FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 20, 2015 10:02:06 GMT -5
A little known fact about Shawn Michaels' zip line entrance from WrestleMania 12 is that even when Shawn Michaels was up where he started his decent from, he could still smell Jose.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 20, 2015 11:04:23 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure Shawn contemplated cutting the zip line and plummeting to certain injury when he saw Jose in the ring.
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cactussam
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Post by cactussam on Dec 20, 2015 17:50:30 GMT -5
Jose's favorite movie is The Phantom menace. When he has a prostitute, he makes her dress as Jar Jar. He's also named his penis "Little Ani".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2015 18:42:16 GMT -5
He's also named his penis "Little Ani".
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 21, 2015 2:20:39 GMT -5
Jose has six, count 'em six superfluous nipples.
On his back.
And they're inverted.
He breastfed his son & a very unwilling Kliq with them
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 21, 2015 3:41:42 GMT -5
Jose had a conjoined twin joined at the hip names Esoj.
Jose woke up one day and Esoj was gone. He has not been seen since.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 21, 2015 4:52:45 GMT -5
Jose had a conjoined twin joined at the hip names Esoj. Jose woke up one day and Esoj was gone. He has not been seen since. He ate him
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cactussam
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Post by cactussam on Dec 21, 2015 12:08:18 GMT -5
He's also named his penis "Little Ani". Just going with the Phantom Menace theme. Sorry dude.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 21, 2015 13:15:25 GMT -5
The fans cheered Roman last week because Jose was revealed to be a Sheamus fan.
Also, Vince promised everybody who cheered Reigns could kick Jose in the nuts after the show.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 21, 2015 13:21:04 GMT -5
The fans cheered Roman last week because Jose was revealed to be a Sheamus fan. Also, Vince promised everybody who cheered Reigns could kick Jose in the nuts after the show. Nobody took them up because any body part that comes in contact with Jose's nuts has to be amputated in case it spreads further up the body.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 22, 2015 11:16:13 GMT -5
Jose went to the 'Star Wars' premiere dressed as himself, but people were all complimenting him on his 'amazing Salacious Crumb costume'.
It was the only compliment Jose has ever gotten.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 23, 2015 17:01:12 GMT -5
Studies have shown depending on which way the wind is blowing, Jose Lothario can be smelled exactly 275 miles from where he is standing.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 24, 2015 3:38:45 GMT -5
Jose gives more socks as Christmas gifts than anybody else. The socks also smell funny because they were handled by Jose.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 24, 2015 16:58:20 GMT -5
If you get coal in your stocking on Christmas, just know those are actually petrified Jose droppings
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 28, 2015 7:36:40 GMT -5
Jose gives more socks as Christmas gifts than anybody else. The socks also smell funny because they were handled by Jose. Now how the hell did he afford socks?!
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 28, 2015 7:47:00 GMT -5
Jose gives more socks as Christmas gifts than anybody else. The socks also smell funny because they were handled by Jose. Now how the hell did he afford socks?! He can't. He goes to Goodwill and steals socks. Not the packaged socks. He knocks out the employees with his stench and takes the socks right from their feet.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 28, 2015 7:49:36 GMT -5
Now how the hell did he afford socks?! He can't. He goes to Goodwill and steals socks. Not the packaged socks. He knocks out the employees with his stench and takes the socks right from their feet. I bet the socks are jealous that the employees weren't kidnapped.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 1, 2016 22:51:50 GMT -5
I'd like to give Jose the first FU of 2016!
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Post by fw91 on Jan 1, 2016 23:40:29 GMT -5
It's 2016 and even Sweatsock is perplexed that he is yet to be taken out his misery
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 2, 2016 14:00:46 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is a leading cause of alcoholism in San Antonio because people drink to forget seeing him.
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