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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 27, 2022 22:16:35 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have another Tag Team Grand Prix!! 16 teams will battle it out in a tournament to earn 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the Tag Team Championships!! So let's get to the action with Round one!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 7, 2022 22:31:53 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we continue the Tag Team Grand Prix!! 8 teams left, 4 look to move on to the semis!! Also tonight, Kidd Bandit looks to continue his winning streak as he faces Kid Lightning!! Also, Darby Allin looks to gain some vengeance for his mentor Sting as he battles MINORU SUZUKI!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 11, 2022 23:58:19 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, I'm Head Referee Bryce Remsburg, bringing you a FPCW Special Update! On the next episode of FPCW LIVE!!, a special edition called Halftime Heat, we will have the semis and finals of the FPCW Grand Prix! Unfortunately, since the match between Evil Uno & Stu Grayson and John Silver & Alex Reynolds went to a tie, they are both eliminated from the tournament, giving the Nightmare Warriors a bye into the finals. But Commissioner Excalibur is making them have a match in the name of fairness. And the opponents they have to face before going to the finals are the Tag Team Champions, Pegasus Seiya & Adam Bomb!" "Also at Halftime Heat, we will be having the Women's GOLDEN TICKET Challenge! 8 ladies look to earn a shot at the FPCW Women's Championship!! And speaking of championships, the Parts Unknown Openweight Championship will be on the line as JC Cassidy, the Resilient Rookie, defends against the Protagonist of Pro Wrestling, Kidd Bandit! Also, HOOK defends the Young Lions Cup in an open challenge, and Jon Moxley challenges Nick Mondo for the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship!! Also, the blood feud between Suzuki-Gun and Wild Force continues, as Darby Allin faces Minoru Suzuki in an I QUIT MATCH!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 13, 2022 23:17:27 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to a special edition of FPCW Live! HALFTIME HEAT!! Tonight, the Tag Team Grand Prix will be completed, titles are on the line, a GOLDEN TICKET will be earned by one of 8 ladies, and we see an I QUIT MATCH!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 22, 2022 18:27:38 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
"Welcome to FPCW BROKEN HEARTS!! Hello wrestling fans, I'm Mauro Ranallo, bringing you another holiday show from the FPCW Arena! Tonight, we have multiple titles on the line, blood feuds that are boiling over, and showcases of some of the hottest wrestlers today! So let's get to the action!" Opening Bout: Tiger Mask Z v. Sammy Guevara{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Sammy Guevara reverses a Tombstone Piledriver, picking up the win over one of the members of Tiger's Den!" Second Bout: Von Erichs 2.0 v. New Freebirds{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"While most of the original Von Erichs are Freebirds are long gone, this feud still continues on, as the next gen Von Erichs fall to the New Freebirds!" Third Bout: Riot Control v. Big Bison{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Riot Control gains a bit of revenge against Big Bison for interfering at Halftime Heat, taking down the Native Warrior!!" Fourth Bout: Ruby Soho v. Mickie James{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Impact Knockouts Champion picks up the win after a hard fought battle between these two ladies!" Fifth Bout: Roppongi Vice v. Team Canada{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"The young guns of Team Canada pick up a shocking win here, taking down the former IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Champions!!" Sixth Bout: Yuka Sakazaki v. Serena Deeb{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Serena Deeb got more than she bargained for, as the Magical Girl surprised her with an array of quick attacks!" Seventh Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: JC Cassidy (c) v. Diamond Dallas Page{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Even the Master of the Diamond Cutter was not enough to take down the Resilient Rookie, and Cassidy continues his record reign as FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Champion!!" Eighth Bout: Kris Statlander v. Leyla Hirsch{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Even though Statlander was victorious on this occasion, this spat is far from over between these two ladies!" Ninth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: CM Waters (c) v. Wheeler YUTA{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Waters picks up another win, successfully defending the Silver Star Championship against Wheeler YUTA!" Tenth Bout: Eddie Kingston v. Chris Jericho{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Kingston continues to pound away, as officials start to separate the two, neither one wanting to end the fight!!