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Post by Captain & Diet on Jun 10, 2015 18:17:59 GMT -5
According to Amy Schumer, Ziggler is a crossfit obsessed closeted gay man so it'll never work between DZ and Lana.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 18:19:39 GMT -5
According to Amy Schumer, Ziggler is a crossfit obsessed closeted gay man so it'll never work between DZ and Lana. I'm still shocked at the fact they've dated. Then you factor in Ziggler and Britney Spears a few weeks ago, then this Lana thing? Ziggler is getting all the ladies.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Jun 10, 2015 18:21:17 GMT -5
According to Amy Schumer, Ziggler is a crossfit obsessed closeted gay man so it'll never work between DZ and Lana. I'm still shocked at the fact they've dated. Then you factor in Ziggler and Britney Spears a few weeks ago, then this Lana thing? Ziggler is getting all the ladies. He's also currently dating Dana Brooke and has previously dated Nikki Bella.
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Post by Been burned too many times on Jun 10, 2015 18:21:40 GMT -5
lolwwe
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 18:24:52 GMT -5
I'm still shocked at the fact they've dated. Then you factor in Ziggler and Britney Spears a few weeks ago, then this Lana thing? Ziggler is getting all the ladies. He's also currently dating Dana Brooke and has previously dated Nikki Bella. Ziggler is living HBK's 90s gimmick till the wheels fall off. No wonder Vince loves him with all these women.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 10, 2015 18:30:05 GMT -5
If Ziggler is dating Dana, forget Rusev killing Dolph, Lana would get squashed by Dana.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 10, 2015 18:31:29 GMT -5
"Vince feeling that someone like Rusev shouldn’t be able to get a girl like Lana." hey Vince, did you ever stop to think maybe she's happy with him?
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Post by Jiren on Jun 10, 2015 18:35:06 GMT -5
"Vince feeling that someone like Rusev shouldn’t be able to get a girl like Lana." hey Vince, did you ever stop to think maybe she's happy with him?![](http://i61.tinypic.com/5uhe0k.jpg) Who gives a crap about others feelings
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Post by Lancers on Jun 10, 2015 18:47:33 GMT -5
This thread has gone in an unexpected direction. An unexpected direction would be if this debate evolves to discussing whether or not body hair in the lovemaking process is a positive or a negative when engaging in thermodynamic activity under the sheets. Actually...that wouldn't really be all that unexpected here either. And since I brought it up. I say it varies on the body hair. An Eastern European man, historically speaking, has thicker follicles. I worked with a Romanian guy once and I thought he was wearing a brownish sweater underneath his polo shirt. He wasn't. Made Robin Williams look like Marcus Louis. He also wore sandals with socks. Really playing into the stereotype.
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jun 10, 2015 19:16:58 GMT -5
Just cuz Vince pooch punted in his own life doesn't mean he should be hatin on a dude for out kicking his coverage!
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 10, 2015 20:04:58 GMT -5
No Vince, don't turn this into Kevin Sullivan, Nancy and Chris Benoit!
Warning, because...you know....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 20:25:48 GMT -5
If this is true, then what a goddamn jerk Vince is. Wipes out a lot of those random "Vince is a decent fellow" stories that pop up from time to time...
Rusev: "But wait, Vince! I want to spend millions of dollars so she can run for the U.S. Senate!" Vince: "Oh. Well, that's admirable of you. I deem you worthy."
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Post by the2ndevil on Jun 10, 2015 20:45:12 GMT -5
Vince McMahon: Real Person Fan Fic writer (The SADDEST kind of fan fic writer). At least he hasn't taken to erotic friend fiction, yet.
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Jun 10, 2015 20:53:33 GMT -5
Vince is just trying to live vicariously through Lana.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 10, 2015 21:11:58 GMT -5
The show this was said on spends most of its time being very tongue-in-cheek...but the big problem is that I have no problem imagining this being real, given the "Vin-Mc-sanity" factor.
For one thing, stuff like this has happened in the wrestling industry, and likely WWF/WWE, before.
Secondly, if what we've heard about Vince wanting Lana/CJ to become the new "face of the Divas" is true, that might mean she's in the position Sable was once in: Vince being head-over-heels infatuated with her, and wanting to live vicariously through any guys she might be with. Lots of stories have come out over the years about how into Sable Vince was (Russo apparently was, as well), and that's led to speculation concerning the nature of her splitting with Mero. Also noticed them mentioning Debra in there...jokingly, I assume, but I suppose there's a hint of "smoke = fire" going on here.
Anyway, yeah, I'm guessing this is mostly joking around, but it's creepy as all hell that it's easy to imagine as true.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 10, 2015 21:22:23 GMT -5
Yes, the atmosphere of the Bryan and Vinnie (and Craig) Show is very jovial. Like I said earlier, this thread title is very misleading, especially with the use of something in quotation marks.
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Post by gr1990 on Jun 10, 2015 21:24:34 GMT -5
Well yeah, but the whole 'haha, they're gonna break up now, that's what ALWAYS happens' thing is a bit immature of people who supposedly have multiple sources inside WWE, regardless of the context, especially bringing it up on multiple occasions. And just generally real-naming wrestlers always gives off a 'see how much of an insider I am?' vibe. You shouldn't ignore the context. The Bryan & Vinny show is comedic in nature and they had to look up what Rusev and Lana's real names were just before that part of the conversation. I understand the impression you've gotten from just reading a brief transcript but as someone who listened to that episode I can tell you the vibe was completely different than what you think it was. Ah right, fair enough then. I have listened to their show in the past and enjoyed it, this particular joke just sounded a little mean-spirited out of context but within context not really
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jun 10, 2015 21:40:45 GMT -5
Three things: 1. This is most likely Bryan & Vinny joking around.
2. Vince McMahon apparently entered the Tyson Zone years ago.
3. Vince right now is probably writing a very strongly-worded letter to J.K. Rowling about how a rat-faced little ginger troll like Ron Weasley should've never gotten with a lady as beautiful & buxom as Hermione Granger.
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Post by berlynwright on Jun 10, 2015 21:43:03 GMT -5
Alvarez is a disrespectful douche
Meltzer is believable at times. But this is really a far fetched rumor
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 21:51:21 GMT -5
Doesn't Vince have a "real man" hard-on though? You'd think he'd love Rusev, and be fully supportive of any ass he gets.
Though he may have an issue with Rusev's lack of pectoral definition...
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