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Post by Main Eventer on Jun 10, 2015 21:58:27 GMT -5
I hope Vince's attempts to break them up are like 80's sitcoms. I can picture Vince dressing in drag and hitting on Rusev to get Lana to break up with him.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jun 11, 2015 0:00:01 GMT -5
I have heard so many insane-Vince stories over the years that I am unashamed in declaring I totally believe this, even without bothering to check sources or mull it over for more than a few minutes.
It could very easily be false, and yet at the same time, I can easily see the old lunatic doing something like this.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jun 11, 2015 0:23:49 GMT -5
If Vince doesn't like guys going out with girls out of their league, explain Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella. And don't get me started on the Miz and Maryse... Brie and especially Maryse aren't "out of their league" in any way. Plastic tits, platinum hair and a spray tan isn't a substitute for personality. Bryan and Miz are nice, likeable guys. Maybe these people aren't as shallow and vain as Vince appears to be.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 11, 2015 0:55:35 GMT -5
3. Vince right now is probably writing a very strongly-worded letter to J.K. Rowling about how a rat-faced little ginger troll like Ron Weasley should've never gotten with a lady as beautiful & buxom as Hermione Granger. Harry Potter's last movie came out in 2011, it'll be another 30 years before Vince finds this out. He's probably more angry about the fact that Friends is trying to make Rachel and Joey happen right about now.
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Post by Ryushinku on Jun 11, 2015 2:34:54 GMT -5
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 11, 2015 2:52:43 GMT -5
If Vince doesn't like guys going out with girls out of their league, explain Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella. And don't get me started on the Miz and Maryse... Brie and especially Maryse aren't "out of their league" in any way. Plastic tits, platinum hair and a spray tan isn't a substitute for personality. Bryan and Miz are nice, likeable guys. Maybe these people aren't as shallow and vain as Vince appears to be. I like how you mentioned that looks don't matter and things like personality are important in the same sentence where you basically implied that Brie and Maryse as plastic bimbos. Also, Brie, not Nikki, so that's not a fair statement to make either.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 11, 2015 3:09:40 GMT -5
That Spirit Squad guy who was dating Torrie Wilson said something similar to this, that if you are dating a Diva and WWE management thinks you are unworthy, they'll resent you for it.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jun 11, 2015 3:36:40 GMT -5
I feel that Vince must have a life-threatening disease or something that's only given him a few months left, so he's booking this angle so he can get killed by a scorned Bulgarian man who lost the love of his life to a concussed stand-up comedian wannabe.
I don't think Lana will do it, though. Those kisses she's given Dolph have had negative chemistry behind them and I feel awkward having to watch it. It must kill Ziggler's confidence a little to see such a hot piece of ass seem physically repulsed by having to kiss him.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 11, 2015 4:51:55 GMT -5
Lana is punching above her weight. Well, yeah. I mean, Rusev looks like a pretty hefty guy. I don't think Lana would be able to lift someone as heavy as Rusev and all.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 4:56:40 GMT -5
If this was anyone but Vince I wouldn't believe it...but he's insane so I'll believe it.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 11, 2015 6:11:57 GMT -5
'Lana I'm going to have to speak to about your fulfilling relationship with a guy you clearly love.'
'Yes Vince?'
'It's going to have to end because you're clearly out of his league. He's wide and hairy, a 5 at best and you're an 8 so it's clearly not going to last.'
'But we've been together for years now and have just bought a house!'
'That doesn't change the fact you're still out of his league, wouldn't you rather be with someone closer to you on the looks scale like Roman Reigns?'
'But Reigns is married!'
'Hey, that didn't stop John Cena and Mickie James or Edge and Lita and they both had amazing careers.'
'Edge and Cena, yes. Mickie James was painted as a fat pig and persecuted on air then fired when the relationship went south and you held a 'ho sale' to dump on Lita when she left the company...'
'...Rusev smells funny, dump him.'
