Formerly the artist known as bigbackbodydrop, Mr Excitement, Mr Not That Exciting Anymore, Mr Wilson Might Be Exciting, Wilson Wilson Jr Is Intriguing, Sgt Arthur Wilson, Prick (the P is silent), Richie Twat, Richard Davies and Beach Black 92.
Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 19, 2015 7:22:30 GMT -5
I was walking down the street the other day and saw a man and a dog at the corner. I asked the man "does your dog bite?" "Nope,"he replied. So I went to pat the dog and he jumped up and bite my hand! "That's not my dog" the man said.
Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 23, 2015 19:34:14 GMT -5
I was walking past a cemetery the other day and saw a man drop to knees before a grave. He started to wail and cry, "Why? Why did you die? It's so unfair! I wish it was me instead!" "I'm so sorry," I said, "was this your wife?" "No," he said, "my wife's 1st husband."
Why do teen girls hang around in odd number groups?
Because they literally can't even.
No pictures, no gimmicks
Magic's list of people he's f***ing with rn: John Cena (Da God) Rey Mysterio (Living Legend) Handsome Rusev (New Japan, strap him up) R-Truth (He saves every segment he's in) Charlotte (The Queen) Hiroshi Tanahashi (Da God of NJPW) Bandido (Mans is too nice) Ricky Starks (Stroke Daddy)