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Post by DSR on Dec 22, 2018 2:11:40 GMT -5
So, if there was a Lord of the Rings arcade game, could you play it with quarters, or would you need J.R.R. Tokens?
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 22, 2018 2:29:16 GMT -5
Q: What's the downside to bigamy?
A: More than one mother-in-law.
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Post by blissified on Dec 22, 2018 19:10:29 GMT -5
Where do poor meatballs live?
The spaghetto.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 28, 2018 17:12:15 GMT -5
my dad worked on a highway crew, but got fired for stealing. i didn't want to believe it but when i got home all the signs were there.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 28, 2018 17:51:25 GMT -5
I've gotten a lot of great gifts over holidays past, but the one gift that's always stuck with me was a bottle of super glue.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 28, 2018 19:03:16 GMT -5
Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
A: They take the psychopath.
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Post by blissified on Dec 28, 2018 19:11:45 GMT -5
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom.
First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 28, 2018 23:54:42 GMT -5
A man walks into a tailor shop in Athens and throws a pair of trousers on the counter. The clerk smiles and asks, “Euripides?” The customer nods and says, “Eumenides?”
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 29, 2018 0:21:54 GMT -5
Q: What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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Post by blissified on Dec 29, 2018 1:12:42 GMT -5
Before becoming one of the biggest WWE superstars of all time, The Rock was addicted to heroin.
Fortunately, he decided to lay the smack down.
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Post by blissified on Dec 29, 2018 9:06:04 GMT -5
What was Chris Stapleton's only request to Vince?
Fire a Bray.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 29, 2018 10:13:28 GMT -5
There was this crime scene with a body, and one detective thought the person’s death was in foul play. The other detective asked her partner, “dude, he got killed from playing with some birds?”
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Post by blissified on Dec 29, 2018 14:54:31 GMT -5
Trees make me nervous. No reason really, they just always seemed kinda shady to me.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 4, 2019 22:12:31 GMT -5
did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
they each got six months.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 4, 2019 23:53:33 GMT -5
Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?
A. Your spine
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Post by blissified on Jan 4, 2019 23:57:40 GMT -5
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month!
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 11, 2019 9:20:31 GMT -5
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. Well, technically speaking, it's 25 sizes larger... I remember hearing that same joke during the 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania... which was actually an FCW event that took place on March 31st, 2010: www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=63195
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jan 11, 2019 15:44:03 GMT -5
Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath. And if they want to make friends? They take the sociopath
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jan 11, 2019 16:14:55 GMT -5
How does a dog stop watching a movie?
It hits paws. 🐾
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Post by blissified on Jan 11, 2019 16:27:13 GMT -5
What do you call it when a Snowman loses his temper?
A meltdown
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