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Post by Big DSR Energy on May 6, 2015 18:37:21 GMT -5
Talking excitedly about your favorite wrestler and play-wrestling your stuffed animals is back in pog form.
The joke was gonna come up eventually.
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Post by thecrusherwi on May 6, 2015 18:46:42 GMT -5
A couple friends of mine got into a fight before school one morning and the one friend actually tried to do a Stunner. How did it turn out? That reminds me of this fight video I saw where this one kid actually did a Swanton Bomb on a kid laying down. Saw a kid give another kid a legit stunner in high school. Just grabbed him by the head and dead weighted him. Kinda worked. No one got hurt though. Almost none of the moves actually work in real life. Almost all the submissions do though.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 6, 2015 18:49:06 GMT -5
Boy bye. I came out the womb knowing the Melzter star rating scale. Wow, I just thought of a baby using a quarter stars and still got angry.
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Johnny Flamingo
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on May 6, 2015 19:06:37 GMT -5
I have a pillow case that I wrote Brock's name on.
I spear it daily and give it multiple superman punches while I pretend it is suplexing me.
With tears in my eyes I spear it a final time and cry out "I believe you will beat Brock! Roman, I believe", yet in the end, he never does and I walk away a broken man. My hero has failed me.
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on May 6, 2015 21:17:12 GMT -5
Lol, I remember the one, single time me and my little brother 3d'd our youngest brother on the trampoline. It was f***ing majestic but it took our poor victim about ten minutes to get up off the mat.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 21:21:21 GMT -5
I wish there was a .gif of me talking about Savio Vega when I was little that I could show my great grandchildren.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 21:26:21 GMT -5
Shit, when alone I still sometimes like to flail around the house doing random moves to the air and mimicking people's taunts and entrances.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on May 6, 2015 21:44:50 GMT -5
I remember my little brother getting up and tossing his Edge action figure into a closet and shutting the door after the first cash in on Cena.
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Post by barelybeastmode on May 6, 2015 21:49:02 GMT -5
I'm 30 and I'm still like this.
Sis told me she tried doing Rusev's taunt in the shower, slipped and nearly busted her ass.
She's 26.
We have no shame. Childlike enthusiasm can last as long as you want it to.
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Post by Error on May 6, 2015 21:55:19 GMT -5
\__0_/ Then Now Forever
Still suplex the dogs too. Pretty easy to hit a beautiful German suplex on a chihuahua.
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LastCall
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Post by LastCall on May 6, 2015 22:03:46 GMT -5
I did wrestling moves to my little brother into a pool long before that one guy videotaped himself doing them to his girlfriend.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on May 6, 2015 22:15:24 GMT -5
Me and my buddy were big into play wrestling. I learned how to throw a completely safe superkick that he could sell like death. And he had a nasty snap suplex.
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Post by suave on May 6, 2015 22:15:56 GMT -5
I remember 4th grade, this was around 2008 or so, me and my best friend were huge WWE marks. We'd talk about wrestling in class, and how we were gonna marry Michelle McCool and Kelly Kelly (respectively) one day and be world famous tag team champions. We tuned into Smackdown every week hoping to see Edge get his ass kicked, and we were both convinced that The Great Khali was the greatest wrestler on the planet. At recess, when most kids would play basketball or football or whatever, we'd cut promos and fight each other. Like, literally fight, two fourth graders trying to make each other tap out in the middle of a parking lot. I don't even watch wrestling anymore, to be honest. I'll just keep tabs with this place, and sometimes tune in if there's a marquee matchup. I miss being a kid, when I didn't worry about girlfriends, or money, or college, or anything like that, all that mattered was a Kane vs. Matt Hardy match on random ass free TV. Those were good times, man.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 22:18:54 GMT -5
I still try to be a fan like your typical mark.
I boo the heels, I cheer the faces. I want the babyface to get his revenge on the heel.
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Post by Curt Hawkins Fan on May 6, 2015 22:52:13 GMT -5
\__0_/ Then Now ForeverStill suplex the dogs too. Pretty easy to hit a beautiful German suplex on a chihuahua. I do the Orton pose at least once a day, starting off when I get out of the shower. There is NOTHING wrong with that!
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on May 7, 2015 1:04:43 GMT -5
These responses make me feel way way way less f***ing weird. In the good way. Much like Lizuka when no one is around I do random moves or taunts to the air, or cut random promos using my remote as a microphone. How awesome would it be to date another wrestling fan as dedicated to Dis Bizness as you? Note to self: find boyfriend who has been a wrestling fan since he was a kid. Return note to self: have fun looking for that unicorn.
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Post by Fauxnaki on May 7, 2015 4:46:23 GMT -5
i always rooted for the underdogs as a kid so i've been getting my dreams ruined by wwe since 92. i remember that time eddie turned on tajiri only for the fans to not want eddie to turn heel and he got pushed to champion but i never forgave him
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Post by FinalGwen on May 7, 2015 6:56:28 GMT -5
When I was a kid my parents made me a thing to wrestle, with pillows as the chest, and pool noodles as the arms and legs. We called him Bob, because if you threw him in the water he'd bob up and down. Always found the F5 one of the most fun moves to do, although had to be careful of hitting the lightbulb.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 7, 2015 7:06:09 GMT -5
I had a hamper full of several small stuffed animals and I would use them in my own wrestling organization. I called it Animal Wrestling Federation. They used a couch cushion as a ring and many of the characters were rip offs of current WWF wrestlers.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 7, 2015 8:04:56 GMT -5
I used to grab my mum's free arm if she was doing something and chokeslam myself on the kitchen floor with her hand.
Also, when I had a new flatpack wardrobe put into my room, the box leftover made a PERFECT breakable table. I waited, somehow, for a week, just so my buddy could come round and chokeslam me through it. It broke perfectly.
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