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Post by Bear Skin Rug on May 6, 2015 14:47:37 GMT -5
I was the white kid in New England who thought he was D'Lo Brown.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 6, 2015 15:01:39 GMT -5
That poor kid probably had her night f***ing ruined at Mania.
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Post by evenbroddt on May 6, 2015 15:02:12 GMT -5
Pepperidge farm remembers
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Post by Neo: "The One" who CLAPS on May 6, 2015 15:06:34 GMT -5
I tried the shit out of things at home when I was a kid. Jumping off of anything was a substitute for the top rope at any time. Elbow drop off the top rope? Nope. Elbow drop off the top of the neighbor's RV? Now we're talking. I got in trouble because of it quite a bit especially since my gauge for seeing if I was doing a submission move right was if the other kid started crying out in pain. The more they yell the better you're doing it! Anyone that doesn't think a figure 4 could hurt, If you pressed down enough on that crossed ankle of theirs with your leg that isn't looped through theirs, it hurts plenty =P I remember one time me and my friends were having a Fatal 4 Way, and I was laying down (I realize that I was instinctively selling) and I watched as my friend Colten got put in the Figure 4, and marveled as he screamed in agony. He also tapped out. Because of that pussy, I lost the match.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 15:07:19 GMT -5
I remember crying when Shane McMahon screwed The Rock in his match against Big Show at No Way Out.
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Post by edgestar on May 6, 2015 15:08:47 GMT -5
I thought she was so cute lol. She was so excited about Roman. I wasn't wrestling my stuffed animals though lol
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Post by Perd on May 6, 2015 15:14:03 GMT -5
When I was a kid, pretending to be a wrestler usually meant my older cousin was kicking the crap outta me. Dude was vicious. He'd do things like lock in the fighter four and not let go of knock you down and kick you in the stomach when you were getting up. Yet today, he's one of the nicest, most generous guys your ever hope to meet:
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Post by RedDevil on May 6, 2015 15:22:07 GMT -5
You don't even wanna know how many unfortunate stuffed animals fell victim to the People's Elbow back in my heyday. I still have my Ultimate Warrior buddy, and the stuffing in his right leg is still somewhat "hanging" as a result of years of running through Bret Hart's ground attack on him building-up to the Sharpshooter (well, Cloverleaf more accurately, but close enough) I remember doing the whole Hitman act as a kid - wearing my leather jacket in the play-room, putting the shades on a stuffed donkey we got in Greece that was positioned on a shelf to the side of the room. I was awesome
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 6, 2015 15:27:03 GMT -5
Remember? I pretend to be Daniel Bryan every day! They cut that out of Bryan's Road to Wrestlemania special last year because they said I was "disturbed."
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on May 6, 2015 15:32:37 GMT -5
I've entered a fencing tournament while my friends blasted Billy Gunn's "Ass Man" and I taunted like I was a wrestler. This was less than a year ago. I'm a manchild and I regret nothing
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Post by thecrusherwi on May 6, 2015 15:44:20 GMT -5
I had a Teddy bear that was missing a patch of fur on it's head cuz I put that son of a bitch to sleep and did a little struttin' 'n cuttin'
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 15:52:01 GMT -5
That poor kid probably had her night f***ing ruined at Mania. Lol you actually just made me feel bad about being happy about who actually won.
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Post by ibdude on May 6, 2015 16:00:18 GMT -5
I remember me and my brother used to wrestle our father. There was a radiator right next to the bed and we would jump off it onto him knees first.
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Post by ayumidah on May 6, 2015 17:57:33 GMT -5
Uh, I remember doing the DX crotch chops once, just for my father to walk in the room and ask what the hell I was doing. Heh.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 6, 2015 18:15:41 GMT -5
Boy bye. I came out the womb knowing the Melzter star rating scale.
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Post by thetower52 on May 6, 2015 18:23:42 GMT -5
I remember it so much I made it my career
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 6, 2015 18:24:39 GMT -5
Dropped 1000s of elbows on care bears, never drew a dime.... Unless you were dropping elbows on them Hulk Hogan stuffed wrestlers. Then you were losing every time via Hulk up lol Obviously you weren't there when I press slammed the nine hundred pound giant Tickle Me Elmo in front of 100,000 McMachomaniacs, brother. Two days later, he wouldn't giggle anymore, dude. Haha I was actually there dude. Luckily you had the largest back in the world to carry all 150000 of us to safety
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 18:26:16 GMT -5
The Rock Bottom. Me and my brother, black kids, loved watching wrestling so naturally when the Rock was on-screen he was an idol (besides Austin). The Rock Bottom's easy to perform and you can't really f*** up anyone like if you f*** up a Stunner so yeah that was the go-to move.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 18:32:50 GMT -5
The Rock Bottom. Me and my brother, black kids, loved watching wrestling so naturally when the Rock was on-screen he was an idol (besides Austin). The Rock Bottom's easy to perform and you can't really f*** up anyone like if you f*** up a Stunner so yeah that was the go-to move. A couple friends of mine got into a fight before school one morning and the one friend actually tried to do a Stunner.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 18:36:02 GMT -5
The Rock Bottom. Me and my brother, black kids, loved watching wrestling so naturally when the Rock was on-screen he was an idol (besides Austin). The Rock Bottom's easy to perform and you can't really f*** up anyone like if you f*** up a Stunner so yeah that was the go-to move. A couple friends of mine got into a fight before school one morning and the one friend actually tried to do a Stunner. How did it turn out? That reminds me of this fight video I saw where this one kid actually did a Swanton Bomb on a kid laying down.
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