Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 30, 2015 19:46:29 GMT -5
"WELCOME TO, CLASS. IS. GIZZAAAAAAAAARK!!!!"
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 30, 2015 19:46:34 GMT -5
"...right here in this very classroom." So when a kid gets in trouble, Gizzark uses Mr. Socko on them? |
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 30, 2015 19:49:33 GMT -5
"There are many uses for the Buttox Class. One could love them, kick them, shove them, stick them, flaunt them, watch them, pick em, and once again, kick them."
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Post by sonofblaine on Nov 30, 2015 19:50:19 GMT -5
"My butt is hungry!"
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Maybe not.
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Paco
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 7,145
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Post by Paco on Nov 30, 2015 19:50:43 GMT -5
The beatings will continue until moral improves. On second thought don't use that one. HA! First one I thought of  |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 30, 2015 19:51:31 GMT -5
STUPID! STUPID!
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 30, 2015 19:55:11 GMT -5
At Graduation, when Pomp and Circumstance kicks in, just take the podium and start cutting a crazy promo with "OOOOOH YEEEEAH!" sprinkled in.
Slim Jims optional.
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
Posts: 16,099
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Post by StuntGranny® on Nov 30, 2015 19:57:00 GMT -5
I've just started teaching recently and I've used "That's a shoot!" a time or two. I don't think they have a clue what I am talking about, but it amuses me.
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 30, 2015 19:59:15 GMT -5
Tell them about being a follower and how the view never changes, baby.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 20:00:58 GMT -5
When one of my students asks "Why?", I usually respond with "Cause Stone Cold said so."
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Dragonfly
Unicron
...is no Barry Windham.
Posts: 2,503 
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Post by Dragonfly on Nov 30, 2015 20:14:03 GMT -5
You can get Scott Steiner to help you teach basic math...
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Post by abjordans on Nov 30, 2015 20:15:29 GMT -5
(When taking roll) IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS
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Post by dreidemy on Nov 30, 2015 20:19:15 GMT -5
* student laughting on class *
You find something funny dear? Do you know what I find funny? How about I rip your head in and f*** your girlfriend? That be hilarious wouldn't it?
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 30, 2015 20:22:35 GMT -5
* student laughting on class * You find something funny dear? Do you know what I find funny? How about I rip your head off in front of your girlfriend? That be hilarious wouldn't it? Fixed that for what he pretty clearly said  NO FUN ALLOWED! -_- |
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Post by lionelp on Nov 30, 2015 20:34:24 GMT -5
Oh you didn't know? Your ass better study that some dayyyyyyy
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 30, 2015 20:47:21 GMT -5
*someone's using their cell phone in class, walk up*
SU-PER DRA-GON!
SU-PER DRA-GON!
SU-PER DRA-GON!
Repeat until they put it away.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 30, 2015 20:49:44 GMT -5
Put red lighting on in the classroom and play some scary background music while you give lectures.
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Post by moondoggie on Nov 30, 2015 21:58:20 GMT -5
It's a Snow Day Yes It Is!
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Post by Larryhausen on Nov 30, 2015 22:00:29 GMT -5
End every lesson with "AND YOU CAN. TEACH. THAT. BADA BOOM!!!! REALEST TEACH IN THE ROOM!!!"
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fw91
Crow T. Robot
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Nov 30, 2015 22:20:35 GMT -5
My name fellow students is Mr.Gizzark, and I'm a real American. And this past week, I've walked these filthy halls of this school, and I'VE GOT TO ASK A QUESTION! WHEN DID WE LET THEM TAKE OVER??? Wasn't this school once described as a beacon of American Prosperity? Now its not even worth the fee, the school board paid for it. All it is, is a cesspool of criminals, illegals, that sneak across our borders and they speak Spanish, and they speak Italian and they speak Greek and Chinese and they speak something called Yiddish, as they plot against us! You can curse me out all you want, but you know you agree with me! You're either too afraid to say something or to gutless to do anything about it! But Real Americans aren't and this period, we will reclaim this school as we leave as World Heavyweight Scholars! And remember these words......... "WE THE PEOPLE!"
(Make class recite the Pledge of Allegiance)
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