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Post by xCompackx on Nov 19, 2015 22:39:28 GMT -5
I don't know why they'd make Eva Marie an offer. Yeah she's hot, but she comes off as someone who would be so boring in bed. The kind that would just lay there and make the guy do all the work. You know who looks like they'd give you an awesome porn? Asuka, that's who. And man, Charlie Sheen must've really done a number on the porn industry if they're resorting to making blanket offers to pro wrestlers. Are there no actual porn stars anymore? Does Lisa Ann need to become porn's version of Terry Funk and come out of retirement again? There's always money in seeing non-porn people get naked and f*** on camera. |
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 19, 2015 22:47:42 GMT -5
I don't know why they'd make Eva Marie an offer. Yeah she's hot, but she comes off as someone who would be so boring in bed. The kind that would just lay there and make the guy do all the work. You know who looks like they'd give you an awesome porn? Asuka, that's who. And man, Charlie Sheen must've really done a number on the porn industry if they're resorting to making blanket offers to pro wrestlers. Are there no actual porn stars anymore? Does Lisa Ann need to become porn's version of Terry Funk and come out of retirement again? There's always money in seeing non-porn people get naked and f*** on camera. I can vouch for that. |
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Post by Sam Punk on Nov 19, 2015 22:51:15 GMT -5
That's nice.
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Post by dreidemy on Nov 19, 2015 23:19:04 GMT -5
The Brazzers social media guy is a wrestling fan, I saw him on /r/squaredcircled a few times
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Post by Modern Day Maharaja on Nov 20, 2015 1:07:07 GMT -5
I'd be all for getting her out of the ring and on porn. Win/win for me.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 20, 2015 1:42:49 GMT -5
That's uh...interesting wording. It deserves an "Oh my". |
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Post by the2ndevil on Nov 20, 2015 2:24:42 GMT -5
Why the hell would Brazzers want Eva Marie? Sure, she looks good, but the second she gets on top everyone will whine about it, never watch again, and keep talking about how her partner should have done a scene with this one random amateur who uploaded their video to YouPorn because she has more indy cred. I like you so much for this. |
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Nov 20, 2015 4:02:29 GMT -5
I don't know why they'd make Eva Marie an offer. Yeah she's hot, but she comes off as someone who would be so boring in bed. The kind that would just lay there and make the guy do all the work. You know who looks like they'd give you an awesome porn? Asuka, that's who. And man, Charlie Sheen must've really done a number on the porn industry if they're resorting to making blanket offers to pro wrestlers. Are there no actual porn stars anymore? Does Lisa Ann need to become porn's version of Terry Funk and come out of retirement again? Sometimes they prefer that though, and you will often get a watch bought for you the next day... I've heard. |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Nov 20, 2015 4:17:32 GMT -5
They should had offered a deal to Paige instead since she fits the type of women that Brazzers like. An very aggressive screamer with bitch tendencies. nah, she'd probably do a BDSM site. |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 20, 2015 4:36:31 GMT -5
They should had offered a deal to Paige instead since she fits the type of women that Brazzers like. An very aggressive screamer with bitch tendencies. nah, she'd probably do a BDSM site. Submission Sorority  |
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Post by sonofblaine on Nov 20, 2015 5:05:21 GMT -5
I'd love to see her do it. Not to watch porn, because while I watch it on occasion my hatred of her wouldn't let me enjoy it. But if she did it, Triple H would strike her from the history books, so his daughts wouldn't google her.