* Eleventh Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Pegasus Seiya & Adam Bomb (c) v. The Bowman Bros.{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Bowman Bros. slide out of the ring, celebrating as they are handed the FPCW Tag Team Championships! Adam Bomb checks on Seiya, a look of disappointment on his face as they lose the tag titles here.* Main Event: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) v. Minoru Suzuki{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Rainmaker continues to reign as King in New Japan, as he takes down Minoru Suzuki!! That is all for FPCW BROKEN HEARTS! This is Mauro Ranallo saying Good Night!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 5, 2022 19:27:03 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have a number of matches involving Watersfall Industries. Also, the holder of the Women's Golden Ticket Challenge, Lexes Mercury, battles Lady Frost! And the Main Event is Champion vs. Champion, as IWGP Heavyweight Champion Kazuchika Okada battles FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral!!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 7, 2022 0:22:09 GMT -5
*After his match with Okada, Lapis slowly gets to his feet, Desert Sun walking out to help him up after that hard fought battle. Then....*
*The fans ERUPT, as out walks "Hangman" Adam Page!! The current AEW World Champion walks down to the ring, the Golden Ticket in hand. He gets in the ring, looking at Lapis and Desert Sun. He grabs a pen, signing the ticket, and handing it to Lapis, saying to him, "See you at the Pay-Per-View," before walking back out of the ring, heading back up the ramp, as Lapis and Desert Sun look on.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 9, 2022 22:47:39 GMT -5
"Wrestling fans, this is your FPCW Commissioner Excalibur with an announcement. Not only has Hangman Adam Page signed his Golden Ticket to face FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral at the next Pay-Per-View, FPCW Battle Lines, but Lexes Mercury has also signed her Golden Ticket to face Shayna Baszler for the FPCW Women's Championship! Also, we will be having matches to determine who faces the Young Lions Cup Champion Hook and the Silver Star Champion CM Waters in the upcoming weeks!"
"Also, on the next FPCW Live!, FPCW Original TrainWreck returns to action, as he faces off against the "Savage Gentleman" Victor Benjamin, in which the winner will challenge JC Cassidy for the Parts Unknown Openweight Champ-"
*Excalibur is interrupted, as Shayna Baszler walks into camera view.*
"Excuse me, Commissioner. I have some things to say. I don't care who you think you are, Lexes Mercury. You may be the latest to join the FPCW Women's Division, but that's not gonna matter. I won this title by beating the former 5-time Champion. I nearly snapped her ankle. You better come prepared, or your run here will be short-lived, thanks to the Queen of Spades."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 10, 2022 20:04:09 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW Live! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and we've got another great night of action for you!"
"In this episode, we have Women's Tag Team action, as the Magical Sugar Rabbits battle Hikaru Shida & Riho. Also, Pretty Proper is in singles action, as Lady Frost faces off against Kris Statlander, and Victor Benjamin goes toe to toe with former FPCW Grand Champion TrainWreck!"
"Also, we have more from Watersfall Industries, as For the Love of Money battles Team Canada and Jack "The Ripper" Norrington takes on El Tigre Azul! Also, a first time matchup, as Adam Bomb faces off against Blue Riott!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 11, 2022 23:28:02 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, where we see Adam Bomb pacing back and forth, a look of frustration on his face.*
"You know, I'm a bit peeved right now. Not because I lost to Blue Riott. Blue is a young up and coming talented wrestler. I'm pissed because Keith Lee decided to stick his nose where it didn't belong."
"Lee, you want to make a name for yourself in this company? Well, you picked the wrong bull to grapple horns with. I've been in this company since it began 6 1/2 years ago. I am the second longest reigning Grand Champion in Fire Pro Championship Wrestling. I won the King of Trios TWICE. I'm one of only two people that have that accomplishment in this company."
"You want to draw that battle line with me? Well, at FPCW Battle Lines, I am going to step across that line, and I'm gonna tear you apart. We'll see how Limitless you are once the Dakota Demolisher is through with you."
*He shoves the camera man before walking away.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 17, 2022 19:32:23 GMT -5
"Wrestling Fans, I am the Commissioner of FPCW, Excalibur, and with me is the FPCW Grand Champion, Lapis Umbral, and his lovely Royal Consort, Desert Sun. Now, Lapis, before we get to Desert Sun's match on the next episode of FPCW Live, I have confirmed that Hangman Adam Page has signed his Golden Ticket, and you will face him at FPCW Battle Lines for the FPCW Grand Championship."