Seriously, if there's any truth to her being pressured to end a relationship because of the whims of management, she needs to get legal advice.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 11, 2015 9:40:09 GMT -5
3. Vince right now is probably writing a very strongly-worded letter to J.K. Rowling about how a rat-faced little ginger troll like Ron Weasley should've never gotten with a lady as beautiful & buxom as Hermione Granger. Harry Potter's last movie came out in 2011, it'll be another 30 years before Vince finds this out. He's probably more angry about the fact that Friends is trying to make Rachel and Joey happen right about now. "Dear M*A*S*H, How can you have Hotlips be with a ferret face like Frank Burns. It is unacceptable. Also Alan Alda is a B+ player and Wayne Rogers needs to be the star."
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Post by brody on Jun 11, 2015 9:42:34 GMT -5
Since Dolph and her have to be together for maybe an hour a day, Rusev should have little to worry about.
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Post by JTG Fan on Jun 11, 2015 10:15:43 GMT -5
That Spirit Squad guy who was dating Torrie Wilson said something similar to this, that if you are dating a Diva and WWE management thinks you are unworthy, they'll resent you for it. I think Kenny Dykstra said something along those lines in regards to his relationship with Mickie James.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 11, 2015 10:18:57 GMT -5
Since Dolph and her have to be together for maybe an hour a day, Rusev should have little to worry about. Hopefully it never gets like where Benoit and Nancy were told to travel together to further work the fans that come across them. They booked the end of the Sullivan's marriage that way (not that there were not rumors suggesting that it was a troubled relationship anyways).
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jun 11, 2015 10:24:52 GMT -5
Since Dolph and her have to be together for maybe an hour a day, Rusev should have little to worry about. Hopefully it never gets like where Benoit and Nancy were told to travel together to further work the fans that come across them. They booked the end of the Sullivan's marriage that way (not that there were not rumors suggesting that it was a troubled relationship anyways). Eh, I doubt it. At this point, things like wikipedia and twitter exist to parse out the minutia of celebrity's lives, so people, anyone that would care at least, probably knows that CJ and Miroslav are together, even if Lana and Rusev aren't.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 11, 2015 10:37:36 GMT -5
Hopefully it never gets like where Benoit and Nancy were told to travel together to further work the fans that come across them. They booked the end of the Sullivan's marriage that way (not that there were not rumors suggesting that it was a troubled relationship anyways). Eh, I doubt it. At this point, things like wikipedia and twitter exist to parse out the minutia of celebrity's lives, so people, anyone that would care at least, probably knows that CJ and Miroslav are together, even if Lana and Rusev aren't. Sure. YOU know that. I know that. Everyone here knows that. VINCE, on the other hand, is by all accounts still behind in the times and still wants to run his company like he did in the 80's.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jun 11, 2015 10:38:31 GMT -5
Eh, I doubt it. At this point, things like wikipedia and twitter exist to parse out the minutia of celebrity's lives, so people, anyone that would care at least, probably knows that CJ and Miroslav are together, even if Lana and Rusev aren't. Sure. YOU know that. I know that. Everyone here knows that. VINCE, on the other hand, is by all accounts still behind in the times and still wants to run his company like he did in the 80's. Touche. So once again, we're back to plausible.
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Post by rippo on Jun 11, 2015 10:53:51 GMT -5
When Vince's plan fails, he'll just repackage Rusev as "The Russian Love Machine" to satisfy his own ego.
His new finisher? "From Russia, with Love."
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jun 11, 2015 12:11:18 GMT -5
Brie and especially Maryse aren't "out of their league" in any way. Plastic tits, platinum hair and a spray tan isn't a substitute for personality. Bryan and Miz are nice, likeable guys. Maybe these people aren't as shallow and vain as Vince appears to be. I like how you mentioned that looks don't matter and things like personality are important in the same sentence where you basically implied that Brie and Maryse as plastic bimbos. Also, Brie, not Nikki, so that's not a fair statement to make either. Brie is the one mentioned as a wrestler's wife. And I'm saying that Miz and Bryan are nice guys who can't be seen as "below" their women simply because they're perceived as not as attractive. And that it also does a disservice to the women that they are only seen for their appearance.
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