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Post by Old Baby on Nov 19, 2015 11:40:22 GMT -5
Jose Lothario sits up all night registering accounts with FAN just to rebuff this thread. His first one, "TheRealJose" was blocked last night at 7:15 PM and his latest one, "notjoseisweartogod" was blocked this morning at 6:32 AM.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2015 11:50:55 GMT -5
Jose was the one who recommended that TNA sign Khoya
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 19, 2015 11:54:47 GMT -5
Jose is that guy at work that steals the stapler next to the copy machine.
At EVERYONE'S workplace he does this. I don't know how he pulls it off.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 19, 2015 23:50:58 GMT -5
Telemarketers hang up on Jose Lothario as soon as he answers the phone because they would rather talk to his answering machine.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 20, 2015 22:52:55 GMT -5
Jose is that guy at work that steals the stapler next to the copy machine. At EVERYONE'S workplace he does this. I don't know how he pulls it off. Not only that, but he chews on the caps of all the pens. And he doesn't even have the habit!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2015 23:08:33 GMT -5
Jose Lothario stole my grandpa's rug back in the day and made a jacket out of it. Goddamn you're a cheap bastard, Jose Lothario!
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Post by jmule on Nov 21, 2015 1:19:39 GMT -5
Jose Lothario stole my grandpa's rug back in the day and made a jacket out of it. Goddamn you're a cheap bastard, Jose Lothario! Isn't that the rug that got stolen in "big lewboski"?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 21, 2015 3:40:19 GMT -5
Jose Lothario stole my grandpa's rug back in the day and made a jacket out of it. Goddamn you're a cheap bastard, Jose Lothario! Isn't that the rug that got stolen in "big lewboski"? No, Jose is wearing the rug that got pissed on.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2015 5:07:25 GMT -5
The Grinch won't even be friends with Jose Lothario.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 21, 2015 5:42:24 GMT -5
Many decades ago, a young Dennis Stamp was poised to take the world by storm. He was even in line to win the nwa championship. One day while back stage, he shook hands with jose lothario out of usual backstage respect and etiquette.
.....Mr. Stamp misses those pre-hand shake days.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 21, 2015 10:43:15 GMT -5
Isn't that the rug that got stolen in "big lewboski"? No, Jose is wearing the rug that got pissed on. And he still has yet to wash it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 21, 2015 10:49:46 GMT -5
Jose is sure Color Me Badd will top the charts once again
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2015 16:05:45 GMT -5
The real reason the WWE is increasing security for tomorrow is because Jose is vacationing in Atlanta.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 21, 2015 16:20:13 GMT -5
I cut my finger making dinner tonight. I blame Jose Lothario.
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Post by cactussam on Nov 23, 2015 11:06:28 GMT -5
Jose thought last night's Survivor Series was one of the greatest Pay Per Views he had ever seen.
Jose is anxiously awaiting a 20 year retrospective of his debut at Survivor Series next year. Little does he know WWE is planning on heavily hyping a look at the career of that camera.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Nov 25, 2015 19:04:22 GMT -5
I don't have a contribution myself, but I just wanted to drop by and say: I'm afraid to click on this thread anymore. Because every time I read it, I know that I'm going to laugh so hard that my face and stomach start hurting. Thank you, FAN, for continuing to be such an amazing positive presence in my life. I love this place so much.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 25, 2015 19:45:42 GMT -5
Enjoy Uh, you gotta click on it to get a better look
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 26, 2015 4:45:01 GMT -5
Jose is trying to find out what phone number for the pay phone outside the needle exchange clinc (oh he is not an addict is just hangs there to steal free tea bags) so he can pass it on to Vince somehow.. Thinks with the current Wrestlemania rumors Jose may be getting a payday.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 26, 2015 4:48:59 GMT -5
Ok yeah, this needs to be a thing.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Nov 26, 2015 5:21:21 GMT -5
Nobody's ever invited Jose over for Thanksgiving twice because he always fornicates with the turkey on the dining room table as dinner is about to be served.
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