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Post by General Adam on Jan 9, 2016 19:02:43 GMT -5
On Earth 2 he's called Hose-B Lothario and he's the most beloved man in the world I heard that he scent can cure disease. Unlike the foul stench of Jose Lothario which can rip paint off a house and rust off metal.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 9, 2016 22:26:05 GMT -5
On Earth 2 he's called Hose-B Lothario and he's the most beloved man in the world I heard that he scent can cure disease. Unlike the foul stench of Jose Lothario which can rip paint off a house and rust off metal. Jose's farts have killed 14 people and counting...
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 10, 2016 1:08:20 GMT -5
I heard that he scent can cure disease. Unlike the foul stench of Jose Lothario which can rip paint off a house and rust off metal. Jose's farts have killed 14 people and counting... And that's just since New Year's.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 10, 2016 12:35:41 GMT -5
Jose Lothario was kicked out of Wal-Mart again this morning for merely existing. (Thankfully) he was not able to buy his groceries, which probably would have only been black liquorice and raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 10, 2016 12:37:43 GMT -5
I think it's time to breath life into this thing by turning the joke on its head. Let's make it a pro-Jose thread.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 10, 2016 14:03:23 GMT -5
He doesn't use the electric mobility carts at the grocery store just because he's too lazy to walk.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 10, 2016 14:04:02 GMT -5
I think it's time to breath life into this thing by turning the joke on its head. Let's make it a pro-Jose thread. I guess we can find some good qualities about him.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 10, 2016 14:13:27 GMT -5
I think it's time to breath life into this thing by turning the joke on its head. Let's make it a pro-Jose thread. I guess we can find some good qualities about him. I really don't know any. I just find the kind of Norm McDonald at a roast type of humor, where you take a joke and flip it around kind of funny. That being said it doesn't really translate well into a thread because the joke that "Jose is fat" is easy to get. Whereas joking about thinking he was actually good comes off in a post as legit.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 10, 2016 14:21:26 GMT -5
I think it's time to breath life into this thing by turning the joke on its head. Let's make it a pro-Jose thread. I guess we can find some good qualities about him. The best quality of Jose is that the rest of us aren't Jose.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 10, 2016 15:36:40 GMT -5
I think it's time to breath life into this thing by turning the joke on its head. Let's make it a pro-Jose thread. That's against forum rules. Positive comments about Jose result in an immediate ban.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 11, 2016 11:59:47 GMT -5
Jose bought Scott Hall his first beer, thanks Jose you asshole
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 11, 2016 18:40:22 GMT -5
I think it's time to breath life into this thing by turning the joke on its head. Let's make it a pro-Jose thread. Me Bizarro am Jose Lothario's smallest fan. Jose Lothario am hero to all people. ...did I do it right?
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 11, 2016 21:03:42 GMT -5
Jose bought Scott Hall his first beer, thanks Jose you asshole Jake Roberts started using drugs after first meeting Jose. Jake felt it was the only way to get the memory/stench out of his head.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 12, 2016 2:00:26 GMT -5
Jose is really a Ghost of Christmas Future vision for Chavo Guerrero
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 12, 2016 9:53:52 GMT -5
Jose is really a Ghost of Christmas Future vision for Chavo Guerrero I knew it! I always wondered why he never had charisma, it's because he's really a Lothario. I think that Jose once took a dump in a park in El Paso and it evolved into Chavo.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 13, 2016 13:20:55 GMT -5
I think it's time to breath life into this thing by turning the joke on its head. Let's make it a pro-Jose thread. Me Bizarro am Jose Lothario's smallest fan. Jose Lothario am hero to all people. ...did I do it right? No because by using the Bizaro gimmick you are letting people know that you don't like Jose. The humor has to be super dry. Like come in with stats about how he drew in Buttlick, New Mexico or where ever and how he was a star for Joe Blanchard (I assume he worked for Joe). It should be so dry that no one call tell if it's a joke or not.
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Post by Phil Parent on Jan 13, 2016 13:43:42 GMT -5
Jose is making his comeback in NXT. Or at least, he tried. Triple H told him, "No Way, Jose"
NXT Creative heard that.
They had a Dominican wrestler in need of a gimmick. And now that's his gimmick. No Way Jose, the Jose Lothario denier.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 13, 2016 16:24:46 GMT -5
Jose Lothario gave Kroenke the idea to move the Rams to LA.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 13, 2016 20:55:41 GMT -5
Contrary to popular belief...that is not a wind farm outside of San Antonio. It's actually a collection of really big fans to try to blow away Lothario's stench.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 15, 2016 11:05:41 GMT -5
Jose's body odor is so bad that Alan Rickman, David Bowie, and Lemmy died. They put Mick Jagger in quarantine.
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