2015 18:19:59 GMT -5
Even a giant turd is still better off than Jose Lothario. Smells better too.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2015 18:25:05 GMT -5
Nothing can kill the Grimace.
Except the smell of Jose Lothario.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 19, 2015 11:30:44 GMT -5
The pungent stench of Jose Lothario is labeled as a weapon of mass destruction according to the Geneva Convention. There have been several attempts to bring him to stand trial before the International War Tribunal, but every time an elite strike team move in to nab the bastard, his sweat glands realease a puff due to his fear. Mass deaths and carnage follow.
There has been feelers sent out to SID to smack his sorry ass around again, but he has declined, citing either "It's Soft Ball season!" or "Last time I got near that smelly SOB his stench made my bones brittle. It's that damn, dirty Sweatsock's fault my leg snapped in WCW!"
As is, synthetic versions of Lothario BOTM is the most sought after product in the black market weapons trade.
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