metylerca
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Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
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Post by metylerca on Nov 19, 2015 19:27:35 GMT -5
Chris Jericho invited internet porn Where? To his house? Backstage? The entire internet porn universe? |
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 19, 2015 19:32:07 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 19, 2015 19:34:39 GMT -5
She should take it.
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Sparkybob
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 19, 2015 19:43:16 GMT -5
Chris Jericho invited internet porn Invited it where?  Dammit! meant invented :/ |
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 19, 2015 20:22:46 GMT -5
Eva Marie stars in Better off Red.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Nov 19, 2015 20:26:41 GMT -5
And she'd still get in the Hall of Fame before Chyna.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Nov 19, 2015 20:38:29 GMT -5
May be the first time she works with someone stiff
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Post by bootytea on Nov 19, 2015 21:17:45 GMT -5
I would only pay for that if she agrees to gain 100 pounds.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 19, 2015 21:18:20 GMT -5
*awaits for I <3 <3 <3 AJ Lee to find this thread*
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 19, 2015 21:36:16 GMT -5
"Hey, if your career blows up in your face, come have many more things blow up in your face."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2015 21:39:07 GMT -5
Always the wrestlers I DON'T find attractive get these offers. Bleh.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 19, 2015 21:42:18 GMT -5
To bad they won't let this be a story on Total Divas just to see the others get jealous. I can see them being like even though they wouldn't do at least they'd like the offer. And brother Bella be like, "So did John get an offer?".
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 19, 2015 21:46:59 GMT -5
Why not Bull Dempsey?!?!
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 19, 2015 22:02:54 GMT -5
She'd probably need extensive training just to reach a mediocre level in porn too.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 19, 2015 22:07:06 GMT -5
You want to give Cageking a heart attack with that development? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2015 22:14:22 GMT -5
To bad they won't let this be a story on Total Divas just to see the others get jealous. I can see them being like even though they wouldn't do at least they'd like the offer. And brother Bella be like, "So did John get an offer?". Brie: "Nicole, you're seriously upset that they didn't offer you a porn deal?" Nikki: "I've busted MY ASS for this. If Eva thinks she'll go and bust HER ass in porn before ME... She--" *JJ bursts into the house out of breath* JJ: "Nicole... *heavy breathing* Is John going to... *heavy breathing* show his dick?!" Nikki: "What? No, John has nothing to do with this." JJ: "Oh... *sigh* Okay... *heavy breathing* I'll see you later." Brie: "Did you run all the way here?" JJ: "*heavy breathing*... Don't be a bitch, Brie." |
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 19, 2015 22:16:59 GMT -5
Please no. I don't need her ruining two things I love.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Nov 19, 2015 22:20:29 GMT -5
This somehow results in a match at Survivor Series 2016: Team Faux Redheads led by Eva Marie vs. Team Real Redheads led by Faye Reagan.
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Nov 19, 2015 22:21:27 GMT -5
First my wrestling and now my porn? Is there anything I love that she won't try to ruin?
Is she going to join Bayside as their tambourine player?
Is she going to replace Princesses Peach and Zelda in their respective game series?
Is she going to superimpose herself into 20 year old episodes of The Simpsons?
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Nov 19, 2015 22:21:41 GMT -5
I don't know why they'd make Eva Marie an offer. Yeah she's hot, but she comes off as someone who would be so boring in bed. The kind that would just lay there and make the guy do all the work. You know who looks like they'd give you an awesome porn? Asuka, that's who.
And man, Charlie Sheen must've really done a number on the porn industry if they're resorting to making blanket offers to pro wrestlers. Are there no actual porn stars anymore? Does Lisa Ann need to become porn's version of Terry Funk and come out of retirement again?
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