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Post by Woo on Nov 20, 2015 6:16:09 GMT -5
Why the hell would Brazzers want Eva Marie? Sure, she looks good, but the second she gets on top everyone will whine about it, never watch again, and keep talking about how her partner should have done a scene with this one random amateur who uploaded their video to YouPorn because she has more indy cred. Or simply because the amatuer is better. |
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 20, 2015 6:17:46 GMT -5
Actual reply, the way they word it is kind of negative and making fun, so if she does go into porn she should go with a competitor. The Ziggler stuff more complimentary I recall. I guess Brazzers has a wrestling mark as the social media person, if not for that I guess this topic would be about another company. So... good on them for that I guess? Yeah, there's definitely a tenor of 'porn is the only thing you're good for.' f*** off with that crap, dude. I never thought I'd care enough to defend Eva Marie but anyone who acts like her current storyline isn't working to perfection is just deluded. |
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Nov 20, 2015 6:30:26 GMT -5
Actual reply, the way they word it is kind of negative and making fun, so if she does go into porn she should go with a competitor. The Ziggler stuff more complimentary I recall. I guess Brazzers has a wrestling mark as the social media person, if not for that I guess this topic would be about another company. So... good on them for that I guess? Yeah, there's definitely a tenor of 'porn is the only thing you're good for.' f*** off with that crap, dude. I never thought I'd care enough to defend Eva Marie but anyone who acts like her current storyline isn't working to perfection is just deluded. X-Pac heat. |
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 20, 2015 6:34:08 GMT -5
Yeah, there's definitely a tenor of 'porn is the only thing you're good for.' f*** off with that crap, dude. I never thought I'd care enough to defend Eva Marie but anyone who acts like her current storyline isn't working to perfection is just deluded. X-Pac heat. Heat. People are reacting, people are making noise, and that's what Hunter wants. If Full Sail really wanted to end her push, they'd be silent. You'd think they're savvy enough to know that no reaction is always worse. |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 20, 2015 6:36:51 GMT -5
Yeah, there's definitely a tenor of 'porn is the only thing you're good for.' f*** off with that crap, dude. I never thought I'd care enough to defend Eva Marie but anyone who acts like her current storyline isn't working to perfection is just deluded. X-Pac heat. I mean, it is blatant go-away heat, but at least it's heat. Need I post the Del Rio in UK gif? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2015 6:40:54 GMT -5
Heat. People are reacting, people are making noise, and that's what Hunter wants. If Full Sail really wanted to end her push, they'd be silent. You'd think they're savvy enough to know that no reaction is always worse. Yeah, the crowd being dead silent for Alberto for years on end sure kept WWE from throwing tons of money to bring him back or from continuing to have him beat people the crowd actually cares about. I don't really have much against Eva Marie because I don't think I've ever actually watched one of her matches, but WWE will push who they want to regardless of how the crowd reacts. |
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 20, 2015 6:52:26 GMT -5
Heat. People are reacting, people are making noise, and that's what Hunter wants. If Full Sail really wanted to end her push, they'd be silent. You'd think they're savvy enough to know that no reaction is always worse. Yeah, the crowd being dead silent for Alberto for years on end sure kept WWE from throwing tons of money to bring him back or from continuing to have him beat people the crowd actually cares about. I don't really have much against Eva Marie because I don't think I've ever actually watched one of her matches, but WWE will push who they want to regardless of how the crowd reacts. Hunter, and his team to be fair, are smarter than that in their own little bubble. They weren't going to do an underdog story with her and so they went meta. From her second or third match, the story went from "Eva is improving" to "Oooh... Eva sucks. The crowd hates this." If Full Sail would stop playing along, the whole thing falls apart. |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Nov 20, 2015 7:08:44 GMT -5
Heat. People are reacting, people are making noise, and that's what Hunter wants. If Full Sail really wanted to end her push, they'd be silent. You'd think they're savvy enough to know that no reaction is always worse. it's "if you give her a belt I'm unsubscribing" heat. |
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 20, 2015 7:29:04 GMT -5
Heat. People are reacting, people are making noise, and that's what Hunter wants. If Full Sail really wanted to end her push, they'd be silent. You'd think they're savvy enough to know that no reaction is always worse. it's "if you give her a belt I'm unsubscribing" heat. NXT's never been that great with the storyline aspect for title matches - Paige/Emma, Charlotte/Nattie, Sasha/Charlotte. All of those had little to no story involved. It just depended on reliable workers and knowledgeable agents. We know NXT's women division can deliver match quality. I kinda wanna see a fun story now. |
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