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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 2, 2016 14:21:12 GMT -5
When a local person has a birthday, they use Jose as a piñata as a reminder that he's not wanted in the town... Instead of candy, the children get excrement.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 2, 2016 14:24:32 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is a leading cause of alcoholism in San Antonio because people drink to forget seeing him. Seeing him? How about smelling him? People drink three counties over after catching a whiff of his stank.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Jan 5, 2016 17:02:25 GMT -5
Jose Lothario is a leading cause of alcoholism in San Antonio because people drink to forget seeing him. Seeing him? How about smelling him? People drink three counties over after catching a whiff of his stank. I swear to god, feels like we'll have to end up putting a Stephen King-esque dome over San Antonio at some point to contain Jose. Or at least, try to.
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Post by General Adam on Jan 5, 2016 17:05:49 GMT -5
Seeing him? How about smelling him? People drink three counties over after catching a whiff of his stank. I swear to god, feels like we'll have to end up putting a Stephen King-esque dome over San Antonio at some point to contain Jose. Or at least, try to. We don't have to cover the whole city of San Antonio. Just cover up the house/apartment/trailer/wooden shack/cardboard box or whatever the hell he lives in. It's just too cruel to have all of those innocent people to be place in a inescapable plastic dome with Lothario.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 5, 2016 22:30:38 GMT -5
'Howard the Duck' on betamax is Jose's prize possession
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 6, 2016 1:34:29 GMT -5
One time Kobe Bryant bumped into Jose Lothario, he got injured by the smell
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 6, 2016 12:54:07 GMT -5
The arena in San Antonio that hosted Raw on Monday still had a faint smell from the last time Jose Lothario was in the building. He hasn't been allowed back since after his smell caused the paint to peel off the walls.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 6, 2016 13:18:35 GMT -5
This thing is still going? Huh.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 6, 2016 13:25:37 GMT -5
Schitt's Creek is Jose Lothario's toilet and Dixie has signed it to TNA.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 6, 2016 13:56:04 GMT -5
This thing is still going? Huh. That's a statement said anytime someone sees Jose walk.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 8, 2016 12:03:45 GMT -5
Guys, I know we rag on Jose, but he really does need our help. Someone stole the tape deck out of his 1987 Chevette and he has no way to listen to Winger anymore.
Maybe we could get a Gofundme going for Jose's tape deck
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 8, 2016 17:44:23 GMT -5
Guys, I know we rag on Jose, but he really does need our help. Someone stole the tape deck out of his 1987 Chevette and he has no way to listen to Winger anymore. Maybe we could get a Gofundme going for Jose's tape deck I stole it. I hate Winger. I hate cassettes. And I hate Jose Lothario. F*** him.
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Post by General Adam on Jan 8, 2016 17:55:34 GMT -5
Guys, I know we rag on Jose, but he really does need our help. Someone stole the tape deck out of his 1987 Chevette and he has no way to listen to Winger anymore. Maybe we could get a Gofundme going for Jose's tape deck I stole it. I hate Winger. I hate cassettes. And I hate Jose Lothario. F*** him. You touch something that Jose Lothario touched?! Wash you hands with hot soapy water every 30 for five hours. That is the only way to get the stink off.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 8, 2016 23:18:36 GMT -5
I stole it. I hate Winger. I hate cassettes. And I hate Jose Lothario. F*** him. You touch something that Jose Lothario touched?! Wash you hands with hot soapy water every 30 for five hours. That is the only way to get the stink off. Uhh, I wore 10 pairs of gloves, a hazmat suit, and used a pair of tongs as well. Then I burned everything with thermite. I'm good.
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Post by General Adam on Jan 8, 2016 23:43:02 GMT -5
You touch something that Jose Lothario touched?! Wash you hands with hot soapy water every 30 for five hours. That is the only way to get the stink off. Uhh, I wore 10 pairs of gloves, a hazmat suit, and used a pair of tongs as well. Then I burned everything with thermite. I'm good. Oh thank God. Last time someone touched something that belonged to Jose their hand got infected. Had to cut if off.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2016 9:19:58 GMT -5
The shootout that led to El Chapo's capture was really meant to take out Jose...
Sadly, they missed him. The bullets of course, changing different directions after detecting his scent.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jan 9, 2016 11:08:19 GMT -5
Does anyone actually know if Jose is in ISIS or not?
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 9, 2016 11:36:46 GMT -5
Does anyone actually know if Jose is in ISIS or not? I doubt it. I don't think they would recruit him or allow him to join if he asked because he's Jose.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 9, 2016 15:17:05 GMT -5
Does anyone actually know if Jose is in ISIS or not? I doubt it. I don't think they would recruit him or allow him to join if he asked because he's Jose. Even ISIS has standards
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 9, 2016 18:37:02 GMT -5
On Earth 2 he's called Hose-B Lothario and he's the most beloved man in the world
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