"That is correct, Excalibur. But this one will be a little different. This time, I will have three others at ringside with me, while he also has three others at ringside with him. This time, there will be no disqualifications, no count-outs, and it will be an Everfree Street Fight!!"
"That will surely be an intense battle at FPCW Battle Lines! Now, Desert Sun, on the next episode of FPCW Live, you will face off against the New Professor of Professional Wrestling, Serena Deeb. How have you prepared for th-"
*Excalibur is interrupted, as in walks Dr. Britt Baker, DMD!!*
"Excalibur, enough of this. We've seen enough of this "Royal" Power Couple. We need to be talking about how I was robbed of my Women's Championship just last night. It was completely unfair, and -"
*Britt's cut off, as Desert Sun stops her mid sentence, looking at her.*
"First off, this isn't gonna be like AEW, where you can waltz in on your own accord, interrupt others like you have no class. I will not tolerate this disrespect."
*Baker looks at her, a bit surprised, but a smirk comes on her face.*
"Oooh, the Royal Lady has some bite. Well, listen, princess. You can just waltz back to your castle, and hopefully please your man, while I-"
*She doesn't get a chance to finish, as Desert Sun DRILLS her with a vicious elbow!! She starts pounding away on Baker, as officials and Lapis separate the two. Desert Sun is shouting all sorts of profanities at Baker, as Baker tries to regain her composure.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 17, 2022 23:03:00 GMT -5
*The crowd erupts, as out walks the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Champion, JON MOXLEY!! He walks through the crowd, hopping the rail, as he gets in the ring, holding the title in the air. He grabs a mic, as he looks out at the crowd.*
"You know, it's really good being back in front of all of you. It's great to be here, after all I've been through..."
*The fans chant "WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!!"*
"You don't know how much that means to me. But enough of the cutesy crap! I came back, and beat Sick Nick Mondo for this Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship!! And now, I'm here to issue an open challenge. If anyone in the wrestling business thinks they have the balls to step in the ring and go to war with me, I'm rolling out the welcome mat for you! Just step on up, and I'll make your life a living hell."
*The fans ERUPT, and Moxley looks up, surprised, as out walks CM PUNK!! He slowly walks down the ramp, as the fans sing along to Miseria Cantare. He gets in the ring, as the two stare each other down. They both look at the title, and Punk says, "See you at Battle Lines..."*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 18, 2022 19:21:23 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we are on the last stop before FPCW Battle Lines! Tonight, For the Love of Money looks to earn their third point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the FPCW Tag Team titles! But they have to go through the slippery and tricky Los Ice Creams!"
"We also have two 6-Pack challenges, where the winners will face off for a shot at the FPCW Young Lions Cup!! And we also have a 6-Pack challenge to see who will face CM Waters for the FPCW Silver Star Championship."
"The Morning Flower, Desert Sun, makes her return as she battles Serena Deeb! And a redebut of sorts, as the Grim Reaper makes his return, battling Fuego del Sol!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 31, 2022 20:27:24 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW BATTLE LINES!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we've got an action-packed lineup! Titles on the line! Feuds boiling over! So let's not waste any time and get to the action!!" Opening Bout: El Tigre Azul v. Riot Control{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Security of Watersfall Industries picks up an impressive win over El Tigre Azul!!" Second Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: JC Cassidy (c) v. TrainWreck{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the FPCW Original adds another title to his resume, ending the longest reign in the history of the Parts Unknown Openweight Championship! But Cassidy didn't go down easy, as he gave it everything to take down TrainWreck!!" Third Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Hook (c) v. Kidd Bandit{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Kidd Bandit sits up, holding their hands up in victory. Bryce walks over, handing Kidd the Young Lions Cup. They hold it up in victory, as Bryce raises their arm.*
