No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 15, 2015 21:21:21 GMT -5
Jose Lothario once stayed at the Sedgewick Hotel. His raunchy stench became so ingrained on the twelfth floor that it became a sentient entity mistaken for a ghost. This entity, Slimer, was named as such due to the fact that Jose's pits have unhealthy amounts of slime oozing out of them.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Dec 15, 2015 21:48:42 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is the guy who keeps telling Prince to turn down Weird Al.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Dec 16, 2015 12:24:47 GMT -5
Krampus sends Jose after bad kids
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 12:27:12 GMT -5
Goddamnit. I bruised a knuckle punching him again. This f***ing guy.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 16, 2015 13:51:57 GMT -5
Guys, stay away from Jose if you want to see the new 'Star Wars'. The jerk is spoiling everything in the movie to anyone he runs into.
Edit: I realize now that telling someone to 'stay away from Jose' goes without saying
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 16, 2015 15:38:45 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is the guy who keeps telling Prince to turn down Weird Al. And convinced Madonna she could act
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 16, 2015 15:53:12 GMT -5
It wasn't drugs that made Herb Abrams (UWF) into a nutcase....it was Jose's cooking.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 16:21:36 GMT -5
It wasn't drugs that made Herb Abrams (UWF) into a nutcase....it was Jose's existence. Fixed.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 16, 2015 16:23:27 GMT -5
Jose told Noah there wasn't enough room on the ark for the dragons, unicorns and gryphons
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 16:24:48 GMT -5
Jose told Noah there wasn't enough room on the ark for the dragons, unicorns and gryphons And unfortunately, there's only one Jose Lothario. Even there was, the wretched BO would have killed everyone off and the world cease.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 18:09:14 GMT -5
Jose told Noah there wasn't enough room on the ark for the dragons, unicorns and gryphons And unfortunately, there's only one Jose Lothario. Even there was, the wretched BO would have killed everyone off and the world cease. Forget the BO; Jose would accidentally sink the ship because he'd set the ship on fire for kindling.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 16, 2015 18:24:00 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is banned from a number of clothing stores after confusing the fitting rooms for the bathroom. On more than one occasion he has been heard yelling "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Dec 16, 2015 20:07:39 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is banned from a number of clothing stores after confusing the fitting rooms for the bathroom. On more than one occasion he has been heard yelling "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" When stores smell him they hide the socks
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 16, 2015 22:12:53 GMT -5
Guys, stay away from Jose if you want to see the new 'Star Wars'. The jerk is spoiling everything in the movie to anyone he runs into. Edit: I realize now that telling someone to 'stay away from Jose' goes without saying Jose approached George Lucas for the part of Yoda in Phantom Menace. By approach I mean he just started living in the swamp on Skywalker Ranch without asking.
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Glitch
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Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 18, 2015 20:05:34 GMT -5
Jose wrote the majority of Attack of The Clones.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 18, 2015 21:09:54 GMT -5
In 1997, Jose told George Lucas "These movies are good, but surely you can make a few improvements here and there."
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nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
O Superman....O judge....O Mom and Dad....
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Post by nisidhe on Dec 20, 2015 0:05:42 GMT -5
Jose ghost-wrote the screenplays for Uwe Boll's movies.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 20, 2015 1:01:41 GMT -5
Jose killed Laura Palmer, then pinned the blame on Leland Palmer/Bob
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 20, 2015 4:42:53 GMT -5
Jose suggested that the Deb character should get more screen time in Dexter.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 20, 2015 7:27:21 GMT -5
Jose Lothario "taught" Rob Liefeld how to "draw".
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