TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Dec 1, 2015 5:25:46 GMT -5
And I am starting to slip wrestling quotes into my lessons. Mostly Bad News Barrett. 'Can we have some decorum please' is an easy one and I use it a lot. What are some more I can start using? Please tell me you have a gavel too. |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 1, 2015 7:48:18 GMT -5
Congratulations class, you all passed. But that's nothing compared to when my client, Brock Lesnar, conquered the streak!
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Post by hossfan on Dec 1, 2015 8:35:35 GMT -5
After calling on a student to answer a question, interrupt him/her with "It doesn't matter what you think!"
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Post by Hickster on Dec 1, 2015 8:56:02 GMT -5
I also taught for fifteen years. It is impossible to keep the lines out.
"When taking a quiz or test, never EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVERRRR write in red." (I'm a recovering Jericho-holic)
The one I wanted to use, but never had the chance to: Throwing a kid out of class, give him the future endeavors line.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 1, 2015 9:06:37 GMT -5
Remind them that RELLIK is KILLER spelled backwards.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 1, 2015 9:20:57 GMT -5
LIIIVES are gonna be in Gizzark's hands... .
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 1, 2015 9:29:32 GMT -5
You need to mark out over Booker T in the middle of class.
Then soon after he'll take your teaching job.
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Dec 1, 2015 10:36:37 GMT -5
Explain to them exactly why turning over in a figure four hurts the other guy.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 1, 2015 10:37:59 GMT -5
Today, you're going one-on-one wit' da algebra test. Holla, holla!
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 1, 2015 10:46:11 GMT -5
You need to mark out over Booker T in the middle of class. Then soon after he'll take your teaching job. "These students are in mah Fave 5, dawg! One o' them found the mahk on the real Seen Kah-ra's boot!" |
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ookkie
Unicron
Rated R.
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Post by ookkie on Dec 1, 2015 12:02:22 GMT -5
I also taught for fifteen years. It is impossible to keep the lines out. "When taking a quiz or test, never EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVERRRR write in red." (I'm a recovering Jericho-holic) The one I wanted to use, but never had the chance to: Throwing a kid out of class, give him the future endeavors line. ...didn't use it when throwing a kid out of class, but I did use it on a report card. |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 1, 2015 12:13:47 GMT -5
On a personal note, my jr high principal had a voice that sounded like Nailz when he was on the loudspeaker. He didn't make announcements often, but every now and then you'd just hear a click and then "ATTENTION STUDENTS!" Near knocked me out of my seat every time.
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Post by moondoggie on Dec 1, 2015 19:47:33 GMT -5
Everytime they fail you show them a shovel
For everytime you have them stand up and read a part of the book you say "Who's Next?" Point at someone and say " You're Next!"
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Dec 1, 2015 21:30:44 GMT -5
"You're all like big fat failure turtles."
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
Posts: 17,296
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Post by percymania on Dec 1, 2015 22:08:03 GMT -5
Do the Dean Douglas nails on chalkboard routine.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 1, 2015 22:10:42 GMT -5
The next time a student raises their hand, look them dead in the eye and say
"Who. In the BLUE HELL. Are you?"
Actually, don't, this was a terrible place to pose this question.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 1, 2015 23:17:16 GMT -5
"I came to this school wanting to teach WOMEN, but I look at this class and I don't see no WOOOMEN. All I see are a bunch of boys who look like WOMEN. Now you kids belong in middle school because that's your kind of people. What's the matter, superintendent?"
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Post by moondoggie on Dec 2, 2015 9:29:54 GMT -5
Anytime you or anyone say "Able" you need to change it to "Gable"
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Dec 2, 2015 9:34:51 GMT -5
Just spend a day aggressively pointing at things
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Post by lionelp on Dec 2, 2015 9:49:17 GMT -5
Gizzark 3:16 says I just flunked your test
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