"A historic night here, as Kidd Bandit becomes the first non-binary wrestler to win the FPCW Young Lions Cup, and the first non-binary wrestler to hold a championship in Fire Pro Championship Wrestling!!" Fourth Bout: Adam Bomb v. Keith Lee{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Adam Bomb holds his hands high, before looking over at Lee. He stares down the big man, before sliding out of the ring.* Fifth Bout: Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship: Jon Moxley (c) v. CM Punk{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"A brutal war between these two, but Moxley is able to survive to retain the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship!!" Sixth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: CM Waters (c) v. Jaysin Strife{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Bulletproof Tiger is victorious, picking up his first championship here in Fire Pro Championship Wrestling!!" Seventh Bout: Desert Sun v. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Desert Sun holds her hands high, but doesn't see Baker get up. She turns around, and Baker DRILLS HER IN THE FACE!! Baker sizes her up, and drops Desert Sun with a CURB STOMP!! She mouths off as the officials tend to Desert Sun!* Eighth Bout: Steel Cage Match: Von Erichs 2.0 v. New Freebirds{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Von Erichs pick up a win this time, but I'm certain the war is far from over!!" Ninth Bout: 2/3 Falls: Magical Sugar Rabbits v. Hikaru Shida & Riho{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And despite the interference by the Women's Champion Shayna Baszler, the Magical Sugar Rabbits are able to pick up the win here! And Yuka Sakazaki picks up her third point, while Mizuki picks up her second point!!" Tenth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Shayna Baszler (c) v. Lexes Mercury{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Lexes Mercury makes history, becoming the first transgender woman to win the FPCW Women's Championship!!" Eleventh Bout: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) v. Eddie Kingston{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Okada holds the belt high, but he turns around, and EATS A KENDO STICK IN THE FACE!!! The camera pans, and we see JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!! He looks down, before grabbing the belt, holding it high, as the fans boo him!* Twelfth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Bowman Bros. (c) v. For the Love of Money{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"While he may have lost the title early in the show, CM Waters will definitely be pleased, as For the Love of Money brings the FPCW Tag Team titles back to Watersfall Industries!!" Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Everfree Street Fight: Lapis Umbral (c) v. Hangman Adam Page{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Lapis Umbral picks up the win, retaining the gold once again over the Hangman!! Fans, that is all we have for you tonight!! This is Mauro Ranallo signing off!! Good night, everybody!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 2, 2022 23:10:45 GMT -5
*The crowd boos intensely, as out walks JUSTIN CREDIBLE. Kendo stick in hand, he poses for a moment, before walking down to the ring. He grabs a mic as the fans continue to boo him.*
"So people have been asking why I attacked Okada at FPCW Battle Lines. It's very simple. Simple enough for you dumb f***s. It's about respect. Let me tell you a little tale. Back in 1999 to early 2000, ECW was dying. Guys were jumping left and right. Shane Douglas, the Dudley Boyz, Taz, Raven, Mike Awesome WHEN HE WAS THE ECW WORLD CHAMPION! I put that promotion on my back and held it up. But did I get any recognition or thanks for it? NO. Everyone just mocked me, saying I wasn't worthy of being ECW World Heavyweight Champion. Well now, I'm just going to take the respect I deserve. Starting with Kazuchika Okada. I'm gonna beat the piss out of all his little playmates in CHAOS/Best Friends, and then I'm gonna take that IWGP Gold from him. Because I'm not just the coolest. I'm not just the greatest. I'm Justin Credible!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 6, 2022 17:53:39 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have another action packed lineup for you!"
"On this episode of FPCW LIVE!!, we see a battle of couples, as FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral and his consort, Desert Sun, battle Adam Cole (BAY BAY!!) and his girlfriend, Dr. Britt Baker (D.M.D.)!"
"Also, Justin Credible begins his war against CHAOS!/Best Friends, as he battles the newly crowned Ring of Honor Pure Champion, Wheeler YUTA!"
"The war between Tigers Den and Watersfall Industries continues, as Tigger Mask battles one half of the newly crowned FPCW Tag Team Champions, "Money Made" Julian Richards."
"Mizuki looks for revenge and three points, as she battles former FPCW Women's Champion, Shayna Baszler, after Baszler interfered in the 2/3 Falls Tag Match at FPCW Battle Lines!"
"Also, a battle of two of the best in the indies, as "Cold Stone" Tim Boston battles Avery Good!"
"And Pretty Peter Avalon looks at a large challenge, as he faces the Lord of the Dead, the Grim Reaper!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 13, 2022 18:33:08 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have a solid lineup for you! Justin Credible's war with CHAOS/Best Friends continues, as the Impact Players face off against the Best Friends, while Rhino battles Ring of Honor Pure Champion Wheeler YUTA!!"
