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Post by alexwrightspackage on Jan 16, 2016 6:31:50 GMT -5
Jose's body odor is so bad that Alan Rickman, David Bowie, and Lemmy died. They put Mick Jagger in quarantine. Didn't know that San Antonio wind farm a couple of posts back was created to be so powerful as to push said stench all the way to England. Leave us alone, Jose, bloody hell.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2016 8:41:04 GMT -5
Danger 5 has a new mission:
Kill Jose Lothario
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Post by General Adam on Jan 16, 2016 15:48:49 GMT -5
Danger 5 has a new mission: Kill Jose Lothario But how can you kill something this isn't even alive?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 21, 2016 10:11:45 GMT -5
Someone once wanted to make a Jose Lothario action figure to sell to masochists and those who hate themselves. They were going to just take a dried out dog turd and put it in a box and sell it. (so life like thou) They stopped because the idea of giving Jose money for anything was considered too heinous an act
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 21, 2016 14:48:03 GMT -5
The supposed gas leak is actually a result of Jose Lothario visiting southern California. He left a stench cloud so heinous it's taking months to dissipate.
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Jan 23, 2016 15:41:43 GMT -5
If AJ Styles doesn't show up at The Rumble, we all know it's Jose's fault.
If he does show up, then we, as a human race, have hope in defeating it.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 23, 2016 15:55:02 GMT -5
Jose Lothario's favorite sandwich is Peanut Butter & Petroleum Jelly...
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 23, 2016 16:02:23 GMT -5
Jose Lothario's favorite sandwich is Peanut Butter & Petroleum Jelly... You don't wanna know where the "peanut butter" comes from.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 23, 2016 16:13:57 GMT -5
Jose is gonna show up in the Rumble, win the WWE Title, and tell you all to stick it.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 23, 2016 19:27:05 GMT -5
Jose is gonna show up in the Rumble, win the WWE Title, and tell you all to stick it. How is he going to get there? What form of mass/public transportation has he not been banned on?
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 23, 2016 19:28:22 GMT -5
Jose is gonna show up in the Rumble, win the WWE Title, and tell you all to stick it. How is he going to get there? What form of mass/public transportation has he not been banned on? The Lex Express is gonna take him to Orlando.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 23, 2016 19:44:22 GMT -5
How is he going to get there? What form of mass/public transportation has he not been banned on? The Lex Express is gonna take him to Orlando. What a min, you mean to say that the Lex Express is still in running order? Or are they having it pull by 5 Donkeys.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2016 20:00:56 GMT -5
I was born, raised, and have lived in Texas my entire life. I just want to take the time to sincerely apologize, on behalf of my state, for bearing Jose Lothario.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 24, 2016 13:40:09 GMT -5
Effing Jose just shoveled all the snow onto his neighbor's car
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 24, 2016 14:14:22 GMT -5
Was there ever a time he didn't look at least 45 years old?
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 24, 2016 16:44:29 GMT -5
Growing up his parents kept trying to mail him to some random place like Uruguay, The Maldives, Sri Lanka and Mongolia but they keep sending him back.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 25, 2016 11:00:08 GMT -5
Growing up his parents kept trying to mail him to some random place like Uruguay, The Maldives, Sri Lanka and Mongolia but they keep sending him back. And unlike Garfield and Nermal, there were no airholes in the box.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 26, 2016 13:55:13 GMT -5
I was born, raised, and have lived in Texas my entire life. I just want to take the time to sincerely apologize, on behalf of my state, for bearing Jose Lothario. I'm sorry immediate ban.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 26, 2016 14:13:26 GMT -5
Jose Lothario was the one who thought 'That 70's show' should continue on after Tohper Grace and Ashton Kutcher left.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2016 21:07:03 GMT -5
Was there ever a time he didn't look at least 45 years old? Please say 65...this 41 year old doesn't want to end it all before age 45 thinking I might resemble Jose. Monster.
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