Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on May 7, 2015 9:52:24 GMT -5
You don't even wanna know how many unfortunate stuffed animals fell victim to the People's Elbow back in my heyday. My nephews fear the peoples' elbow could come from Uncle Johnny at any moment. Perhaps I will start RKOing them.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 7, 2015 10:26:58 GMT -5
I split so many pairs of pants trying to do Michinoku Drivers back in the day.
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Post by lesleymoon on May 7, 2015 13:26:57 GMT -5
This thread. Is. Everything.
A million slow claps to the OP because I love hearing about this sort of stuff.
You guys are great and this is why I come here lol
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on May 8, 2015 2:24:12 GMT -5
Sadly, that's one of those kids that loves wrestling just for the sake of loving wrestling, but you always find a blog post from their dad about some idiot neckbeard in an nWo shirt who tried to correct them in line.
Wrestling would be great if it wasn't for jaded wrestling fans.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2015 2:28:03 GMT -5
I had a hamper full of several small stuffed animals and I would use them in my own wrestling organization. I called it Animal Wrestling Federation. They used a couch cushion as a ring and many of the characters were rip offs of current WWF wrestlers. Sigh. Had I known about that promotion, I'd be like the sixteen time champion by now.
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FAR5222
El Dandy
Counted 237 Bros. SWERVE Got no cookie for it.
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Post by FAR5222 on May 8, 2015 2:54:15 GMT -5
Good times as a kid. I concussed my 4 year old brother from a clothesline off the bed. I was 7 at the time.
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Post by thegame415 on May 8, 2015 2:58:54 GMT -5
Just give it ten years, she'll be on FAN complaining about aurora Levesque having to much airtime and Reigns needing to turn heel.
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ToyfareMark
Vegeta
A WINNER IS YOU!
In Hutch I trust!
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Post by ToyfareMark on May 8, 2015 5:42:22 GMT -5
I remember my parents getting me foam Road Warrior shoulder pads, an LOD T-shirt, and even an LOD bandana and painting on Hawk-style facepaint. My LOD T-shirt was actually stolen at a public pool. That damn Repo Man! What shananagins will be pull next!
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on May 8, 2015 5:45:17 GMT -5
My favorite moves were the Frankensteiner and anything with a submission move. When I was little, my favorite feud was Rey Mysterio vs. Dean Malenko because they both did all the cool moves I liked.
I'd also jump off of my bedroom chair onto my bed practicing my sentons and 450s.
Even as a kid, I was a smark that liked high spots and MOOOOVEZ~!
Worst part is...I'm not joking or being snarky.
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Post by KobashiChop on May 8, 2015 11:54:36 GMT -5
I have a scar on the back of my head from cracking it on a bed frame after a teddy bear sandbagged me on a suplex.
I lost a tooth after being driven face first into a bunch of toys when me and my brother were wrestling. Went for a small package. Did not work.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2015 16:49:46 GMT -5
I was the white kid in New England who thought he was D'Lo Brown. WHO SUCKS NOW?!! You're a good egg.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on May 9, 2015 4:37:06 GMT -5
I remember giving a classmate a piledriver at school in the 3rd grade.
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Post by frogsplash45 on May 9, 2015 4:39:36 GMT -5
BOOOOOO, SHUT UP KID HE CAN'T EVEN RESTLE, WE WANT BRYAN, BOOOOOO I just had a good hearty laugh at this.
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