"Another feud continuing is the feud between Desert Sun and Britt Baker, as the ladies tango in tag team action! Desert Sun pairs with an unfamiliar partner, Lady Frost, while Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, teams with Jamie Hayter!!"
"Also in action, the former Tag Team Champions, Pegasus Seiya & Adam Bomb, team up again to face off against the young talented brother duo, Top Flight!"
"And speaking of champions, three former Ring of Honor World Champions collide in a triple threat match, as CM Punk, Samoa Joe, and Bryan Danielson all go toe to toe!"
"And a Lone Wolf returns, as Cody Hall will go up against Lou King Sharp!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 20, 2022 18:08:15 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we are at the last stop before FPCW Showdown!! Tonight, Justin Credible continues his war against CHAOS! as he battles Orange Cassidy! Also, FTR is in action, looking to move towards contention of the FPCW Tag Team Titles, as they battle a new team debuting, the Shook Crew!"
"Speaking of champions, former Tag Team Champs Adam Bomb and Pegasus Seiya are in action, as Adam Bomb battles De'Lorian Diggs, and Seiya faces off against Ricky Starks!! Cody Hall continues his impressive return, as he battles Hermit Crab! And Jon Moxley defends his Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship in the Main Event against Rhino!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 24, 2022 16:33:10 GMT -5
*Adam Bomb sits in a locker room by himself, absolutely frustrated. He hears the door open and in walks Pegasus Seiya and Hangman Adam Page.*
"Look, I know you're a bit frustrated right now..."
*Adam Bomb chuckles.*
"Frustrated? Oh no. No no no, Hangman. I am LIVID!! I was THIS CLOSE to three points! I was THIS CLOSE to earning a shot at the Grand Championship being held by the man I LOST IT TO!! And now, I am back at square one, thanks to DE'LORIAN DIGGS!! Well guess what? I want to make an example. So I talked to FPCW Commissioner Excalibur, and it's gonna be us three against Diggs and Top Flight at FPCW SHOWDOWN, for the FPCW King of Trios. We're gonna show EVERYONE that we're not to be taken lightly!"
*Adam Bomb walks out in a huff, leaving Seiya and Page looking at each other for a moment.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 25, 2022 22:11:03 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to a FPCW SPECIAL UPDATE!! I'm your FPCW Commissioner, Excalibur, and I'm here to bring you the rundown of our next pay-per-view, FPCW SHOWDOWN!!" "The heat between Wheeler YUTA and Trent? has become too much to handle for the world of professional wrestling. Both have wanted to tear each other's heads off, so they're going to do so!" "FTR looked to build momentum towards a shot at the Tag Titles, but they got upset by the debuting Shook Crew! FTR looks to gain a bit of revenge, as they take on Shook Crew in a 2/3 Falls Match!!" "Lexes Mercury looks to retain her Women's Championship, as she defends against the Magical Girl, Yuka Sakazaki!!" "The King of Trios are also on the line, as Adam Bomb, Pegasus Seiya, and Hangman Page defend against the trio of De'Lorian Diggs and Top Flight!! Adam Bomb made this challenge after a loss to Diggs, despite the hesitancy of Page and Seiya!" "The feud between Watersfall Industries and Tigers Den comes to a head, as the two stables battle in an 8-man elimination tag!" "Speaking of tag matches, Cody Hall surprising teams with Akira Motonari against Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad! Motonari appeared in Hall's match against Hermit Crab, assisting him against the corrupt crustacean!" "Also in Women's Division action, Kris Statlander battles Taya Valkyrie, while Hikaru Shida and Serena Deeb continue their blood feud in an I QUIT MATCH!!" "Other Championships on the line include Jaysin Strife defending the FPCW Silver Star Championship against Suzuki-Gun's Scott Reiner and TrainWreck defends the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship against Minoru Suzuki!!" "Speaking of Champions, FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral will be in action, as the Dark Prince of Everfree tangles with DDT Pro Wrestling's Konosuke Takeshita!" "And in the Main Event, IWGP Heavyweight Champion Kazuchika Okada defends against Justin Credible! Credible has made it his mission to raise as much hell with CHAOS and Best Friends! And it has proven enough of a thorn in the side that Okada has accepted Credible's challenge!" "Tune in when all the action goes down at FPCW SHOWDOWN!! This is FPCW Commissioner Excalibur signing off!!"
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